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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Preferences;

Au-natural

Trimmed short

Shaved (bald)

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I’m straight so have no preference for other men but personally, tight shave with trimmers. As for the gonads as hairless as I can possibly get them without massacring the bawbeg.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Clean...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m straight so have no preference for other men but personally, tight shave with trimmers. As for the gonads as hairless as I can possibly get them without massacring the bawbeg."

That’s my style of manscaping too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved balls and bum hole and trimmed bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really not bothered. Trimmed makes oral easier but I'm more bothered about the guy being happy and comfortable in himself

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m straight so have no preference for other men but personally, tight shave with trimmers. As for the gonads as hairless as I can possibly get them without massacring the bawbeg."

This, basically. Happy with trimmed up top, but get the hairs out of the action zone, and if you want your balls sucked or kissed, get 'em shaved (carefully!) I don't think all off is necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well. "

This^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well. "

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Balder the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?"

Magic powder or veet

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"I’m straight so have no preference for other men but personally, tight shave with trimmers. As for the gonads as hairless as I can possibly get them without massacring the bawbeg."

Made me chuckle at the gonads bit (tasha btw) lol, as that's how I like them to be fair xT

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By *ubberclubberMan
over a year ago

Southsea

Clean shaven cock, balls and bum.

Have used Veet most recently but must look up this magic power stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Magic powder or veet"

Magic powder - what’s that?

Veet on yer bum hole????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?"

Well, I have done beauty treatments in the past where I’ve used hair removal cream on a guys arse hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?"

Shave every couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Shave every couple of days"

Actually, I was thinking of that feeling when they start to grow back and jeg you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Magic powder or veet

Magic powder - what’s that?

Veet on yer bum hole????"

Just don't leave either on very long or it won't be shaving rash you're worried about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a trimmed pubic mound and back wheels shaved, anywhere you want my tongue to probe needs to hair free and squeaky clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) prefer guys to be trimmed rather than bushy or bald. X

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Have only just started shaving but prefer it already. Feels so much better. Just need to pluck up the courage to do my crack!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the main not many fans of au-naturale and where the tongue is to explore keep free of obstruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer shaved but too lazy to religiously keep it clean, but never More than trimmed

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"I’m straight so have no preference for other men but personally, tight shave with trimmers. As for the gonads as hairless as I can possibly get them without massacring the bawbeg.

This, basically. Happy with trimmed up top, but get the hairs out of the action zone, and if you want your balls sucked or kissed, get 'em shaved (carefully!) I don't think all off is necessary. "

Yup! Don’t want to be The Little Fur Machine

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I like mine as smooth as possible so use hair removal cream as I'm too much of a whimp for a back sack and crack.

M

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Magic powder or veet"

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Really not bothered. Trimmed makes oral easier but I'm more bothered about the guy being happy and comfortable in himself "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'm natural , but with a little trimming , not a lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Magic powder or veet

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect"

That’s been ripped from an amazon review of veet hasn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth bum hole. That’s all I’m bothered about, and no pubes on the balls cos I like to suck them as well.

Bum hole shaving is tricky - how do your prevent shaving rash?

Magic powder or veet

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect"

"Gay snowman in the kitchen" man I just spat my tea clean across my living room

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Preferences;

Au-natural

Trimmed short

Shaved (bald)"
the last two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a bit of topiary but my balls, perineum and bumhole are always shaved for action. The rest of my body hair is trimmed to a length I like, depending on the season.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Natural or light trimmed please

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