FabSwingers.com forum: Worst place you had sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in a nursing home in the dirty laundry room and the smell was horrible that bad it took a while to get going lol anyway I was visiting a family member and this hot nurse working there, one days as I was leaving on the way I walk past a room she come asked for help so went to see what it was she locked the door u know the rest

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Grimsby

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Grimsby "

Did it smell of fish?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Grimsby

Did it smell of fish? "

Couldn't shake the smell off for 5 days

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mens toilets on a campsite in Cornwall, many moons ago!

Jo.Xx

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol na didn’t smell of fish

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Shoreline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere the ex was!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Anywhere the ex was!!"

I'll second that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anywhere the ex was!!

I'll second that one

Why do you know her too??lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leek Bus Station Toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand

I'll second this! I lived on a beach for a while whilst travelling when I was younger .. Sandy cracks n crevices ugh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Back of a van. More the lack of comfort for my knees than anything else.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Bent over a Wheely bin in a carpark after club kickout... definitely the least classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a field when I snapped my banjo

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it

Don’t blame you fuck that shit lol

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Public toilet .. such a classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the beach the sand gets literally everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a small portacabin on a building sit. I was worried it would fall over with us moving around. Trapped if fell door down onto ground.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Swinging can be a risky business; risk from exposure, attack, diseases... So it's only natural that most people have their 'antenna' up, looking for clues, where ever they can find them, to get some kind of understanding as to whether or not someone is a risk. I do it all the time.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Swinging can be a risky business; risk from exposure, attack, diseases... So it's only natural that most people have their 'antenna' up, looking for clues, where ever they can find them, to get some kind of understanding as to whether or not someone is a risk. I do it all the time."

Ooooops, this comment was meant for another thread - Sorry, I should learn to concentrate! It is late though; that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Went to a meet, where it was going to be around 10 guys to 2 ladies.

Arrived at the house, welcomed in & was shown through to a back room where I could leave my clothes etc, before moving through to the main room where the fun was to be.

Only realised, in the dingy lighting in that old house, I was sticking to the floor! Thought it would be better elsewhere, but I soon found it was equally grimy, dusty, and no surfaces were clean.

The main room bed was filthy too.

I made my excuses and left quickly!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Bridlington beach one summer night many years ago after meeting a girl in a nightclub and going for a walk down there with her at kicking out time. All was going well, we were fucking away thinking we were nicely secluded, when all of a sudden all this liquid was splashing us, looked up and some guy was pissing off the sea wall onto us!

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

In bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T in the park portaloos

You know what its like....when the opertunity presents itself you just go for it

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By *ruman77Man
over a year ago

London

I don't think this counts, but I went to Center Parcs when I was about 12 and spent the whole time in the pool and on the rapids. I would often time how long I could sit at the bottom of the pool, and on one occasion a couple turned up (with toddler in a rubber ring) and decided to have a sneaky session almost right above me. Cornered too, there was nowhere to go but up, which would have been awkward to say the least. So I had to stay sat under water until they moved away.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Public toilet .. such a classy bird "

Hope you're names on the wall

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By *heHotwifePairCouple
over a year ago

South

Tesco car wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinema floor

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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grimsby

Did it smell of fish? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not us, but I, P once had sex on top of a dog poo.

Completely bu accident I must add. The park was dark

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Not us, but I, P once had sex on top of a dog poo.

Completely bu accident I must add. The park was dark

At least you didn't step in it

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him. "

Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf!

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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not us, but I, P once had sex on top of a dog poo.

Completely bu accident I must add. The park was dark

At least you didn't step in it

I fucking laid in the bastard thing

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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf!

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I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf!

I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x"

Wonder if he ever hoovered it

And to think I waste money on hotels!

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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf!

I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x

Wonder if he ever hoovered it

And to think I waste money on hotels! "
My first and last time in a van.

Cheap and tacky, and I'm sure the cameras picked us up have a smoke naked at the back doors.

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

In Watford can't remember if it was the travel lodge or Premier Inn but the room window was opposite a multistorey car park and the bed was that bad it sank so bad in the middle worst bed I've ever been on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got wanked off in a church if that counts.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ibiza alley between 2 cars.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

in the woods by a river girls fantasy to be tied to a tree and used got nakid tied up start getting down to business swarms of midges crawling all over us getting bitten to death had to pack up and move on learned a lesson that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have to be in the mood to have great sex and that includes the surroundings so can't think of anywhere that wasn't suitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a golf course , late at night banging away , only to be bitten by thousands of midges , my ass and back were covered in bites

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Disabled toilets Frankfurt airport. We were changing flights to Madrid and he dared me.

Remember he dared me to join the mile high club on a flight to Cuba...but that's another story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like hotel sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex gf's house! Boom ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex in a hospital room whilst we was waiting too be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like hotel sex

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omg and why not it has a comfy bed and a lockable door what more can you want oh a snack bar well could stop in at my M&S on the way

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

Western Supermare

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Back seat of an old Fiat 500...so uncomfortable and small lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car. No room to move in it at all.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the men’s toilet in a pub. Whilst we were erm at it someone came in and took a crap in the toilet next to us. Talk about spoiling the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back seat of an old Fiat 500...so uncomfortable and small lol "

Now that sounds ideal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like hotel sex

omg and why not it has a comfy bed and a lockable door what more can you want oh a snack bar well could stop in at my M&S on the way

Mmmm snax

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

This really tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiny room in a shared house.

There was only room for a bed - awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiny room in a shared house.

There was only room for a bed - awful."

No room to get adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst place is probably the Gyle shopping centre car park. It was dark and in my old car. Still can't quite believe what we did but etched in our memory years on.

The act itself was not bad at all. Just the scenario incredibly risky and not something I'd repeat.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

In a taxi full of people

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

In a field next to Beverley racecourse. Both too d*unk to notice the cow pat next us until we rolled over. My jeans were ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand

Oh I loved it. Doggy style, looking out to sea.

He said after, the part of me that turned him on the most wasn’t my suntanned body but rather my sandy feet and ankle chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub toilets not the most luxurious of places

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By *icennaughtyguyMan
over a year ago

Northants

Inside a church lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal in a graveyard at 2 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a rather cluttered dirty house with a couple who smoked non stop. The sex was good though,only reason that I went back again a couple of months later lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool.

It's a dump

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

in side a freezer van bloody quickest I have cum and got dressed brrrrr : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gravel tennis court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bin shed when I was about 15 !

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mens toilets on a campsite in Cornwall, many moons ago!

Jo.Xx "

I thought that was alright!

For me it was in the woods! I was panicking too much

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Under Great Yarmouth pier at 1am. Or is that the best place?

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Under Great Yarmouth pier at 1am. Or is that the best place?

Yeah your right not the best place

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A gravel tennis court

Ooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door way of a famous (in cinematic terms - from trainspotting) edinburgh pub in some after hours shenanigans with a colleague.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Last year a bloke asked if he could kiss me where it smells and I said yes. He took me to Runcorn !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a beach. Took a lot of washing to get rid of the sand and I was red raw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gold! Hahaha you poor thing! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not us, but I, P once had sex on top of a dog poo.

Completely bu accident I must add. The park was dark

Well that was shit wasn't it

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the worst as in shithole but couldn't help myself making my ex squirt in her sisters bed.

The worst place was probably that carpark lift in city centre. Think its near blackdog ballroom but not been into town for a while so not 100% sure where everything is.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

In the ear

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Slane Castle last year at a concert. Mortified when i realised so many were watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a golf course in West Bromwich at night , got bitten so Badly by mozzies , by ass was like a dot to dot puzzle, was sore for a week

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By *OTLOOKINGTOMEETWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

Pub toilet, the smell really hangs

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Car sex many years ago. Felt my back going whilst we were getting down to it. Was in agony for weeks afterwards.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She must have locked him in this time.

He's not been seen since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wellingborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wellingborough

Haha..ooh that's bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train toilet for me...bumpy and smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small downstairs loo with no light.....

It was moisturiser......it was hand sanitiser.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small downstairs loo with no light.....

It was moisturiser......it was hand sanitiser.......

*wasnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand

I'll second this! I lived on a beach for a while whilst travelling when I was younger .. Sandy cracks n crevices ugh ! "

We love sex at the beach but in the water (and not in the UK yuk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand

I thought this thread was familiar. I was going to comment and say the beach.

The UNLOS person that wrote this was is fabulous btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiler room in the church

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wellingborough

Haha..ooh that's bad!"

Needs must and all that

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Back stage at a theme park you will never know how off putting it is to have the disembodied heads of a cartoon mouse and dog starring at you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mens toilets on a campsite in Cornwall, many moons ago!

Jo.Xx

I thought that was alright!

For me it was in the woods! I was panicking too much

D."

Oh yes!

That was a little panicky!

Was horny though.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of a fiat 500 - talk about getting cramp!

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By *ornado69Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Behind a big wheelie bin at the side of Aldi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i haven't had sex in a bad place ever my mind was on the sex so anywhere i picked was great

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