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My wife asked if her mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could come down for the weekend

Why I asked

She said.... because she’s been on the roof for 2 weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could come down for the weekend

Why I asked

She said.... because she’s been on the roof for 2 weeks now "

Boom Boom!

Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could come down for the weekend

Why I asked

She said.... because she’s been on the roof for 2 weeks now

Boom Boom!

Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds."

Hahahaha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 blind mice...

One said, I smell cheese.

Another said, that's not cheese.

The third said, it is cheese but it's not for you.

3 pigeons...

One said, is that bread laying there all mushy and crushed.

Another said, no it looks like vomit swimming in a pool of water.

The third said, no it's chicken, were eating well tonight!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.

One says to the other:"I hate my mother-in-law."

The other says: "Then just eat the vegetables."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Went to the doctors the other day, I said “can you help? Everyones treating me like a game of Cricket”

He asked “Hows that?”

I said “for fucks sake not you aswell”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man gets ship wrecked on an Island and he's horny but all he can see are wild goats.

After a few years he takes a fancy to one of the goats and tries to catch it but it keeps getting away.

He eventually gives up and sits down on the beach, when a woman swims over from the neighboring island

She says..

Wow! A man! I haven't seen a man for years il do anything for you!

Anything he says? Okay will you help me catch this goat.

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