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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Gather dandruff in a bowl. When you have guests round you can sprinkle it over Italian cuisine as a Parmesan substitute.

Doing this, you could save over 97p per year.

Any other top tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gather dandruff in a bowl. When you have guests round you can sprinkle it over Italian cuisine as a Parmesan substitute.

Doing this, you could save over 97p per year.

Any other top tips. "

Baldrick was full of 'em in Goes Forth.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Save all yr old shoe laces and when u have a pan full, boil em... hey presto, whole grain pasta

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Save all your toenail clippings, sprinkle them with olive oil and salt, bake for twenty mins and serve as a tasty cocktail snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the barbers, gather up all your hair clipping and save them for later life when the bald spot appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to ignore your suggestion as it's genuinely make me retch!

But I bloody love those top tips pages you get in crap magazines.

Read one a while ago suggesting that if you lose a board game dice, just draw the dots on a sugar cube! Was accompanied by a pic of them playing monopoly with their manky, sticky new dice. It won top tip that week

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Save all your toenail clippings, sprinkle them with olive oil and salt, bake for twenty mins and serve as a tasty cocktail snack"

I can actually see that working, like little pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never buy toilet paper, just use your hand, or if you're feeling sensitive the shirt. It's all going in the wash anyway

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm trying to ignore your suggestion as it's genuinely make me retch!

But I bloody love those top tips pages you get in crap magazines.

Read one a while ago suggesting that if you lose a board game dice, just draw the dots on a sugar cube! Was accompanied by a pic of them playing monopoly with their manky, sticky new dice. It won top tip that week "

Why wouldn’t it win. The winner of the game gets to put it in their tea too.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Take the contents of yr hoover bag, pop them in a bowl and serve it as Bombay mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read my neighbours paper and put it back in their letter box.. the Telegraph and Times on Sunday ...over 20 years ...must have saved a few grand...and I've become a right wing tory cu@t aswell ... bonus

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Skydiving and getting a blow job off your granny are two occasions where you should not look down ......

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