FabSwingers.com forum: Humour me.... 175

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So let's get this thread to 175 by 9pm.

You can say what ever you like.

Just keep it friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And go...

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Chicken

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You have a lovely smile.

Also, bra sizes are weird.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello lovely lady

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Go to go!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Go to go!"

Awesome profile picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken

Foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl from Peru,

Whose eyes were incredibly blue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a lovely smile.

Also, bra sizes are weird."

They are aren't they!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello lovely lady

Hello you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zippy and Bungle were cool, George was a little bitch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You have a lovely smile.

Also, bra sizes are weird.

They are aren't they!

Apparently I'm a DD.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I can’t help much as going out shortly and won’t be on my phone till after 9 but will come back to see how you got on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello lovely lady

Hello you.

"
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This is my favourite profile pic of you

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good evening to you OP indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a lovely smile.

Also, bra sizes are weird.

They are aren't they!

Apparently I'm a DD.

Apparently I'm a C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names JEFF"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t help much as going out shortly and won’t be on my phone till after 9 but will come back to see how you got on

Thanks. X

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Chicken

Foot"

Bloody predictive text !!!!

Was meant To be very sexy pic !!!! Wtf chicken came from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello lovely lady

Hello you.

This is my favourite profile pic of you

Awww thank you. X

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening to you OP indeed

And hello to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all

Hi lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollaaaa fab people

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hello all

Hi lovely.

Hiya had a good day and feeling positive yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy to help x"

Ta very much. X

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"So let's get this thread to 175 by 9pm.

You can say what ever you like.

Just keep it friendly.

I like your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X"

You are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all

Hi lovely.

Hiya had a good day and feeling positive yay! "

Excellent. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So let's get this thread to 175 by 9pm.

You can say what ever you like.

Just keep it friendly.

I like your boobs

And they like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X

You are welcome x"

Hello Jennie, how's your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the scatman

Skeeeebadabadaboo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Back freshly waxed and eyebrows done for free when she saw my pics

What a lovely day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why?

Kalispera

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm the scatman

Skeeeebadabadaboo"

Not happy going be singing that in my head for hours!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening all

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"So let's get this thread to 175 by 9pm.

You can say what ever you like.

Just keep it friendly.

I like your boobs

And they like you.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Back freshly waxed and eyebrows done for free when she saw my pics

What a lovely day "
,

Lovely picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back freshly waxed and eyebrows done for free when she saw my pics

What a lovely day "

Sounds like a good day indeed.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the scatman

Skeeeebadabadaboo

Not happy going be singing that in my head for hours!!!"

Haha...I truly am sorry!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?"

Do tell.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?

Do tell. "

Coz Chernobyl fallout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

Kalispera

Feels like home now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?

Do tell.

Coz Chernobyl fallout

Ash will love this though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?

Do tell.

Coz Chernobyl fallout

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Póg mo thón

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello hello hello......Why shouldn't you wear cheap Russian underwear ?

Do tell.

Coz Chernobyl fallout

Haha

Dont encourage him!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why?

Kalispera

Feels like home now

sorry, I don't know much more, trying to pick up a bit on my visits to Corfu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Póg mo thón

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X

You are welcome x

Hello Jennie, how's your day been?

It's been fair to middling I guess. Hows yours been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

Kalispera

Feels like home now

sorry, I don't know much more, trying to pick up a bit on my visits to Corfu

That's ok, I'm happy to offer tuition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X

You are welcome x

Hello Jennie, how's your day been?

It's been fair to middling I guess. Hows yours been?"

Things are looking up now though ... soaking in a hot bath with a beer and a bowl of peanuts x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I could eat a donut right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X

You are welcome x

Hello Jennie, how's your day been?

It's been fair to middling I guess. Hows yours been?

Things are looking up now though ... soaking in a hot bath with a beer and a bowl of peanuts x"

Sounds lovely. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Happy to help x

Ta very much. X

You are welcome x

Hello Jennie, how's your day been?

It's been fair to middling I guess. Hows yours been?"

Stayed in the warm with endless cups of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could eat a donut right now "

Iv just had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping in to help out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm off you to pack my case soon, so could you all kindly hurry this up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just popping in to help out

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off you to pack my case soon, so could you all kindly hurry this up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off you to pack my case soon, so could you all kindly hurry this up!

Ok"

How many now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off you to pack my case soon, so could you all kindly hurry this up!

How many now?"

104 to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go go go....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I could eat a donut right now

Iv just had one.

not fair!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is it bedtime yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could eat a donut right now

Iv just had one.

not fair!

It was custard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it bedtime yet?"

Neraly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair smells nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wow. Achieved well in time

Let's have another one before bed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm going to be sacrilegious.

I like my comfy supportive boring bras. They keep things in place. Bouncing around hurts.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Whats the fastest cake in the world?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I could eat a donut right now

Iv just had one.

not fair!

It was custard.

I feel better now as I can't eat those

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How come it's still going ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair smells nice"

What does it smell of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think Geoffrey was bumming bungle in real life?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think I can count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the next ten days off work.

With pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to be sacrilegious.

I like my comfy supportive boring bras. They keep things in place. Bouncing around hurts."

Iv just discovered bralets. They have changed my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I can count"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shit. I can't count...... you shouldn't have put 175 in the title. I thought it was done

Right. Everyone double up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the next ten days off work.

With pay

Yayyyyyy.

What you gonna do with yourself?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Do you think Geoffrey was bumming bungle in real life?"

Bungle use to get out of bed with his pyjamas on, then walk round naked all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think Geoffrey was bumming bungle in real life?"

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think Geoffrey was bumming bungle in real life?

Bungle use to get out of bed with his pyjamas on, then walk round naked all day

He did enjoy a bit of naturism did bungle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair smells nice

What does it smell of? "

Argan oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think Geoffrey was bumming bungle in real life?

Bungle use to get out of bed with his pyjamas on, then walk round naked all day

He did enjoy a bit of naturism did bungle "

He did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair smells nice

What does it smell of?

Argan oil

Ohh nice.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

More than half way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than half way

We are indeed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"More than half way

Woah, we're halfway there. Woah, living on a prayer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than half way

Woah, we're halfway there. Woah, living on a prayer..."

Oh I should have done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the next ten days off work.

With pay

Yayyyyyy.

What you gonna do with yourself? "

Chill,

Eat lots,

Sort out the last room of my house(finally),

Watch Ireland beat England in Twickenham on Sunday

Catch up with friends,

Ride horses...

Stuff like that

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the next ten days off work.

With pay

Yayyyyyy.

What you gonna do with yourself?

Chill,

Eat lots,

Sort out the last room of my house(finally),

Watch Ireland beat England in Twickenham on Sunday

Catch up with friends,

Ride horses...

Stuff like that

Sounds like a good plan.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

Woah, the hokey y

Knees bent

Arms stretched............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than half way

We are indeed.

Ok.. so.. how do you know? Amateur question I know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no

No no no no

No no theres no limit

No no limit will reach for the skies

No valley to deep

No mountain to high

No no limit will give us a fight

We do what we want

And we do it with priiiide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than half way

We are indeed.

Ok.. so.. how do you know? Amateur question I know.. "

I don't understand the question.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"More than half way

We are indeed.

Ok.. so.. how do you know? Amateur question I know.. "

A thread can only go to 175, beside the title of the thread in the list of threads there is a number, that is the number of posts to a thread so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

One more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What number we up to?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than half way

We are indeed.

Ok.. so.. how do you know? Amateur question I know..

I don't understand the question.

I like your tactics

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Flirt anyone

I’m in!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt anyone

I’m in!"

That chest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

120

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"120

That mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just farted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"120

That mouth

I talk out of it and everything.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello Lorna

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"120

That mouth

I talk out of it and everything.

Might even have some believe that you're innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just farted."

Was it silent and deadly or loud and scent free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Lorna

Yayyy

It's OK everyone Babs is here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"120

That mouth

I talk out of it and everything.

You’re multi talented

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"120

That mouth

I talk out of it and everything.

Might even have some believe that you're innocent

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt anyone

Yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"120

That mouth

I talk out of it and everything.

You’re multi talented

I really really am.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Flirt anyone

I’m in!

That chest..."

That arse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt anyone

Yes please!!

That belly button...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

133 and counting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are we nearly there yet "

Muuum are we there yet?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

136... 19 to go

OP you made your target too easy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just farted.

Was it silent and deadly or loud and scent free? "

Loud, no smell. It kind of itched my hole on the way out.

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another hit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"136... 19 to go

OP you made your target too easy tonight

I did didn't I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Eiffel 65

I'm blue da ba di ra ba dai deeb daba

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Here’s a hit from all the UNLOS who wish their partners never found out they were fab single

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Are we nearly there yet

Muuum are we there yet?"

You do not know how much I've heard that sentence today. I love my kids but that sentence brings me out in hives

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

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over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hello Lorna

Yayyy

It's OK everyone Babs is here now.

Sorry I got distracted by pretty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winter is coming

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"136... 19 to go

OP you made your target too easy tonight

I did didn't I. "

and I can’t count today... 136+19 is 155

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winter is coming"

Not again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen Dave? Dave, are you there? Dave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt anyone

Yes please!!

That belly button...

Well that's a first....I'm sure you've been complemented on your arse before though!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen Dave? Dave, are you there? Dave?"

He's hiding in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't give up now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vowel please rachael.. another..another... another... another...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are we nearly there yet

Muuum are we there yet?

You do not know how much I've heard that sentence today. I love my kids but that sentence brings me out in hives "

Do you need the toilet?

Nooo

...

....

Mum I need the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt anyone

Yes please!!

That belly button...

Well that's a first....I'm sure you've been complemented on your arse before though!x"

Come on. Be original...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Nearly there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

My mum wishes I did ring with my problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

Can i call you with my problems?

I'm only 36.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No socks please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

Can i call you with my problems?

I'm only 36. "

I need a mum I can ring with my problems.

Not my mum.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Posting to help out xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Two muffins were sitting in an oven....One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Posting to help out xx"

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two muffins were sitting in an oven....One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 mins to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a prize for post 175

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

Can i call you with my problems?

I'm only 36.

I need a mum I can ring with my problems.

Not my mum."

I rather ask my kids for help than my parents lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a prize for post 175

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a prize for post 175

Nope.

Booo

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

Can i call you with my problems?

I'm only 36.

I need a mum I can ring with my problems.

Not my mum.

I rather ask my kids for help than my parents lol"

I don't have any

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Is there a prize for post 175

Nope.

No fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

170

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ? Why do your kids ( 42 ) call you with their problems ?

Can i call you with my problems?

I'm only 36.

I need a mum I can ring with my problems.

Not my mum.

I rather ask my kids for help than my parents lol

I don't have any

Or me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

174

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm just here to help out because I'm kind like that.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Are we there yet?

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