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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That most people can

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Cum quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll my tongue

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Whistle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll my tongue

I can’t do that either. Or roll my r’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum quickly"

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistle. "

Nope I can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nipple fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel a banana with my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum quickly

I can do that

Me too. VERY.

Can't do that loud, fingers in the mouth, whistling thing. Always wanted to.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Endure a whole episode of Eastenders.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peel a banana with my feet

Can most people do that?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll my tongue

I can’t do that either. Or roll my r’s"

You are not alone- Michael Jackson

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Talk a lot

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just here for the banana-peeling feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be ontime. I am always late

but always worth the wait

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

flintshire

Just have 1 pint with the lads

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Swim

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make gravy

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Drive

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Swim

Drive"

I think you’ll find most women can’t drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t Liiiiiiiiiiiiive, if living is without yoouuuu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Peel a banana with my feet

Can most people do that?!!"

Course. Can’t you?! This was like the second thing I learned to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swim

Drive

I think you’ll find most women can’t drive

Uh oh! Shots.Fired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love"

Jokes

I canny drive

Or give two shits often

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Cum quickly

I can do that

Oh I can make a lady cum quickly ha

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ok got a few mins?

I can’t eat dried food as no saliva well it’s more mucus

I can’t swallow very well as my throat has been narrowed

I can’t get my head or neck sunburnt

I can’t walk more than about 150 yards without being in excruciating pain

Bit of a bitch eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok got a few mins?

I can’t eat dried food as no saliva well it’s more mucus

I can’t swallow very well as my throat has been narrowed

I can’t get my head or neck sunburnt

I can’t walk more than about 150 yards without being in excruciating pain

Bit of a bitch eh?"

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Be ontime. I am always late

but always worth the wait

I'm an expert at being late, it's an actual talent

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nipple fuck

You are obsessed!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Walk properly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can’t click my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t click my fingers

I can’t do that either.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Flirt

Oblivious to flirting

Pull

Keep a conversation clean

Read the signs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn left on s motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep"

That must be crap. I can sleep for England

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By *sbotangoMan
over a year ago

Close by

"Swim

Drive"

Or keep those tits contained !!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Swim

Drive

Or keep those tits contained !!!

I can do that, I just don't try very hard

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Smell. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll my tongue

I can't do it either x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can't ride a bike F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click with people online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe that no-one has wanted to make ze mad passionate lurrrrve (aka shag) with me yet.....

It's a mystery & no mistake

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can’t whistle to save my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be ontime. I am always late

but always worth the wait

I'm an expert at being late, it's an actual talent

Haha it is, i had a few weeks where i wasn't being late but acutally early. It didnt last that long

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Say three. I can if I think about it but otherwise it comes out as free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a handstand

Ride a bike

Park

Say ‘Shropshire’

Ice skate

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By *eanGreyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ride a bicycle.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Whistle out. I can whistle in but not out. Why? I don’t get it.

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By *awz29Couple
over a year ago

aberystwyth

See my arse

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Whistle

Click my fingers

Balance on one foot

Swim underwater

Walk in a straight line

(Last 3 are linked to my ears and balance though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make friends.

Approach new people.

Get laid.

Sell myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull on here

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By *achpeachMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Pronounce ibroprufen. It always comes out wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pronounce ibroprufen. It always comes out wrong."

Do you pronounce it as you spell it though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan

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By *achpeachMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Pronounce ibroprufen. It always comes out wrong.

Do you pronounce it as you spell it though?"

No I get the b and the p the wrong way round. I always feel like an idiot in the chemist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan "
I'm scared off water. X

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Give a decent blowie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan I'm scared off water. X"

What makes you scared of it? x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cum from a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

Doubt I’d pass now! Saw what my daughter had to do. Wasn’t any written theory test back in the dark ages when I passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan I'm scared off water. X

What makes you scared of it? x "
nearly drowned as a child. Was really put off ever going to the baths again. When I had to I always stayed in the shallow part and NEVER let go of the rail. Probably a teeny bit more confident now cos my hubby helps me if I go in a pool. Always the shallowest part but again I never move from the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan I'm scared off water. X

What makes you scared of it? x nearly drowned as a child. Was really put off ever going to the baths again. When I had to I always stayed in the shallow part and NEVER let go of the rail. Probably a teeny bit more confident now cos my hubby helps me if I go in a pool. Always the shallowest part but again I never move from the wall

Wow understandable then. I have a thing about water at night. I really don’t like it. No idea why!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I can't listen to an entire track by BRIT winner Dave without turning into my father and ranting about the horrendous state of music today

Note BTW, I use the term 'music' very loosely indeed (y'see, here I go again!)...

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

Wink

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

flintshire

"Wink

I did it a few times a day to people i work with.....

Oh wait you said wink not wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poach eggs properly

ruins me!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swim

I can but probably only a width. I’m not a fan I'm scared off water. X

Wow understandable then. I have a thing about water at night. I really don’t like it. No idea why! "
I love looking at the sea and even being on a boat (as long as its high) but not being in the water itself. Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

Doubt I’d pass now! Saw what my daughter had to do. Wasn’t any written theory test back in the dark ages when I passed

That bit I’m not bothered about, it’s actually in the car.... I can’t even get a car round a race track in the arcade, without bouncing of the walls numerous times and if I get past one lap I’ve won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make friends.

Approach new people.

Get laid.

Sell myself."

That made me sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

Doubt I’d pass now! Saw what my daughter had to do. Wasn’t any written theory test back in the dark ages when I passed

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't "see" those 3D pictures hidden in those random patterened images

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Click my fingers.

Sleep in total darkness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum or orgasm

Can't wolf whistle either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't "see" those 3D pictures hidden in those random patterened images

I couldn't for ages. What you have to do is hold the picture right under your nose -and purposely blur your vision (the instructions are to "relax" your eyes- but make sure you force yourself to blur your vision).

Then slowly move the picture away from your face & you'll see a shape in 3d slowly emerging.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

Doubt I’d pass now! Saw what my daughter had to do. Wasn’t any written theory test back in the dark ages when I passed

Oh god

See... I think I’d need to take out life insurance on my driving instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit through a whole song by "Drake"

There's a billion and a half views on one of his youtubetracks.

I think its the same person that's watched it a billion & a half times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drive

I’ll teach you. Be a right laugh!

Are you mad... it’s supposed to be one of the most stressful things you do

but I have two years to do it before my provisional expires

Doubt I’d pass now! Saw what my daughter had to do. Wasn’t any written theory test back in the dark ages when I passed

Oh god

See... I think I’d need to take out life insurance on my driving instructor

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sit through a whole song by "Drake"

There's a billion and a half views on one of his youtubetracks.

I think its the same person that's watched it a billion & a half times."

Totally off the thread, but nice tighty whiteys

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

watch reality tv programs

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Endure a whole episode of Eastenders. "

Endure Eastenders in any way shape or form

Can’t believe it’s even still a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither. Or soaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nipple fuck

That's a wont not a cant for me!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither. Or soaps. "

Not a fan of either , much prefer documentaries on the planet and the animals etc for listening to my music xxx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Pronounce ibroprufen. It always comes out wrong.

Do you pronounce it as you spell it though?"

Eye-bu-profen ( ibuprofen)

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither. Or soaps.

Not a fan of either , much prefer documentaries on the planet and the animals etc for listening to my music xxx"

I’d choose music over TV any day of the week. I do like a Netflix series though. That’s all I watch really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY of any kind, shape or form

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By *achpeachMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 21/02/20 18:45:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call a cheese & pickle sandwich a ‘ploughmans’ apparently

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By *achpeachMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Pronounce ibroprufen. It always comes out wrong.

Do you pronounce it as you spell it though?

Eye-bu-profen ( ibuprofen)"

Nope that doesn’t help.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither! "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"watch reality tv programs

Me neither. Or soaps.

Not a fan of either , much prefer documentaries on the planet and the animals etc for listening to my music xxx

I’d choose music over TV any day of the week. I do like a Netflix series though. That’s all I watch really. "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Sit thru a long film or boxset

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Touch wet wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim or roll my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switch ny brain off at bed time

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Find love "

aweeeee , hugs , surprised though , look fab xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Find love "

It will find you. When you’re not expecting it.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Find love

It will find you. When you’re not expecting it. "

Very good answer

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Touch my hands around my back when you put one arm over and one arm under ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never cum from oral

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Be appreciative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't frown...

I know it's weird but I don't have frown lines when I frown, my daughter always says I've had botox but I haven't.. I've just got a tight forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be ontime. I am always late

but always worth the wait

I'm renowned for my patience...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Roll my tongue

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Touch wet wood. "
I cant touch wet wool.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle myself

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Assign blame where it belongs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Touch wet wood. I cant touch wet wool.

I can’t wear wool. Just the thought makes me squirm!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Do a finger whistle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Assign blame where it belongs

Oh I can do that!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Do a finger whistle. "

Thus

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Whistle

Roll my R's

Say words with repetitive L's

Otherwise I'm quite good with my tongue.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Whistle

Roll my R's

Say words with repetitive L's

Otherwise I'm quite good with my tongue."

That's what she said.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Be ontime. I am always late

but always worth the wait

I'm an expert at being late, it's an actual talent

Haha it is, i had a few weeks where i wasn't being late but acutally early. It didnt last that long

Early??? Sounds like witchcraft to me, you were obviously possessed. The earlier I try to be the later I am, how that works I have no clue.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Touch wet wood. I cant touch wet wool.

I can’t wear wool. Just the thought makes me squirm!"

Wool is awful scratchy rough nasty stuff

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Reach stuff

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"Touch wet wood. I cant touch wet wool.

I rarely wear wool these days but that’s giving me flashbacks at to why lol

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