FabSwingers.com forum: Do you consider yourself to be filthy in bed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

If I haven't showered all day .. yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a nighttime showerer and change my sheets weekly so my bed is super clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wash.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Dead set 5 for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those who make hygiene jokes are an automatic 6, also represented by this emojee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't kiss and tell.

But I have been known to play my banjo to do a quick hoe down summary of events after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good girl, at least some of the time anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, my bed sheets are in a constant state of pristine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I always make sure I'm clean before going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm

Nah more like a filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3. "

*adds to hotlist *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on who I am in bed with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends on who I am in bed with

Absolutely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im open to most things so id give myself a 5

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Pre shower a 2

Post shower, considering my kinky adventures 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy in bed ... Well Ive left my rigger boots on , mud everywhere and I treaded it through the gaff proper filth .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

*adds to hotlist *"

We’re already friends you fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3. "

Let's say the S word is 6.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'll give myself a 3.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I do fart a bit in the morning.

Dirty enough for me.

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do fart a bit in the morning.

Dirty enough for me."

Farting is like 5.5 then

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

There’s nothing filthy about sex. It’s all good clean fun. Even the weird stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3. "

On that scale I'm maybe a 2.5, 2.7 at the outside. Tongueing arseholes is off the table for me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wonder if I really fart all night but only hear the morning one......

I'm worried now. Cancel all stop overs.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I have been told I'm filthy in bed.

But honestly, I think I'm just enthusiastic and experimental

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!"

Who’s lying?

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

"It all depends on who I am in bed with

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if I really fart all night but only hear the morning one......

I'm worried now. Cancel all stop overs."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!

Who’s lying?

You're a good girl, I know, pure innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I have my yearly shower. That should mean I’m not too filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People might want to read through the thread before posting anything higher than 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

*adds to hotlist *

We’re already friends you fool

*blocks for making me look stupid*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

*adds to hotlist *

We’re already friends you fool

*blocks for making me look stupid*"

So fickle

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

A plain and simple 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

*adds to hotlist *

We’re already friends you fool

*blocks for making me look stupid*

So fickle

*blocks*

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!"

So what's the punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who I'm in bed with

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

3.14159265359

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"3.14159265359"

Mmmmm pi(e)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3.

*adds to hotlist *

We’re already friends you fool

*blocks for making me look stupid*

So fickle

*blocks*"

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!

So what's the punishment

Listening to nail screeching against a blackboard for 10 hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends who I'm in bed with

Another woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People might want to read through the thread before posting anything higher than 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!

Who’s lying?

You're a good girl, I know, pure innocence

I’m glad we cleared that one up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People might want to read through the thread before posting anything higher than 5

Utter filth

New emojee required!

And antibacterial wipes probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely verging around the 3.75 mark...

Clean bedding is an absolute must at least once a week!

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good Jewish boy

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Probably a 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People might want to read through the thread before posting anything higher than 5

Utter filth

New emojee required!

And antibacterial wipes probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed gets rather filthy after if that counts

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I don't know about filthy, but I tend to be experimental, enthusiastic and insatiable with the right person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know about filthy, but I tend to be experimental, enthusiastic and insatiable with the right person"

So like a 1.2

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"P.S. lying gets you extra punishment in hell!

So what's the punishment

Listening to nail screeching against a blackboard for 10 hours!"

That be fine with me. I can use my nails. Pain is pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, definitely varies between 4 and 5!! Viv xx

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I don't know about filthy, but I tend to be experimental, enthusiastic and insatiable with the right person

So like a 1.2

That depends what you class as filthy... it's very subjective

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley

I dislike the word tbh and particularly dislike it when it is used to describe me. I’d say I was sexually adventurous - not filthy!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Someone’s filthy, is another’s norm

For me it’s all dependant who I’m with, I’m as filthy as we want to be, everyone is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always make sure that I wipe my bum after the final poo of the day so as not to be filthy in bed

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Both up there at five !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.25

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Oh when i get the chance i am a 5

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Nah

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Open minded and willing to experiment

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

No. I won’t have a fist or a gerbil up my arse. I’m not that sexually adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A filthy 5 and if I'm d*unk then I'm disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin so I cant put a score or number on for me

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By *lovelanpMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consider anyone that asks me if I am, a bit of a clown

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By *lovelanpMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"A filthy 5 and if I'm d*unk then I'm disgusting "

Wanna get d*unk?

Hahaha

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Absolutely

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"That word being open to interpretation of course.

If you like you can assign a number or an emojii to it

Not at all filthy = 1 or

Kinda filthy = 3

I'm absolute filthy = 5

What’s filthy though?

If a 1 is nightie pulled up, lights off missionary

Kinda filthy is sticking your tongue inside an arse hole and milking prostates and all other sex positions is a 3

Absolute filth a 5 would be having your arse hole fisted elbow deep.

I’d say I’m a 3. "

Based on this I’m a definite 3

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

Absolutely filthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told multiple times so I must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I am.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm probably a 4.5 but I call it sex positive, not filthy

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

But I am as passionate as hell

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Can't be giving away all ours secrets no can we

the only way to know is experience us and judge for yourselves

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I’m 5

Nicki is 6!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We are a sum total of 8, I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bored ain't ya?

One person's kinky is another's vanilla

I'll stick with a safe three I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes eat biscuits in bed, and occasionally there are crumbs left behind. Not sure how filthy people think that is.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Does that mean I'm a 10?!

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Id give myself a 5...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

0 Totally vanilla. Maybe more than vanilla. Lights off, calf length nightie on, no eye contact. I've never seen a willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0 Totally vanilla. Maybe more than vanilla. Lights off, calf length nightie on, no eye contact. I've never seen a willy. "

I bet you've got gorgeous ankles

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"0 Totally vanilla. Maybe more than vanilla. Lights off, calf length nightie on, no eye contact. I've never seen a willy.

I bet you've got gorgeous ankles

They're my most erotic feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha, 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. But apparently I am by most other's standards.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I like it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 all the way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a 3. I'm naughty in bed, but not filthy.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the sheets need to be put in the wash straight away that might give you a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many filthbags left the site

I'm still a 4 though

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