FabSwingers.com forum: Top 3 Horrible Smells!

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

What are your top three hated smells?

For me;

Damp garden fire smell.

Cooking bacon/mince.

Burnt/melting plastic.

Strange thing is; If you analyse it; I seem to dislike the smell of degeneration!

Want about you? Which smells do you dislike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the smell of napalm in the morning.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

Red door perfume

New car smell

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the smell of napalm in the morning....."

Smells like victory !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour "

Well ... yes

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour

Well ... yes "

He did ask for the top three

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wet dogs, dog shit and off milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit

Rotting bodies

Poop

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour

Well ... yes "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

The smell of Asda

Lynx Africa

& McDonald's workers post their shift

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Very old poo

Not so very old poo

Fresh poo

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think one of the reasons humans find the smell of decay bad is to prevent us from killing ourselves by eating bad stuff.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"The smell of Asda

Lynx Africa

& McDonald's workers post their shift "

Hahahahahaha!

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Blokes wearing Joop

Necrotic flesh

Clothes or towels that have been wet too long

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

Ah yes! I missed that. Decaying flesh bloody stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of desperation

Broad beans

Poo

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

I have a job in the community that means I have found these a few times, I'd assume the poster does too, rather than anything dodgy!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Vomit

The Lush shop

Off milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

Ah yes! I missed that. Decaying flesh bloody stinks "

I no longer like the smell of limes because of my experience around this. (Its very heavily used after disasters to detract the smell away. You literally walk around with split limes under your nose or hanging off your neck.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat poo

Sour dairy milk

Bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex breaths. He's 250miles,away but he's toxic.

Muck spreading.. Sadly surrounded by fields

My daughter fragrance bottom trumps.. Gut wrenching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soiled nappies

Vodka

The smell of an ashtray

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Bad breath

An unwashed protein shaker

Surströmming

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Melting plastic.

Liquorice.

Subway (the sandwich shop).

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Halitosis

Bleach

Vomit

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Rotting bodies

burning skin/flesh

both of these smells you dont forget easily

babys green/yellow nappy changing stuff

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I dont have a sense of smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat being cooked

Rotting/necrotic/gangrenous flesh

Burning hair

Mrs

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Balloons

Wet dogs

Butchers shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

When I lived down south a guy died in the flat opposite his body was there 2 weeks before he was found the bathroom window open mid summer I'll never forget that smell

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By *untime77xxMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour "

Definitely the top 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold eggs, Brazilian banknotes and pubs in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath

An unwashed protein shaker

Surströmming"

Surströmming is that the smelly fish in a tin?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Morning breath

Garlic

Marmite

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Burning hair

The blocked drain I had to clear last year

Human vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath

An unwashed protein shaker

Surströmming"

Did you eat any Surströmming?

I've had lutefisk which I think is similar. It was a challenge with some Norwegian people that I lost

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Also lilies give me the heebie jeebies (smell like funerals)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma Griffe perfume

Butchers

Lavender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

Haha yea I was thinking that

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Sour milk

Wet mop

Farts in a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them trees that smell of cum,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A dead rat under floorboards is pretty bad

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The combination of teenage stink, and both boys and girls spraying their body spray in the air to cover the other up (school buses

Geothermal springs (worth it but yuck)

A dunny can in the height of an Australian summer, in drought, that hasn't been emptied in a loooong time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurs

Man U

Chelsea

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Apart from the aforementioned:

Rotting onions.

Undiagnosed lactose intolerants.

Farts after eating dishes with squid ink.

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"What are your top three hated smells?

For me;

Damp garden fire smell.

Cooking bacon/mince.

Burnt/melting plastic.

Strange thing is; If you analyse it; I seem to dislike the smell of degeneration!

Want about you? Which smells do you dislike?"

Vomit

Smokers

Stinky people who forget to wash their bodies

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I think it’s widely agreed we all like the smell of our own pop-offs though!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What are your top three hated smells?

For me;

Damp garden fire smell.

Cooking bacon/mince.

Burnt/melting plastic.

Strange thing is; If you analyse it; I seem to dislike the smell of degeneration!

Want about you? Which smells do you dislike?

Vomit

Smokers

Stinky people who forget to wash their bodies

Occasionally I come across smokers who haven't bathed in awhile. That's definitely up there

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Chicken shit ,

Garlic ,

Off milk

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Really really bad BO, the kind that hits you in he back of the throat.

Burnt rice

My mum used to boil some kind of offal for the dog, I'd come home from school, open the front door, take a whiff and nearly vom.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Bad breath

Cigarette smoke

Bin juice at the bottom of a wheely bin in the height of summer, particularly with added maggots

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Shit

Vomit

Stale body odour "

Totally this ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale drink smell off someone.

Lavender air fresheners.

Sweaty overcrowded buses and trains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotting bodies

What the hell?!?!

Haha yea I was thinking that "

I did explain it

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Bad breath

Cigarette smoke

Bin juice at the bottom of a wheely bin in the height of summer, particularly with added maggots

The little green food bin is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse after 10 pints and a kebab

My feet after a 14 hour shift

My breathe after a 14 hour shift, 10 pints and a kebab

(Any ladies fancy a few beers and a kebab when I get off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

Salad cream

Mayonnaise

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

Marmite

Bananas

At the end of a shift working behind the bar, the unique smell of cigarette smoke, ashtrays, stale beer in the drip tray and 6 hours of too many bodies of varying hygiene levels crammed together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weed(even tho i am an ex smoker of 20years and 4 years clean) cant stand the stink of it

Halitosis

Off or sour milk

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Rotting felsh ,stinky cocks ,bad breath.

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

The smell of decaying flesh never bothered me too much when I worked in the care sector. Vomit though :/

Cigarette/ Vape Smoke eww.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I used to hate that smell in pubs (pre smoking ban) when someone would drop their fag on the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conservatives

Bullshit

Gorgonzola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slurry,

Feet,

TCP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frying spam..

Wet dog..

Foist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I was working in a ladies house the other day she had a cat litter tray with more shit in it than litter

2. Dog shit

3. Old festering old man B.O where it smells so much it takes your breath away and makes your eyes water

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Dog poop

Rotten eggs

The smell when they are spreading the waste from the Quorn manufacturing factories onto the fields. God knows what they must put into their products to make the waste smell so incredibly vile.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hops - When i worked in Cardiff the smell from Brains Brewery did me in.

Fish cooked in a microwave. The damn smell lingers!

Vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot

Ammonia

Damp smelly socks lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Smelly feet

Sweat

Dirty dick

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Pot/we*d

Excrement

Burning clutch

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Rotting teeth,

Vomit

Mushrooms cooking

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Diesel fumes

New carpets

Chicken's feet soup (or chicken farms in general)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rotting teeth,

Vomit

Mushrooms cooking "

Rotting teeth your own

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Kfc

Tom cats that spray.

Rotten teeth....

Bluerghhh

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Very old poo

Not so very old poo

Fresh poo "

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Cheese

Bad breath

Rotten carrot down the back of the fridge

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"What are your top three hated smells?

For me;

Damp garden fire smell.

Cooking bacon/mince.

Burnt/melting plastic.

Strange thing is; If you analyse it; I seem to dislike the smell of degeneration!

Want about you? Which smells do you dislike?"

WTF... Bacon being cooked is one of your worst smells...

somebody get this man a doctor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chlorof.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart in the shower

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Thai fish sauce.

Nothing else comes even close.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The smell of the first shit after a night on guiness

Cat shit on your fingers while ing the border

Waxy arse crack smell

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

W**ding (filters)

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Acetal or Delrin ( a trade name)

When burnt gives off formaldehyde that’s tear gas, I’ve seen this empty an injection moulding factory in 5 mins

For me it’s

Rotting fish

Dog poo

Cat poo

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By *cedGemsWoman
over a year ago

South West Wales ;-)

Bulls**t

and, more Bulls**t .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits.

Quavers.

Brie.

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

No-one's mentioned Scampi Fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No-one's mentioned Scampi Fries

Scampi flavoured what

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My dog’s farts

My house with a wet dog in it

Lush Cosmetic shops.

(I do love my dog, honest!)

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Anfield

Jurgan Klopp

Er...did i say Anfield

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Open abdominal cavities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten chicken

Marijuana

Over ripe BO!!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

B.O. (especially when it's like pickled onion mixed with chip fat)

Rotten teeth

Decomposing flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicotine

Liquorice

Sick

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bad breath. It's when you least expect it and the shock.

Someones fart specially at a gig when you cannot move!

Not smelt it or seen one for ages but I recall a metal barrel of hot tar near roadworks.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Peristalsis.....Really turns my stomach.

Smokers

Virtue signallers.

Soy boys.

Celery.

Any carnivor faecal matter.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Anfield

Jurgan Klopp

Er...did i say Anfield "

Old Trafford

Alex Ferguson

And all the hot air coming out of Stratford end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit

Sprouts

Smelly feet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Derby Road Bootle on a hot day.

The poor old piss sodden bloke who was in the corner of the 'tumbly play' when I took my grandson.

Dead mice in a trap that have been overlooked.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Acetal or Delrin ( a trade name)

When burnt gives off formaldehyde that’s tear gas, I’ve seen this empty an injection moulding factory in 5 mins

For me it’s

Rotting fish

Dog poo

Cat poo"

Damn ..... can I borrow rotting fish.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Anfield

Jurgan Klopp

Er...did i say Anfield

Old Trafford

Alex Ferguson

And all the hot air coming out of Stratford end"

I'm a blue, so all's cool with me

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