FabSwingers.com forum: Asking for a friend

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread with a curly wirly for the best question asked "for a friend" obviously.

No one wants to be seen to be stupid by asking a question that people assume they should know so here's your opportunity to ask that question "for a friend of yours"

If a friend of mine is talking to a woman on fab how does he know if it's a friend thing or of she'd love to be bent over the bins outside the pub ?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Ask her if theres any benefit to being friends

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ask her if theres any benefit to being friends "

I'll tell him to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask

I’m not good at knowing if I’m ‘friend zoned’ so I’d much prefer directness in a nice way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she’d love to be bent over the bins outside the pub. Chuck in a free bag of chips to sweeten the deal.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ask her if she’d love to be bent over the bins outside the pub. Chuck in a free bag of chips to sweeten the deal."

I've heard that you only know if some girls have had an orgasm if they drop the chips

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Ps it's also a thread about the questions "your friend" wants to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend wants to know if a lady wishes to come round his for oral sex, a glass of water and a selection of biscuits.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Asking for a friend - is it ok to ask a social meet to push your bum grapes back?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"My friend wants to know if a lady wishes to come round his for oral sex, a glass of water and a selection of biscuits."

Don't assume she wants biscuits though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend wants to know if a lady wishes to come round his for oral sex, a glass of water and a selection of biscuits.

Don't assume she wants biscuits though "

She can fuck off if she doesn’t like biscuits.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Asking for a friend - is it ok to ask a social meet to push your bum grapes back?

Current curly wurly winner

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Squeeze her bum and hope you don't get slapped. Lol

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Asking for a friend - is it ok to ask a social meet to push your bum grapes back?

How else is he to find the gropes I mean grapes

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Asking for a friend - is it ok to ask a social meet to push your bum grapes back?

Tell them to check they're grapes not anal beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took this seriously

Fucks sake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Tut tut.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Me ? Serious ? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Do I get a prize for being a numpty?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My friend wants to know if a lady wishes to come round his for oral sex, a glass of water and a selection of biscuits."

Your friend would be better swapping biscuits for cake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Do I get a prize for being a numpty?"

Awww. Have a chunky hug.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Do I get a prize for being a numpty?"

Will a curly wurly do ?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I took this seriously

Fucks sake

Do I get a prize for being a numpty?"

You can have my Curly Wirly - I am being good

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