FabSwingers.com forum: Loosing my religion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I don’t fancy being a cult leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that the moon is strongest force in this universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. Arse worshipers united.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I certainly don't believe in God but I believe in faith.

Faith in love, family and being decent.

To quote Bill and Ted

Be excellent to each other x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Good God no.

If I exerted that kind of control I'd mandate a wider appreciation of culture and literature. Foster understanding of one another, critical thinking, all that jazz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion - the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.

I couldn't back that shit up unless you call farting on cue a superhuman power. It's a no from me mate. Plus I'd have to start a collection and how would I pass a plate around the forum?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Religion - the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.

I couldn't back that shit up unless you call farting on cue a superhuman power. It's a no from me mate. Plus I'd have to start a collection and how would I pass a plate around the forum?"

Praise Zipper and pass the plate!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nah, I don’t fancy being a cult leader "

Did you say cult ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really need some inspiration and need to get this thing set up pronto, as I've seen a new Bentley I'm keen on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion - the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.

I couldn't back that shit up unless you call farting on cue a superhuman power. It's a no from me mate. Plus I'd have to start a collection and how would I pass a plate around the forum?

Praise Zipper and pass the plate!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Really need some inspiration and need to get this thing set up pronto, as I've seen a new Bentley I'm keen on."

Where's the plate ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I certainly don't believe in God but I believe in faith.

Faith in love, family and being decent.

To quote Bill and Ted

Be excellent to each other x"

Be excellent to each other ...feeling this one

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion."

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion."

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im up for setting one up...

But can I skip straight to the part where its falling apart in a haze of debauchery and orgys

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist "

I think you just described an agnostic

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I believe that the moon is strongest force in this universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist "

Wasn't his question though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really need some inspiration and need to get this thing set up pronto, as I've seen a new Bentley I'm keen on.

Where's the plate ?"

Going to put my own plate on......

MON 57A

Oh sorry did yiu mean collection plate.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I believe that the moon is strongest force in this universe

That's no moon!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion."

No I would definitely not want to start my own religion. I used to be a religious leader but that was a while ago. It’s not for me.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

May the force be with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist "

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Of course. Arse worshipers united.

Amen to that!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Really need some inspiration and need to get this thing set up pronto, as I've seen a new Bentley I'm keen on.

Where's the plate ?

Going to put my own plate on......

MON 57A

Oh sorry did yiu mean collection plate."

What's that coming over the hill ?

Yes collection plate. Can't answer now im too busy forming my own religion ....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I certainly don't believe in God but I believe in faith.

Faith in love, family and being decent.

To quote Bill and Ted

Be excellent to each other x

Be excellent to each other ...feeling this one

Most relevant quote for any religion and peoole to take heed of.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?"

Snap

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All I said was that this peace of halibut was good enough for Jehovah !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I heard something ages ago... (A)gnosticism describes knowledge, and (a)theism describes belief.

If you're gnostic you know, agnostic, don't know.

If you believe in god or gods you're a theist, if not, atheist.

I consider myself an agnostic atheist. Don't know (pretty sure not, but don't know), don't believe.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

I think you just described an agnostic"

Agnostic is a subsection of atheist not separated from

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

No I would definitely not want to start my own religion. I used to be a religious leader but that was a while ago. It’s not for me. "

ooooooooo vine. How interesting. Tell all ...... C'mon.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist "

Yes by definition, I maybe but I don't identify as one.

I'm also an annoying wanker but prefer to be called Digby.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Wasn't his question though. "

No but it was his declaration sorry for seeing a wider picture and being tangential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good God no.

If I exerted that kind of control I'd mandate a wider appreciation of culture and literature. Foster understanding of one another, critical thinking, all that jazz."

I did a double take then!! I thought you wrote "all that jizz"! Lol! Old eyes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?

Snap"

Haha didn’t see your comment till just now

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok now looking for names for a new religion and a concept....

Could be all love and hugs

Maybe a bit more sinister....no idea is a bad idea

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?

Snap"

Atheist

A = without

Theism = belief in human invented God concept

Belief = convinced some one is telling the truth

Agnostic

An atheist who reasons that despite no evidence or belief that a human invented god exist yet is open to the idea a god of some definition may be discovered of proven to exist

I'm an atheist that reasons there is enough data to conclude any God defined as creator cannot exist

I'm more than an agnostic athist if god is not defined as a creator but as a super intelligent alien being

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

The church of the modern day Dude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. Arse worshipers united.

Can I be a patron saint of this cult

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A = you're adorable

B = but you're wrong

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Catholicism WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?

Snap

Atheist

A = without

Theism = belief in human invented God concept

Belief = convinced some one is telling the truth

Agnostic

An atheist who reasons that despite no evidence or belief that a human invented god exist yet is open to the idea a god of some definition may be discovered of proven to exist

I'm an atheist that reasons there is enough data to conclude any God defined as creator cannot exist

I'm more than an agnostic athist if god is not defined as a creator but as a super intelligent alien being

I think atheism and agnosticism are 2 different things though. Atheism is a belief, agnosticism isn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Stain glass windows keep the cold outside, whilst the hypocrites hide inside ??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ok now looking for names for a new religion and a concept....

Could be all love and hugs

Maybe a bit more sinister....no idea is a bad idea"

Are you going to steal everyone elses work for another T.V. show ?

I think you should.

Sunday T.V. Church of Clunge Question Time.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion."

I understand there are schism s regarding the spaghetti doctrine and now more than one sect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies"

Fecund ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

Erm you define yourself as an atheist

Atheists have only ONE thing universality in common

That is they have not enough data to form a belief any of the human invented God concepts may hold truth

Beyond that we are individuals any parallel thinking is pure coincidence

An atheist can even reason a God concept of currently unknown definition could be plausible

Like it or not according to your self description in the OP you are an atheist

Aren’t you describing agnosticism?

Snap

Atheist

A = without

Theism = belief in human invented God concept

Belief = convinced some one is telling the truth

Agnostic

An atheist who reasons that despite no evidence or belief that a human invented god exist yet is open to the idea a god of some definition may be discovered of proven to exist

I'm an atheist that reasons there is enough data to conclude any God defined as creator cannot exist

I'm more than an agnostic athist if god is not defined as a creator but as a super intelligent alien being

I think atheism and agnosticism are 2 different things though. Atheism is a belief, agnosticism isn’t. "

You can think that but semanticly and by definition they are not

And atheism is purely a lack of belief

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Here’s lines from a Nightwish song that sums things up for me:

Death is the winner in any war

Nothing noble in dying for your religion

For your country

For ideology, for faith

For another man, yes

Ever seen the Lord smile?

All the care for the world made Beautiful a sad man?

Why do we still carry a device of torture around our necks?

Oh, how rotten your pre-apocalypse is

All you bible-black fools living over nightmare ground

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Being un convinced that data holds truth cannot mean any belief is being held as an absolute reversal of reasoning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok now looking for names for a new religion and a concept....

Could be all love and hugs

Maybe a bit more sinister....no idea is a bad idea

Are you going to steal everyone elses work for another T.V. show ?

I think you should.

Sunday T.V. Church of Clunge Question Time. "

Fucking yes sister...we are on pay dirt...who's going to host it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I am happy with christianity and to celebrate christmas

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

It's not impossible to think that a God exists, it's just highly, highly unlikely

If such a thing did exist it would be nothing like the God invented by humans in the so called holy books. That God is very obviously man made. And thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

I understand there are schism s regarding the spaghetti doctrine and now more than one sect

My cousin branched out ... he's even got stuff going on in Brazil

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No. I am happy with christianity and to celebrate christmas

Yes. Christmas. Lovely religious captialist fest.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Being un convinced that data holds truth cannot mean any belief is being held as an absolute reversal of reasoning "

On my floor at this moment are 37 socks

You would be foolish to take a stance of belief for any position

You could make a statistical analysis of plausibility but that has zero to do with belief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I am happy with christianity and to celebrate christmas

Yes. Christmas. Lovely religious captialist fest.

"
Yes for those who believe.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OK. A very thought provoking thread today regarding religion has got me thinking................ I don't believe in any God but I don't class myself as an atheiest.

Maybe I could start my own church.My cousin has and it's proved quite successful.

Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Please feel free to Google, and then apologise for thinking I'm winding you up.

Would you start your own religion.

I understand there are schism s regarding the spaghetti doctrine and now more than one sect

My cousin branched out ... he's even got stuff going on in Brazil "

Sound nuts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ok now looking for names for a new religion and a concept....

Could be all love and hugs

Maybe a bit more sinister....no idea is a bad idea

Are you going to steal everyone elses work for another T.V. show ?

I think you should.

Sunday T.V. Church of Clunge Question Time.

Fucking yes sister...we are on pay dirt...who's going to host it"

You are the host. You are ........... JUDGE CLUNGE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies

Fecund ?"

Sounds a bit Germanic

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"No. I am happy with christianity and to celebrate christmas

Yes. Christmas. Lovely religious captialist fest.

Yes for those who believe."

I prefer the pagan mid winter fest that predates and was borrowed by the xitans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok now looking for names for a new religion and a concept....

Could be all love and hugs

Maybe a bit more sinister....no idea is a bad idea

Are you going to steal everyone elses work for another T.V. show ?

I think you should.

Sunday T.V. Church of Clunge Question Time.

Fucking yes sister...we are on pay dirt...who's going to host it

You are the host. You are ........... JUDGE CLUNGE "

It would need to be a radio programme if I was going to host it....I used to be Mike Tysons sparring partner and I've never been very good at boxing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies

Fecund ?

Sounds a bit Germanic"

NAH IT'S NOT

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh caps lock ..........ffffffffffffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies

Fecund ?

Sounds a bit Germanic

NAH IT'S NOT "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The church of the modern day Dude!

Dude is definitely a buzz word...but could isolate the ladies...and one things for sure ...if you want a successful cult...sorry I meant religion...you need ladies...lots of ladies

Fecund ?

Sounds a bit Germanic

NAH IT'S NOT

9 "

Ja !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok disappointing news just had the car people on the phone and some old lady from Ellesmere Port had put her bingo winnings down as a deposit....

That better not be you Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ok disappointing news just had the car people on the phone and some old lady from Ellesmere Port had put her bingo winnings down as a deposit....

That better not be you Granny "

Did he say Bingo winnings or Bingo wings ?

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over a year ago

"Ok disappointing news just had the car people on the phone and some old lady from Ellesmere Port had put her bingo winnings down as a deposit....

That better not be you Granny

Did he say Bingo winnings or Bingo wings ?"

So it wasn't you.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

If I can skip straight to Weber's stage 3 where I can use it to control everyone.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ok disappointing news just had the car people on the phone and some old lady from Ellesmere Port had put her bingo winnings down as a deposit....

That better not be you Granny

Did he say Bingo winnings or Bingo wings ?

So it wasn't you. "

Can't say till I pick the car up.

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