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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!

What other changes do you notice about yourself over time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated "

Sad day indeed!

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated "

Just the one? You’re very fortunate!

I found my first grey pube the other day. Whipped the bugger out with tweezers faster than you could say ‘ow fuck that hurt more than expected!’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated "

Bless you, I found my first about five years ago

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night "

I can relate to this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Hair stops growing where it used to, and starts growing in places you never thought it would

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Just realised it’s Saturday night

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated "

Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Just the one? You’re very fortunate!

I found my first grey pube the other day. Whipped the bugger out with tweezers faster than you could say ‘ow fuck that hurt more than expected!’ "

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex


"That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night

I can relate to this "

That's me tonight. Postponed date in favour of quiet night in, what's happened to me! D:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job has given me wrinkles due to my stern ‘don’t you dare’ stare

I blame my job for my ageing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway "

Yes! I like that. I did however rush to boots and buy something. It’s still there though. I’m asking for a refund!!

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I give less fucks (and also get less fucks!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night "
There is over 23 series of it, you might want to change your mind.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My job has given me wrinkles due to my stern ‘don’t you dare’ stare

I blame my job for my ageing "

Resting bitch face makes you look old?

Shit

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

"

Dye shall never touch this head

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway

Yes! I like that. I did however rush to boots and buy something. It’s still there though. I’m asking for a refund!! "

Let them come.... I’ve had my thoroughfares for about 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

Dye shall never touch this head "

Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?”

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My tits now hit the floor when I turn over on the edge of the bed !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

Dye shall never touch this head "

I said that, grow old gracefully etc but now I might be changing my mind

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My hairs going greyer too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t bend over like I used to be able to

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Toe hair

I also have one "whisker" that keeps appearing on my chin, no matter how many times I pluck the bugger out!

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway "

My friends and I called it "laughter effect"

They look sexy

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

Dye shall never touch this head

Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?” "

They're only used to make reading easier Been told I make a sexy Clarke Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye

Dye shall never touch this head

Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?”

They're only used to make reading easier Been told I make a sexy Clarke Kent "

You do a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated "

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing! "

Oh god no. That involves needles!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!

Oh god no. That involves needles!"

And poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!

What other changes do you notice about yourself over time? "

Surprising less beer belly! And more toned arms and generally feeling sexier celebrated with a new profile pic among other things

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!

Oh god no. That involves needles!"

Wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!

Oh god no. That involves needles!

And poison "

I’ll stick to my boots no 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lot more hair in my ears and nose than on my head. But at least I can use it for a combover

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated

Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!

Oh god no. That involves needles!"

With you on that one, keep needles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night "

I really cant be bothered to go out on the town anymore.

I'd much rather go out for a meal and drinks ( at lunchtime ) or just stay at home in PJ's

I'm officially ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to "

I can polish floors with mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Two grey hairs so far, I feel your pain Chill.

I've also started realising how fun it is to look at new bedding rather than shoes. I'm old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

I can polish floors with mine "

Same with my boobs. I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live a silver fox!

I can’t handle two nights out on a row anymore

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to "

You mean it gets droopy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

I can polish floors with mine

Same with my boobs. I feel your pain "

Splinters are a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised it’s Saturday night "

Haha. That's what I've noticed... not being quite as sharp as I used to be

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm getting shorter as if I need that. My face tells lot storys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

I can polish floors with mine

Same with my boobs. I feel your pain

Splinters are a bitch"

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a streak of gray hair in my fringe, was gutted at first but it looks pretty cool tbh.

My first strands of grey. Can't complain I guess

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Unless i have an afternoon nap I start getting tired by 9 pm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

I can polish floors with mine

Same with my boobs. I feel your pain

Splinters are a bitch

Hell yes!"

Not quite at the floor polishing stage yet but have to be very careful when going up stairs

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I have way too many sparklies in my hair!

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I live a silver fox!

I can’t handle two nights out on a row anymore "

Used to be able to go out clubbing on consecutive nights and go to work on only 3 nights sleep in my 20's. Fat chance of that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

You mean it gets droopy?? "

No with old age the elasticity of my ball bag is wearing out and now heading south....next time you look at a naked 75 year old lady pay particular attention to her boobs...now imagine that's my nut sack....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my sex drive gets higher.

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to

You mean it gets droopy??

No with old age the elasticity of my ball bag is wearing out and now heading south....next time you look at a naked 75 year old lady pay particular attention to her boobs...now imagine that's my nut sack.... "

Noooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know if things dont go.....smoothly and regularly in the number 2 department.... I will suffer now that I am older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think eyes would not spot the wrinkle when you look like you do

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Toe hair

I also have one "whisker" that keeps appearing on my chin, no matter how many times I pluck the bugger out!"

I've had the former for about ten years, the latter for at least 20

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When I look in the mirror and I don’t recognise the woman I see the one I’m looking at is older than I am inside

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"That my sex drive gets higher. "

Well, there's a positive change!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher. "

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't have long enough left to care whether i'm the prettiest , the sexiest , the richest......

I am happy in my baggy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable "

Shit

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable "

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger "

Yes definitely that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger

Yes definitely that too! "

I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger

Yes definitely that too!

I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work "

You certainly have a lovely figure! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger

Yes definitely that too!

I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work

You certainly have a lovely figure! x "

In a corset Nora. Thank you. I would love legs like yours. Stunning profile pic

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"When I look in the mirror and I don’t recognise the woman I see the one I’m looking at is older than I am inside "

This

But no need for the sadness , break the mirror and only look and listen to the one inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!

What other changes do you notice about yourself over time? "

I've just turned 40 and noticed my nostril hair has grown more in the last 4 months than in the last 40 years. I fail to understand why I'm going to need so much nasal hair and why my body has decided now is the time for it to happen.

Also.

One random long hair on my forehead that wasn't there the day before

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable "

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I found more skin than hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods "

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way! "

Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger

Yes definitely that too!

I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work

You certainly have a lovely figure! x

In a corset Nora. Thank you. I would love legs like yours. Stunning profile pic

"

Thank you. You can have some of them! Always wished they were shorter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal) "

And fathers and grandads!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"I give less fucks (and also get less fucks!!)."
haha and me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way! "

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm relieved that sex drive gets higher, it gives me something to look forward to when I am old.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal)

And fathers and grandads! "

Don’t forget the brothers and uncles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal)

And fathers and grandads! "

Yeah, the parents, grandparents, and those who didn't reproduce are in more trouble

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!

What other changes do you notice about yourself over time? "

When you spunk and only dust comes out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww "

Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!

What other changes do you notice about yourself over time?

When you spunk and only dust comes out! "

You need to keep hydrated

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww

Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though! "

Oh no they definitely don’t

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww

Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though! "

My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.

I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.

I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww

Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though!

My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.

I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.

I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors*"

Haha. I know I was an accident lol. Best mistake he ever made though he says

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Where to start!!

Sex drive through the roof.

Less fucks given about what people think of me.

Skin tone becoming softer, more sensual.

A sense of relief in myself.

More compassion for others.

Whiskers ffs.

All of a sudden I run!

3 grey hairs.

Younger men are suddenly more interested.

Squooshy tummy from having babies.

Laughter lines showing the laughs.

I appreciate life with all of its ups and downs more.

So so so glad to be single.

Boobs also squooshy due to much breastfeeding.

Some good, some challenging, some liberating....same as ever really, but I'm more at peace with it all.

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Where to start!!

Sex drive through the roof.

Less fucks given about what people think of me.

Skin tone becoming softer, more sensual.

A sense of relief in myself.

More compassion for others.

Whiskers ffs.

All of a sudden I run!

3 grey hairs.

Younger men are suddenly more interested.

Squooshy tummy from having babies.

Laughter lines showing the laughs.

I appreciate life with all of its ups and downs more.

So so so glad to be single.

Boobs also squooshy due to much breastfeeding.

Some good, some challenging, some liberating....same as ever really, but I'm more at peace with it all.

"

One of tonight's best posts

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That my sex drive gets higher.

Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable

The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods

Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!

I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww

Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though!

My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.

I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.

I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors*

Haha. I know I was an accident lol. Best mistake he ever made though he says "

"In 1985 when we thought of you in (place)..."

"Dad. No. Stop."

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grey pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey pubes "

I’m dreading this. None yet. That said, I’m ultra myopic so maybe just can’t see them when I’m in the shower.

Ignorance is bliss

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By *hillout OP   Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Grey pubes "

I've noticed a few already when manscaping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 this year and although I've only noticed one grey hair in my beard, my receding hairline is a constant reminder that imma lose it all by the time I'm 50. I'm also creaking a little more in the mornings before I've stretched. Think I probably need a full service at this point.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You say "I remember when" followed by

X only cost this much

That housing estate was fields

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just seem to get more attractive.

Damned ageing process... it’s a curse I tell ya!

A curse.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m quite content being a silver fox, it’s a lot of fun.

I’m not at all bothered by my grey/bald hair but the day I discovered a grey pube was the day I first got a wax!

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