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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Has anybody seen my grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen carrots make good ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn forgotten it

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

That would be an ecumenical matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mannam mannam

Do do dododo

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"damn forgotten it

But at least you’ve always got your memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum sauce poured over the top should work well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rambunctiously buttilicious

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nasal hair.....why?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do Fish get thirsty??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My Nan’s just pissed herself

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Twice weekly in the market near the co-op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No sir; You may not park your bike in my clenched buttocks.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Drinks

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I need more lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shave

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Squats

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Shots

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Captain! - Shields are down to 20 percent and we have an imminent warp core breach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Has anyone seen where I left that jar of arse paste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nuts

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Not sure what to do with this leftover aubergine...

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I cannot do it captain i just don't have the power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slabber

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

If you say the word orange slowly it sounds like gullible

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Deez nutz

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone found a set of Allen keys?

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By *ancsMan
over a year ago

_ancs

Is that a very little cow.....or is it very far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, beef space raiders are way better than pickled onion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat. "

I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Who's coat is that jacket then butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cars fuel tank is half full, whereas this glass of I'm drinking is half empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat.

I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead

Oh I think there’s life in the old badger yet.

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By *eedsbiguyMan
over a year ago

ls4

" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat.

I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead

Oh I think there’s life in the old badger yet. "

Great fruit

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Because platypus produce milk and lay eggs, they're the only animal who could, in theory, make their own custard

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You only have yourself to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because platypus produce milk and lay eggs, they're the only animal who could, in theory, make their own custard"

That's amazing

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

A cucumber is the best way to remove an eyelash or grit from an eye.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Love Island tonight, another couple go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice once in the garden and once on the ferry to Holland

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I miss being touched/held by a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great pics adventurous couple I’d love to join them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

desdimona

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I miss being touched/held by a woman

"
rhymes with Pinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finger

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I miss being touched/held by a woman

rhymes with Pinder"

Done with failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is e latha sgoile a th ’anns a h-uile latha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use your blue shorts to fuck up my whites in the washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble wobble

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I used to think that the secret to a happy life involved naked ladies, now I realise it’s crisps and bell bottom trousers.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I like to move it move it

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The body is in the bin bags... what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Don't put baby in the corner

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Don't put baby in the corner"

How can I, I threw it out with the bath water.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Don't put baby in the corner

How can I, I threw it out with the bath water. "

Don't leave me this way

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Don't put baby in the corner

How can I, I threw it out with the bath water.

Don't leave me this way "

Just sidle up and say hey.

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

It's for the best believe me. You can trust me. I've seen a Doctor.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Who is that

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

I've got a giraffe in my shed

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'm like a doctor I've seen it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a snake in my boot

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By *rMrsMorningstarCouple
over a year ago

near bridgend

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an anaconda in my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cocktail umbrella in the japs eye makes a sophisticated look for that very special lady

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Tell the elephants to get out...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside out, back to front, upside down

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

You can’t go anywhere standing still, laying down or on your knees....

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Leave it half an hour then just poke it with that there stick.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Perchloroethylene

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

It makes you think,"You don't know what to think!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you finished with the pencil yet ?

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Perchloroethylene "

Dry cleaners do it without getting wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polar bears did it, they did it all

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Polar bears did it, they did it all"

They made me do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a nice view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those boobs now

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Never bring a sword to a gunfight.

Coo coo C-choo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look away it may get messy

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Brontosaurus

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Those boobs now

Darkness has no edge. It is infinite. There is only the dark

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Suck it up

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

And after the ball there were 4 and twenty less. Which was nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look away it may get messy "

Messier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart juice has no taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those boobs now

Darkness has no edge. It is infinite. There is only the dark "

Angels can turn demonic

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By *awz29Couple
over a year ago

aberystwyth

Hats caps scarves or yer badges

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I like sausages

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Dick Turpin : Stand and do liver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there were 2 snakes in that tank earlier...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

After he nailed his cock to the table, he couldn’t reach the condiments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone found my _iddlesticks

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"After he nailed his cock to the table, he couldn’t reach the condiments. "

Please pass my condiments to the chief!

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Do bears shit in the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knew nailing your bollox to a burning barn door was a bad idea after he tried it.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know I'm def

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Is setting off an explosive device in the freezer a good way to break the ice at parties?

(Asking for a friend)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't know I'm def "

Pardon.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"I don't know I'm def

Pardon. "

Could you speak up? I heard you first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one want a lick of my lollipops

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I don't know what you said but yes

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Any one want a lick of my lollipops "

You can suck my sugarplums. I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 'music be the food of love' then why don't rabbits play banjo's?

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

because they can't get the rappers off INNIT!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"because they can't get the rappers off INNIT!"

See what I did there?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Innits are the indigenous people of Indiana

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Erection or election that is the question

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Innits are the indigenous people of Indiana "

Manchester is the capital of Manchuria.

It's home to 2 of the best football teams in the land.....Stockport County and their reserves.

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

And then she said “your putting it in the wrong way, you need to fold it first”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rappers wear bling cos they wanna look pretty.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"And then she said “your putting it in the wrong way, you need to fold it first”"

Then lick the flaps and press it firm.

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By *wsw1londonMan
over a year ago

London

What comes first: cumming or squirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick some mustard on it. It feels betterer.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Rappers wear bling cos they wanna look pretty."

Mr Crosby is beginning to get tired of this.

Oh sorry you said BLING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two rights don't make a wrong.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Two rights don't make a wrong. "

Two rites might make it wrong though!

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

But 3 rights make a left.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Fedex vans in Amercuh don't turn left if at all possible.

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

And after the swelling went down Peter reinserted.

Little did he know he would never see his gold watch again.

Oh... oh how he loved that gold watch.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh for fucks sake, I left my ferret on the bus again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came first the chicken or the egg

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What came first the chicken or the egg"

The goat.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"If you ain't american, you ain't shit!"

Absolutely agree with you!

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Ferret found on bus. Looking for responsible owner

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"What came first the chicken or the egg"

The Cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praying will get you into heaven, trespassing will get you there sooner

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

You arouse me

I cant control it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that smell

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

If I could have your attention for a moment ladies and gentlemen, I just like to take to take this opportunity to say, "something random in reply to the poster above."

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

No you can’t.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Plank of wood

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Yes I can, Yes I can, Yes I can!

(Apologies for my singing voice, i have a frog in my throat and its making me croak!)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

No no, no, no no no, no, no no no, no, no there's no limit.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No no, no, no no no, no, no no no, no, no there's no limit. "

My bank has a £500 a day limit for debit card transactions.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Ohhh _iddlesticks

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My budgies won't shush

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Budgie smugglers

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I got kicked in the balls today and cried like a wee Girl.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I got kicked in the balls today and cried like a wee Girl."

I wee’d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like cream or custard on it?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Say something I'm giving up on you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Personally I’m humbled and would like to thank all the support that wankaholics have given me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Wankaholics is meant to be anonymous

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

If only you all knew

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Yes, but I really would prefer that you used your hand and not your foot.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m sorry I’ve just cum.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've got a job interview in half an hour

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Break a leg

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It just depends on how loud the budgies are.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Presumably with some sort of twirling implement

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Don't go chasing waterfalls

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Trousers!

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Keep dogs on a lead at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good soup is square shaped that's how good soup should be

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Never eat your lunch in a bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only eat sweet corn with your left hand

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

You have a minute to win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotdogs are the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of some round stuff divided by a curly wurly.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Perchloroethylene

Dry cleaners do it without getting wet!"

Or hung up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sorry I’ve just cum. "

So have i

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"I’m sorry I’ve just cum.

So have i

Cum together ...., right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in and twirl it around for the best result.

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