FabSwingers.com forum: Backhanded compliments

By *aven Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We've all had them. The ones that make you stop, think and go 'hold on a minute'

What are your funniest ones?

Be nice, this is meant to be fun. No insulting anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good for your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend was once told you'd be so pretty if you lost weight. She thought it was a compliment, 8 wanted to punch the man out!

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By *aven Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You look good for your age

I've had this one x

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By *awz29Couple
over a year ago

aberystwyth

Age before beauty as you let someone obviously younger and more attractive thru a door - especially if they push past

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Often it's not the compliment, it's the condescending tone that goes with it. Sometimes hard to see in the moment, but when it hits you...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My friend once innocently told me I could look nice if I had money.

Another friend spotted my new jacket and said "I hear they're coming back in fashion"

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was told recently I would have a fantastic figure if it wasn't for my 'mum tum'!

Jo.Xx

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

“ you’re not as big a wanker as I thought you were”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't been fucked like that since school"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I haven't been fucked like that since school" "

The first rule of fight club...

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"You cant have any kids " Your fanny is too tight for that ,,,,Erm ive got Grand kids....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good for someone with short hair

You look good for a BBW (what?!)

You’re an ego boost (said to me by a 50 year old when I was 20 and sleeping with him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You are still single”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

guildford

Its not true what people say about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought "

I get that, often

‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d be perfect if you were taller... erm sorry about that

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was good, you almost made me cum.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought

I get that, often

‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks

Me too but they usually add "and I still don't"

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Someone referred to me as being like their favourite bike once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought

I get that, often

‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks

Its the resting bitch face app but my face always look like it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I don’t care what everyone else says you’re alright.

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

I’m really into older women ( he was 38 ) Mrs S was 43 at time

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I got a valentine present of a cup!

It said

“You’ll do”

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought "

Haha, yep I get this as I’m cursed with ‘resting bitch face’

I’ve had ‘Your English is really good’

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By *aven Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've had the

"you're gorgeous (after seeing just my arse), so what's wrong with you then? Why are you still single?" X

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I got told I wasn't pretty but I was striking.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've had the

"you're gorgeous (after seeing just my arse), so what's wrong with you then? Why are you still single?" X"

Haha me too

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

For a big girl.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought

Haha, yep I get this as I’m cursed with ‘resting bitch face’

I’ve had ‘Your English is really good’

Oh god so many comments on the resting bitch face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x

Viv x

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x

Viv x"

The hell? Where could you possibly afford to lose weight

Buuut for me i had a woman say..

"Id date you if you were a woman."

Guess she liked women more

*shrug*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x

Viv x"

I'd look really sexy if I was a size 8 or 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still my favourite was along the lines

‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’

Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doctor who was assessing me for whiplash complimented my flexibility.

He said You're quite flexible!! In surprise, and I said, "what, for a big lass?!" He was shame faced!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Still my favourite was along the lines

‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’

Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a surprisingly good f*@k for a slim guy haha

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By *lueeyedvikingMan
over a year ago

Rocester

You're eyes are lovely why do you ruin then by having a beard....

Actual quote from a lady on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're eyes are lovely why do you ruin then by having a beard....

Actual quote from a lady on here"
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Ouch! I get that I ruin my looks with my ink and piercings. One couple messaged me out of the blue to ask me not to do anything to my face, as it’s pretty, oops, too late! Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x

Viv x

The hell? Where could you possibly afford to lose weight

Buuut for me i had a woman say..

"Id date you if you were a woman."

Guess she liked women more

*shrug*"

Erm, but you were asking to meet her as a guy, so she liked your personality but not your gender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still my favourite was along the lines

‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’

Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality

But you're beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x

Viv x

I'd look really sexy if I was a size 8 or 10

Why can’t people just be sexy as they are? I got told by my school crush I wasn’t tall enough (lost respect for him as he turned to my bestie and said she wasn’t pretty enough- she wasn’t even into him! Tool!)

I don’t have big enough breasts, I’m too fat or for some I’m too thin. I guess I should be grateful that I’m passable face wise at least, haha xx

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I got told today that I’m a ‘lovely weirdo’. I was touched.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I got told i look cosy and cuddly

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A guy I worked with said to me

"you really are a good looking women, imagine how many guys would want to fuck you if you just lost weight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumped as just had one of these

"You could make a fortune on AdultWorks so why don't you set up a profile?"

From a FB - now ex FB!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a sexy version of Velma from Scrooby Doo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're pretty big for a little guy ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Bumped as just had one of these

"You could make a fortune on AdultWorks so why don't you set up a profile?"

From a FB - now ex FB!!!"

His personality could really come across well, if he'd spend a few months on there as a male gimp for men with issues

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I once got told that I had "aged in the face".

Then I got the smooshy hands on my face.

Bit surreal, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look good for your age

I get that a lot

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Being told by a 65yr old woman that she loves sex with a "really old" man, I retorted that I was only 15 years older than her.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Someone who apparently usually only dates people under size 12 was willing to make an exception for me because I "carried it well".

A guy who fancied me at uni told me he found me attractive but I wasn't "typically attractive". I think he was just negging me though.

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You don't look as big as in your pictures x

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"You look much better in person"

Had that more than I care to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You look much better in person"

Had that more than I care to remember. "

Doh...that's an actual compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To begin with I thought you were an absolute dick and utterly infuriating. Turns out you're the most wonderful man I've ever known and I love your more than I ever thought possible!

Loveliest thing anyone ever said to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so pretty, you'll get all the boys once you lose the weight" (said to me at a WW meeting)

"You carry your weight so well"

"You're so pretty... For a big girl. Me and (name of other friend) talk about it all the time"

"Your English is so good, I can't even tell you weren't born here"

And my personal favourite... Once I was at a dinner party and someone my friend invited who is Caribbean was complaining that he can never talk to non-Caribbean people about his holidays back home because they have no knowledge of the islands. At which point I reeled off the names of all the islands. He said "Wow your Caribbean geography is so good! You must have dated a Caribbean boy who taught you about them!" to which I replied "No. I don't need to rely on a man to educate me, I educated myself.". The whole table erupted and I felt pretty damn proud of myself haha

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"You look different"

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

“You will find someone on here”

It’s like trying to kick myself in the face

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a good foreigner or not really foreign.

That's not a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your quite pretty for a big girl

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird".

Oh, or "you're light on your feet for... erm... you know".

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I'm a good foreigner or not really foreign.

That's not a compliment

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look good for your age

Get this all the time

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