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Who first thought to milk a cow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean its not an obvious thing to do is it!

Did said Neanderthal think @Ill just have a pull on them'? No glasses then so did someone do a bull by mistake?

I mean what on earth made the first milkman pump a heffers udders?

How do you think it all started?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker.....

Simples

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The early BDSM geezers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanker.....

Simples "

But there are 4 of them, under a 2 ton beast and where the fuck did he get a bucket from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early man knew females produced milk after giving birth and got a taste for it. Then he found that his wife's milk dried up after a while and no matter how much be clubbed her he couldn't get it to start again, but he saw that the Cowosaurus had milk 24/7 and he yanked the calfosaur off it's mum's tit and had a glug himself. Which is where we get the word 'glug' from, cos early man couldn't say, "Fuck me, that's lovely!"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Early man knew females produced milk after giving birth and got a taste for it. Then he found that his wife's milk dried up after a while and no matter how much be clubbed her he couldn't get it to start again, but he saw that the Cowosaurus had milk 24/7 and he yanked the calfosaur off it's mum's tit and had a glug himself. Which is where we get the word 'glug' from, cos early man couldn't say, "Fuck me, that's lovely!""
Take your hand off your cock now Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Early man knew females produced milk after giving birth and got a taste for it. Then he found that his wife's milk dried up after a while and no matter how much be clubbed her he couldn't get it to start again, but he saw that the Cowosaurus had milk 24/7 and he yanked the calfosaur off it's mum's tit and had a glug himself. Which is where we get the word 'glug' from, cos early man couldn't say, "Fuck me, that's lovely!"

Take your hand off your cock now Wishy "

That did give me a certain stirring down there, especially the bit about the milk, and the bit about clubbing one's wife. Well, all of it really.

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over a year ago


"Early man knew females produced milk after giving birth and got a taste for it. Then he found that his wife's milk dried up after a while and no matter how much be clubbed her he couldn't get it to start again, but he saw that the Cowosaurus had milk 24/7 and he yanked the calfosaur off it's mum's tit and had a glug himself. Which is where we get the word 'glug' from, cos early man couldn't say, "Fuck me, that's lovely!""

Bullshit!! Or dinosaur shit in this case!

Fred Flintstone had his milk delivered cos I saw it on the cartoons and they had a car.

They don't show you that on the discovery channel do they?!

They had drive in movies and allsorts of mod cons, that fella of time team doesn't know fuck all!

Milk from a cowasaurus was common place and so were the ten pin bowling allies, it's about time the history books were put straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cowasaurus must have had huge udders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't s'pose it took much working out seeing as how all mammals produce the stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanker.....

Simples

But there are 4 of them, under a 2 ton beast and where the fuck did he get a bucket from? "

Well that's a what came 1st chicken or the egg question. First the pleasure, then the taste test. Hmmm that'd go nice with me corn flakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think that was how blow jobs were invented?

A caveman ugging and grunting so he could trick his woman into sucking his udder for some milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think that was how blow jobs were invented?

A caveman ugging and grunting so he could trick his woman into sucking his udder for some milk? "

Could be could be I didn't think of that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanker.....

Simples "
or the person to invent beastiality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bloody hard to milk a cow without a stool to sit on. The first milkman must have invented a stool first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its bloody hard to milk a cow without a stool to sit on. The first milkman must have invented a stool first. "

Ok I have to ask.....have you ever miked a cow?

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over a year ago


"Its bloody hard to milk a cow without a stool to sit on. The first milkman must have invented a stool first.

Ok I have to ask.....have you ever miked a cow? "

Yes! Its hard to do though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its bloody hard to milk a cow without a stool to sit on. The first milkman must have invented a stool first. "

Why do you need to have a shit to milk a cow????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did they know it was a cow and not a bull??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky"

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did they know it was a cow and not a bull??"

cos they produced milk not cream x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze! "

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!

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over a year ago


"How did they know it was a cow and not a bull??

cos they produced milk not cream x"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

udder nonsense this thread.....total bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!"

If you are too ruff they kick out and it hurts like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!

If you are too ruff they kick out and it hurts like hell "

who wenches... or cows? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it John Wayne ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!

If you are too ruff they kick out and it hurts like hell

who wenches... or cows? lol"

Both! Its either heel or hoof both hurts like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!

If you are too ruff they kick out and it hurts like hell

who wenches... or cows? lol

Both! Its either heel or hoof both hurts like hell "

I think you're doing something wrong, I've never had either give me a hoof or heel heheh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prof is not answering this thread..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prof is not answering this thread.......... "

Profwho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some d*unken wench who thought she'd got lucky

They are like 4 cocks but not hard and you have to pull n squeeze!

exactly.... lucky wench!!! or rather... very lucky wench!!

If you are too ruff they kick out and it hurts like hell

who wenches... or cows? lol

Both! Its either heel or hoof both hurts like hell

I think you're doing something wrong, I've never had either give me a hoof or heel heheh xx"

Not had it often but as a kid i helped on the farm with milking before school and was sometimes tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a clever answer, you see..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a clever answer, you see.........."

What on cows? Cows are not thick but they arnt very cleaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows weren't the first animal domesticated.......sheep n goats were...........so by the time they got to cows they already knew they could milk em...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows weren't the first animal domesticated.......sheep n goats were...........so by the time they got to cows they already knew they could milk em..........."

That dosnt answer question really its just first coat not cow.

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