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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

3-5 hours!

So much to bloody do and I'm due out at 9 so I'm getting a wriggle on already

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

40 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 mins top! Can do way quicker ...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My hair takes ages to dry & straighten & if it needs colouring too that’s a good 2/3 hours. Make up takes a while as I need a lot of it

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate rushing for anything, so always give myself a couple of hours even if I don't need to,just to make sure all relevant areas are smooth!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

An hour max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About two hours ... from start to finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If it's a friend (one I'm super comfortable with and am not making any fuss for - you know I like you if I show up with no makeup!) half an hour.

If you're seeing the fussier version, 2-3 hours (although some of that is earlier prep work).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B"

And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)

P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?

B

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

An hour or so should do it for me.

Nothing is going to disguise my obnoxious personality so appearance isn’t quite so critical

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An hour or so should do it for me.

Nothing is going to disguise my obnoxious personality so appearance isn’t quite so critical "

I actually like the fuss now, but I'll admit I started to make up for my apparently glaring inadequacies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-3 hours ... on a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 mins or so

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

30 mins.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Depends on how much warning I get from M

The last meet I literally only knew about it a few minutes before the knock at the door, so there was no time for any preparation whatsoever!

K

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B"

Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.

In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours.

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

Assuming I'd already showered I could be ready to see a friend in 15 minutes.

But I enjoy all the prep if I'm going somewhere smarter, on a date, to a club. Probably two hours tops though (including shower, nails etc) - with a drink and some music to keep me company!

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

I started yesterday, tan, nails, starting the rest now and not leaving till 8.30 to go to angels,

Same preparation for each meet or club xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

around 1hour and 6 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start getting ready the day before .... fake tan as im naturally the colour of milk. Nails etc

on the day probably 4 hours shower, hair, make up etc

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A week. "
omg that much makeup or does outfit come from Indonesia

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I start getting ready the day before .... fake tan as im naturally the colour of milk. Nails etc

on the day probably 4 hours shower, hair, make up etc"

Yes, if I've been wearing trousers/ not meeting much I start with a defuzz the night before Otherwise/ also exfoliate and time my body moisturising to the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hours if i am washing my hair. And have already packed So half an hour to wash shave bits. My hair to dry and style takes about a hour and then 30 mins for makeup and to put clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B

Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.

In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours."

Aw, cheers Melificent! So do we, we will of course let you know all about it afterwards.

Still can't believe how rapid some are tbf...And yes, so get the tunes! Any build up needs a soundtrack!

B

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!

I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can probably do it an hour. Shower hair wash make up etc. Probably less. Everything else is always done anyway. Nails/toes /waxing etc. I do that for me not people I meet. Ideally though I’d allow 2 hours, I hate rushing!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B

And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)

P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?

B"

P has amazing hair

J x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A week. omg that much makeup or does outfit come from Indonesia "

Rude.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

3 hours max.

Bathing , de fuzzing, drying hair, sorting out clothes , changing mind about clothes, putting on make up, finally getting dressed, checking money, bag, purse, cash card , addresses, travel arrangements etc ...... texting......

Yep .... 3 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-3 hours, but I will defuzz the night before and do my nails x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"An hour max "

Same here

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't colour my hair on the same day as a meet, otherwise I would need ages.

I ideally like 2 hours for a club night or meet, so I have time to shave everywhere I want to and decide what to wear.

I can get ready for a night out in under an hour, if I already have an outfit planned.

Hubby needs about 30mins from start to finish.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!

I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max."

I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

It all depends on the type of meet. But I always make an effort to look my best. P’s me off when meeting a single guy and he tips up looking scruffy thinking he’s got a big cock so that’s all that matters.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A couple of hours, maybe three.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!

I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.

I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me "

Putting on makeup is what takes a fair chunk of the time. I don't wear it regularly, so make mistakes and don't do it quickly.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Two hours is preferable but I have a fresh up kit In the car and have walked into work showers in scruffy work gear and emerged all dolled up in a 20 min turnaround before

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A minimum of an hour and a half assuming my nails, clothes are ready etc are already done.

Have a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B

And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)

P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?

B

P has amazing hair

J x"

Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..

P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And thanks LL, we'll do our damnedest to!

B

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!

I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.

I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me

Putting on makeup is what takes a fair chunk of the time. I don't wear it regularly, so make mistakes and don't do it quickly. "

I do it slowly because I enjoy the art of it. I know no one else bloody notices

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B

And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)

P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?

B

P has amazing hair

J x

Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..

P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!

B"

Tell her she’s got 5 minutes before you need to leave

Then please, please delete this post or we’re both dead

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B"

You sound delicious B! Wanna head this way ... have a great night you two!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

How long I take depends on who or where we are meeting

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wash my hair in the morning to let it air dry.

Then I can be ready in about 45 mins to an hour.

Have a good night x

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

What's a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetwipe round nutsack and I'm done.

Might throw one round my ring piece if shes a dirty one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It depends on where I am and what I have been doing before hand

So today I was in London and travelling to manchetser. As soon as I go to hotel - sorted out play kit in to bag and now chilling then I will grab a shower and get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B

Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.

In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours."

Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol xxx

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B"

Takes me an hour or so if my hair doesn’t need washing - up to two hours if it does. I also have really long hair - but once it’s washed I tend to leave it and don’t mess with it much!

Enjoy your party ops.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London


"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!

I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.

I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me "

I wouldn't know where to start! Nude eyeshadow, mascara, concealer and maybe lip gloss...that's as much as I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 mins for shower hair and makeup. It doesn't take long when you have natural beauty

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I like to take my time getting ready so I can relax with a nice drink ...That hardly happens tho as I always seem to be rushing ..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes..whose ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?

Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!

What about everyone else?

B"

Ah. That isn't where I expected the question to go

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can do it in 30 minutes if I don't have to wash my hair.

Otherwise an hour but I'm not particularly high maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just over an hour bath shave out dry make up hair dress skoosh perfume and deodorant done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like about 3 hours to get everything done. In reality I get about 2 hours and feel rushed, and I have no hair to deal with, it's all about the bath and makeup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.

To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)

I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!

So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.

Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.

I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.

P

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I heard you were slow getting your ass in gear B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!

See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!

How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!

B

And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)

P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?

B

P has amazing hair

J x

Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..

P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!

B

Tell her she’s got 5 minutes before you need to leave

Then please, please delete this post or we’re both dead"

*gets poison dart locked n loaded*

P

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.

To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)

I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!

So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.

Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.

I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.

P"

Bet you look bootifool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.

To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)

I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!

So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.

Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.

I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.

P

Bet you look bootifool"

Bernard Matthews my darling

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's ever taken more than an hour, though I often start getting things together the day before. Or I did, when I still went out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls. "

Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.

Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls..."

I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2/3 hours at least for a regular meet with Sir, shave, shower, moisturise, hair done, make up then dressed. Hate rushing and like to be specific for inspection

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Wipe my arse and send me out!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

About 40 minutes max, I don't bother drying or styling my hair it does what it wants anyway.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.

Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls...

I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good. "

Mmm, would that be an even 5 minutes per ball or maybe a 7/3 split if one ball is bigger than the other, I wonder ?

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over a year ago


"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.

Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls...

I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good.

Mmm, would that be an even 5 minutes per ball or maybe a 7/3 split if one ball is bigger than the other, I wonder ? "

Lol. High five sista.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.

In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours.

Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol xxx"

How could I forget that? Add an extra ten minutes on (I'm being generous). xx

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over a year ago


"Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.

In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours.

Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol xxx

How could I forget that? Add an extra ten minutes on (I'm being generous). xx"

Yeah! I was gonna say, you flatter me with 10 minutes xxx

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Considering shower/bath then 45min to an1h!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If it includes ironing a shirt and shaving then 1-1.5hours otherwise I can be good to go in 45. Mrs a little longer maybe 2hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially for a first time meeting I take bloody ages. I'll have been doing bits and bobs all week before - eyebrow threading/tinting, nails, nairing, exfoliating/moisturising etc and then pretty much all day beforehand getting actually ready. I like it though, getting ready is part of the fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard you were slow getting your ass in gear B. "

I was spruced and ready for the arrival of our pick up, even had time for a couple of pics beforehand? So one shouldn't listen to fibs...

And just noticed the compliment Diamond C, ta very much!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shower, Shave , Spray some WD40 and I'm good to go .

10 Mins

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

It never takes me long as wash my hair and organise clothes the day before. This means on the day its a bath and a little make up only to do so probably takes me 30mins.

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