FabSwingers.com forum: Friggin Bra Wires!

By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t you just hate when you’re under wired bra snaps on one side

leaving you uncomfortable and out of shape! It’s gonna have to come off before I hit the long drive home or it will drive me mad

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

So so much. And when it starts poking through and you have to push it down or you'll jab your eye out or be seen poking through the middle of your boobs or digging into your arms...

Take it off DC! Be free. Let the boobs have a break and enjoy it.

I've taken to being braless whenever I can get away with it now.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Free the lincolnshire 2

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Obviously I’d like to encourage braless behaviour as much as possible

Is there a woman who could have a go at designing a bra that fits without stabbing the wearer? It seems that the key requirements for the design team were: familiar with pale pink fabrics and an dreadful misogynistic streak

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Look on the bright side though ladies; The broken wire has now supplied you with an expedient lock pick should you forget your keys

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I only wear a bra if absolutely necessary now, I bought some cami tops with the extra fold in and find them much more comfortable than bras.

Admitted I don't have too much to worry about though

so it's more about masking the shape of my nipples than back support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross your heart an under wired bra with no wires wow

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Never had one snap. I've only had them come out of the wire casing which is a pain!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I go bra free often now (use breastfeeding cami tops with the "shelf" built in) or I look for non wired bras as much as possible. I hate the wires digging in

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I've had one come out too and you end up with one perky one and one slightly saggy one!

#sexy!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Very uncomfortable DC. Whip it off, set the girls free

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Don’t you just hate when you’re under wired bra snaps on one side

leaving you uncomfortable and out of shape! It’s gonna have to come off before I hit the long drive home or it will drive me mad"

Yep, very annoying! I only wear a bra when going out of the house where possible, I use bralets or comfort tops at home.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

A Bra is a item of ladies underwear specifically designed to keep the back of a gentleman's hands warm.

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Its very rare I wear them can't stand them. I tend to only wear sports bras.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm glad I don't have to experience this annoyance

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They can be so painful. I spent a whole hour in work once with one sticking up out of my top that i hadn’t noticed. Luckily i’d been audio typing so hadn’t moved from my seat, else that could have been awkward!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"So so much. And when it starts poking through and you have to push it down or you'll jab your eye out or be seen poking through the middle of your boobs or digging into your arms...

Take it off DC! Be free. Let the boobs have a break and enjoy it.

I've taken to being braless whenever I can get away with it now.

I did _eli !

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Look on the bright side though ladies; The broken wire has now supplied you with an expedient lock pick should you forget your keys

That made me laugh

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Never had one snap. I've only had them come out of the wire casing which is a pain!"

Oh it’s a SNAP! Very disconcerting

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can be quite dangerous if it digs in ~ my advice would be to remove it straight away and get rid!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've had one come out too and you end up with one perky one and one slightly saggy one!

#sexy!"

Ha ha exactly!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Very uncomfortable DC. Whip it off, set the girls free

It’s OFF Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Very uncomfortable DC. Whip it off, set the girls free

It’s OFF Babs

Funnily enough so is mine DC. Now isn’t that better?

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Very uncomfortable DC. Whip it off, set the girls free

It’s OFF Babs

Funnily enough so is mine DC. Now isn’t that better?

Ahhhhhh much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bralette... Happy...

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Bralette... Happy... "

Monoboob

(This is my issue)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse when it breaks and the wire sticks into you like a constant sword stuck in the side of your boob all day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Yes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Yes "

*rubs hands together*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Yes

*rubs hands together* "

*gets boobs out ready*

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Set them free DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very uncomfortable DC. Whip it off, set the girls free

It’s OFF Babs

Funnily enough so is mine DC. Now isn’t that better?

I'm now braless too. It's heaven.

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

We will form an orderly queue for you to check! Good idea and thank you for considering our safety x

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Is there a charge? What's the catch?

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Is there a charge? What's the catch?"

Charge?

don’t pay a penny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a rogue wire is torturous - get that fucker off immediately as soon as you get in the car

I wish I could get away with no bra - they're all so uncomfortable- eventhe ones that are supposed to be comfortable- they lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse! Try having a rogue coil wire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure the underwire bra was developed as an instrument of torture. Nothing worse than a wire digging into your armpit all day x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

We will form an orderly queue for you to check! Good idea and thank you for considering our safety x"

I’ll even be considerate enough to warm up my hands prior

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd put up with a bra wire if I could have avoided this sports bra zip cut on my booby doo.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hmmm....this sounds like a dangerous situation you ladies are all facing.

May I therefore offer to inspect all your bras, both before and after you don them and feel around to make sure they are adequately safe on your boobs.

I’m a real gentleman like that you see....

Is there a charge? What's the catch?"

Oh no catch (unless you count the one around the back of the bra) nor charge; I’m entirely altruistic you see.....

......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine snapped and stabbed me in the boob at work one day. Blood all over the workstation and an embarrassing entry in the accident book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine "

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only wear underwire bras when doing photos or have sexy time within the next 10 minutes. Boobs are too heavy to handle anything more.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!"

Dunno - shaving your undercarriage as a lady isn't exactly straightforward!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Could be worse! Try having a rogue coil wire!

ewww too much information!!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'd put up with a bra wire if I could have avoided this sports bra zip cut on my booby doo."

. Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh golly gosh I hope no boobies were hurt in this malfunction episode x

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!"

* spits tea out GIF*

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh golly gosh I hope no boobies were hurt in this malfunction episode x "

Nope my boob is in tact

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!"

I have pioneered a special technique of gonad grooming.

The trick is to make ones scrotum and man danglers contract tight to the body via applying cold water. This makes it far easier to shave ones plums as opposed to a warm nad sack which hangs merrily downwards.

I should write an information pamphlet on this topic.

Indeed, it would be the perfect companion for my previous master work, ‘Arse Shaving For Beginners’

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!

I have pioneered a special technique of gonad grooming.

I should write an information pamphlet on this topic.

Indeed, it would be the perfect companion for my previous master work, ‘Arse Shaving For Beginners’

Lmao!!!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

broken 4 in 2 months! I feel your pain (literally)

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"broken 4 in 2 months! I feel your pain (literally)

It’s not good is it

especially when it’s a good one

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

If your bra wires poke thro ur usually wearing the wrong cup size just a tip I learnt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hazards you ladies endure that guys would never imagine

You do have the ball shaving hazard though. That would freak me out!

I have pioneered a special technique of gonad grooming.

I should write an information pamphlet on this topic.

Indeed, it would be the perfect companion for my previous master work, ‘Arse Shaving For Beginners’

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"If your bra wires poke thro ur usually wearing the wrong cup size just a tip I learnt lol "

It wasn’t poking through! It snapped

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Don't wear one, a fitted vest too for day and bodysuit for nights out

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Diamond: go free range.

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