FabSwingers.com forum: reasons to turn down a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just used the line 'i couldnt go there with a liverpool supporter'

Whats the most qwirky reason youve came up with??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Incorrect head-ware

Failure to shave my initials into their pubis

The dog ate my homework

Their skin wasn't blue enough.

Their bottom looked better than mine.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My strap-on is washing its hair tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Incorrect head-ware

Failure to shave my initials into their pubis

The dog ate my homework

Their skin wasn't blue enough.

Their bottom looked better than mine."

lol is it possible for someones bum to be better than yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry - I don't meet non smokers or vegetarians.

(was actually in response to someone who had won't meet smokers AND curious guys in their profile texts!)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Incorrect head-ware

Failure to shave my initials into their pubis

The dog ate my homework

Their skin wasn't blue enough.

Their bottom looked better than mine.

lol is it possible for someones bum to be better than yours? "

There was once. I removed them from the equation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........... I couldn't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry - I don't meet non smokers or vegetarians.

(was actually in response to someone who had won't meet smokers AND curious guys in their profile texts!)"

lol is vegitarian the new term for a straight male??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt meet the invisible man as wouldn't be able to find you on a meet ie no pic blank

avatar.

* cReEps rOunD cRyPt * -l-

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

yup i have used that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was called a slut and i will meet them

i replied yes thanks its miss slut to u and no i wont comply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry - I don't meet non smokers or vegetarians.

(was actually in response to someone who had won't meet smokers AND curious guys in their profile texts!)

lol is vegitarian the new term for a straight male??

..... yep vegi won't suck a sausage or eat man-meat and non-smokers don't smoke blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

.... yeah, he thought I meant I don't do anal.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

.... yeah, he thought I meant I don't do anal.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

She did

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

She did

lol

.... bummer!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No names, but i was turned down because i couldn't provide the required amount of pocket fluff.

I've heard of greedy girls before but some people are just so off the scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........... I couldn't be arsed.

You actually told them that?

She did

lol

i have when people dont take no for an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he was the absolute double of my brother

Um I'm an only child whoops

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Because he was the absolute double of my brother

Um I'm an only child whoops

WOT IF UR MEET WANTED TO GIVE YOUR BROTHER ANEL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone tell me what is wrong with telling the TRUTH ?????????

I would rather someone was honest with me than make up a story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just used the line 'i couldnt go there with a liverpool supporter'

Whats the most qwirky reason youve came up with?? "

I wont play with Celtic fans..

a regular of mine has been turned down because he is a regular of mine lol

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone tell me what is wrong with telling the TRUTH ?????????

I would rather someone was honest with me than make up a story."

i have and got messages saying whats wrong with me LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone tell me what is wrong with telling the TRUTH ?????????

I would rather someone was honest with me than make up a story."

mine was the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he was the absolute double of my brother

Um I'm an only child whoops

WOT IF UR MEET WANTED TO GIVE YOUR BROTHER ANEL?"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just used the line 'i couldnt go there with a liverpool supporter'

Whats the most qwirky reason youve came up with??

I wont play with Celtic fans..

a regular of mine has been turned down because he is a regular of mine lol

Cali "

That says much more about them than you. They prob felt inadequate to you. They might say otherwise just to have I dig but I suspect its that cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOT IF UR MEET WANTED TO GIVE YOUR BROTHER ANEL?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That says much more about them than you. They prob felt inadequate to you. They might say otherwise just to have I dig but I suspect its that cali"

It was a dig.. I know full well it was.. but doesnt bother me lol

Cali

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

How about I am allergic to dogs, my profile clearly states it & the best bit they contacted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine wasnt exactly a turn down as such! But said to a gal id only fuck her if she wore her brothers hearts top! She did and i came all over it! Aaaaah, memories! Lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time of the month or shows on with horses or familys around ..

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

"Can someone tell me what is wrong with telling the TRUTH ?????????

I would rather someone was honest with me than make up a story."

TRUTH?? ...sorry, I don't understand!!

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