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What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles? | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?
Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?"Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum  | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "I hope you replied with “I’d love to and I’ve got my sacrificial gerbil all ready and waiting for you. Can’t beat a bit of felching” | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "When are you meeting up? | |||
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"I had a guy message today saying he 'likes the note of yellow in my living room' Slightly creepy "I’d be looking at something else personally  | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?
I hope you replied with “I’d love to and I’ve got my sacrificial gerbil all ready and waiting for you. Can’t beat a bit of felching”"Could of fitted a rabbit in and not a gerbil | |||
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"Pot holes? "Yeah, you could see her pulse 18 inches down | |||
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"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes. So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car. " Ricky Bobby?  | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?
Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?
Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum "Now I have to make up something as to why I'm laughing | |||
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"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes. So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car. Ricky Bobby? "You bet. Not kidding though, someone actually said - paraphrasing - that it makes sense your in Canada I imagine you have to drive with all kinds of hazardous animals. | |||
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"I had a guy message today saying he 'likes the note of yellow in my living room' Slightly creepy " lol! X | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "Had a single man say "I hate people like you! No single men?! How anti-social and pathetic!" Haha! X | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?
Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?
Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum
Now I have to make up something as to why I'm laughing "Bless you my child. Amen | |||
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"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes. So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car. Ricky Bobby?
You bet.
Not kidding though, someone actually said - paraphrasing - that it makes sense your in Canada I imagine you have to drive with all kinds of hazardous animals. " WTF! | |||
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"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week
What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?
Had a single man say
"I hate people like you! No single men?! How anti-social and pathetic!"
Haha! X"Gives us guys a bad name stuff like that | |||
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"I had one from a lovely lady about spanking "And.......... please tell me more | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. " Was the answer 9? | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9? "The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts) | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts) "7? | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)
7?"Got it | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts) "I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)
I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis "Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes. | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)
I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis
Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes. "The seven through holes are: Mouth Anus Nostril x 2 Tear ducts x 4 | |||
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"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. Was the answer 9?
The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)
I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis
Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes.
The seven through holes are:
Mouth
Anus
Nostril x 2
Tear ducts x 4 "You learn something new everyday. I could see daylight at the end of the holes I was asked to worship. Does this class as a through hole | |||
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Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x
Viv x | |||
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"Someone once sent me a message asking if I cum for cash. Err, no, that would make me a sex worker Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x
Viv x"Would a ‘hello’ of swayed it | |||
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"Someone once sent me a message asking if I cum for cash. Err, no, that would make me a sex worker Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x
Viv x
Would a ‘hello’ of swayed it "Haha, definitely not, but would have been more polite xx | |||
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