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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "

Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?"

Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Poor little creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry about that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week? All I've is a couple of thank yous for compliments.

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By *uxomBoobs195Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I had a guy message today saying he 'likes the note of yellow in my living room'

Slightly creepy

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "

I hope you replied with “I’d love to and I’ve got my sacrificial gerbil all ready and waiting for you. Can’t beat a bit of felching”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot holes?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "

When are you meeting up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a guy message today saying he 'likes the note of yellow in my living room'

Slightly creepy "

I’d be looking at something else personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

I hope you replied with “I’d love to and I’ve got my sacrificial gerbil all ready and waiting for you. Can’t beat a bit of felching”"

Could of fitted a rabbit in and not a gerbil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pot holes? "

Yeah, you could see her pulse 18 inches down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes.

So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes.

So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car. "

Ricky Bobby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?

Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum "

Now I have to make up something as to why I'm laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes.

So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car.

Ricky Bobby? "

You bet.

Not kidding though, someone actually said - paraphrasing - that it makes sense your in Canada I imagine you have to drive with all kinds of hazardous animals.

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By *ornyCouple17Couple
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I had a guy message today saying he 'likes the note of yellow in my living room'

Slightly creepy "

lol! X

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By *ornyCouple17Couple
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received? "

Had a single man say

"I hate people like you! No single men?! How anti-social and pathetic!"

Haha! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

Did you set up a shrine to the holes and light candles?

Yes, I put one of those big church candles in the ass and a pillar candle in the front bum

Now I have to make up something as to why I'm laughing "

Bless you my child. Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always get stupid messages because my status is almost always movie quotes.

So honestly, right now, I have people asking me why I have a cougar in my car.

Ricky Bobby?

You bet.

Not kidding though, someone actually said - paraphrasing - that it makes sense your in Canada I imagine you have to drive with all kinds of hazardous animals. "

WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one from a lovely lady about spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is probably the best PM I’ve had all week

What’s the most bizarre one you’ve received?

Had a single man say

"I hate people like you! No single men?! How anti-social and pathetic!"

Haha! X"

Gives us guys a bad name stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one from a lovely lady about spanking "

And.......... please tell me more

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting. "

Was the answer 9?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9? "

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts) "

7?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)

7?"

Got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts) "

I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)

I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis "

Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)

I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis

Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes. "

The seven through holes are:

Mouth

Anus

Nostril x 2

Tear ducts x 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a video about the number of holes in the human body. It was very interesting.

Was the answer 9?

The answer was millions of blind holes but only 7 through holes (although that can change if you have piercings or extra tear ducts)

I make it Two Eyes Two Ears Two Nostrils One Mouth One Anus One Vagina or penis

Ears, eyes, Vagina and penis are blind holes not through holes.

The seven through holes are:

Mouth

Anus

Nostril x 2

Tear ducts x 4 "

You learn something new everyday.

I could see daylight at the end of the holes I was asked to worship. Does this class as a through hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once sent me a message asking if I cum for cash. Err, no, that would make me a sex worker Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone once sent me a message asking if I cum for cash. Err, no, that would make me a sex worker Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x

Viv x"

Would a ‘hello’ of swayed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once sent me a message asking if I cum for cash. Err, no, that would make me a sex worker Cheeky bugger didn’t even say hello, haha x

Viv x

Would a ‘hello’ of swayed it "

Haha, definitely not, but would have been more polite xx

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