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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

Best of luck

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

As Mr Humphries put it in are you being served. I am free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

Best of luck

Oh ... you think I need luck ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As Mr Humphries put it in are you being served. I am free. "

You forgot your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was closer to you I'd give you a date sadly I'm not

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"As Mr Humphries put it in are you being served. I am free.

You forgot your pants"

Sorry I am terribly for doing that.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hope you find your date OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I masturbate to your pics OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I masturbate to your pics OP"

Best comment I’ve read all day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was closer to you I'd give you a date sadly I'm not"

Dash darn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I masturbate to your pics OP"

Oui oui

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry"

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm rooting for you Floro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rooting for you Floro

Woooop

Marriage is coming my way ... I’ve got the ring

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm rooting for you Floro

Woooop

Marriage is coming my way ... I’ve got the ring "

#calmdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rooting for you Floro

Woooop

Marriage is coming my way ... I’ve got the ring

#calmdown

I’m only going to propose !!! I don’t want the bloody marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

I propose you find a date at the proposal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

I propose you find a date at the proposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

I propose you find a date at the proposal

I’ve already told you that you will have no issues with this and the reasons why also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

I propose you find a date at the proposal

I’ve already told you that you will have no issues with this and the reasons why also

Too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

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don't looking no further I'm your man x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

don't looking no further I'm your man x"

Hhhmmm

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

don't looking no further I'm your man x

Hhhmmm

Thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

don't looking no further I'm your man x

Hhhmmm

Thanks"
what should I wear formal ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

don't looking no further I'm your man x

Hhhmmm

Thankswhat should I wear formal ?"

Tuxedo please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

don't looking no further I'm your man x

Hhhmmm

Thankswhat should I wear formal ?

Tuxedo please"
tuxedo ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man?

He’s for the date .... I’d take you forever

Too much ??

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm rooting for you Floro

I initially misread that as “I’m rooting you Floro”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rooting for you Floro

I initially misread that as “I’m rooting you Floro”.

One wishes he would

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

I'm obviously missing something here. You need a date on Friday for a proposal on Saturday, not to get married just to propose

If I understand it the way I think your'e supposed to, I'd happily chuck my hat into that ring. I have Tux etc decent aftershave and I'm not that far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?

I’m going to propose gin

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A man?

He’s for the date .... I’d take you forever

Too much ??

Nah, I'd keep you forever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

I'm obviously missing something here. You need a date on Friday for a proposal on Saturday, not to get married just to propose

If I understand it the way I think your'e supposed to, I'd happily chuck my hat into that ring. I have Tux etc decent aftershave and I'm not that far. "

I don’t even know what I mean, but it’s taken some people away from political ranting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be within the age bracket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man?

He’s for the date .... I’d take you forever

Too much ??

Nah, I'd keep you forever.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think I'd be a excellent date

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?

I’m going to propose gin "

But you wouldnt need a man on saturday for that then.

A date with a man to make a proposal id be expecting something like repairs or need a date for a venue.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bit far and I’ve got a date with series two of Narcos Mexico, but best of luck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there

sorry

I need a date for the proposal on Saturday

So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?

I’m going to propose gin

But you wouldnt need a man on saturday for that then.

A date with a man to make a proposal id be expecting something like repairs or need a date for a venue. "

Oh hush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit far and I’ve got a date with series two of Narcos Mexico, but best of luck!!"

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

I'm going to majorca in april

I can't wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

I vunteer as tribute... If by date the idea of sinking a few bottles of beer and tinkering on some car parts sounds good to you that is... Unfortunatley maintenance isn't going to do itself

P.s good luck

I would offer a serious idea if I was in the position to follow through with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today "
is that a yes then ?are we still going? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

I'm going to majorca in april

I can't wait x"

Ahhh lucky you

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

I'm going to majorca in april

I can't wait x"

Is that salt I feel being rubbed in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

I vunteer as tribute... If by date the idea of sinking a few bottles of beer and tinkering on some car parts sounds good to you that is... Unfortunatley maintenance isn't going to do itself

P.s good luck

I would offer a serious idea if I was in the position to follow through with it

Cheers buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today is that a yes then ?are we still going? ?

It’s a no

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today is that a yes then ?are we still going? ?

It’s a no

Sorry

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never mind ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met

I don’t think you’ll find many women on a post of mine ....

Best you do your own thread

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

I'm going to majorca in april

I can't wait x

Ahhh lucky you "

Ty xx

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You got his hopes up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I need a fucking holiday. No idea why just thought I'd say

I'm going to majorca in april

I can't wait x

Is that salt I feel being rubbed in

I got a 20kg limit if you both can fit in my case lol I'm going alone first time doing this Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met

Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good day people

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

Haha to much reading for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

Haha to much reading for me

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

Those intentions seem to be spending some time rigging the masts ready for diving straight through a gale force storm and weathering a sea state 6 of desire... In other words I enjoyed the nautical puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make you poo don’t they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met

Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...? "

Good effort haha but no covered shoulders required there are other additional criteria requirements but that's a good start haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

I’m perfect for someone who works offshore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

22nd of Feb

That’s a date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

22nd of Feb

That’s a date.

Hilarity award goes to ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met

Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...?

Good effort haha but no covered shoulders required there are other additional criteria requirements but that's a good start haha"

Well it does vary slightly mess by mess... That's enough I'll say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got his hopes up

I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions

I’m perfect for someone who works offshore

Well technically yes I do work off shore... Alas I don't think I'm what your looking for

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Hope it all works out

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today "

Ah the 29th the date most men will go hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

22nd of Feb

That’s a date.

Hilarity award goes to ...."

I win an award?

What shape is it?

Hopefully not dildo shaped. As I’m sure you may ask me to do something with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)

It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’

I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me

Please go about your business

My attempts at posting are shit today

Ah the 29th the date most men will go hiding

Ha ha ha exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night

I need to find a man for the Saturday you see

22nd of Feb

That’s a date.

Hilarity award goes to ....

I win an award?

What shape is it?

Hopefully not dildo shaped. As I’m sure you may ask me to do something with it.

I’m a prude .... I can’t even own a dildo let alone use one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last question?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I proposed last leap year and he didn't hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would help u out if nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I masturbate to your pics OP

Oui oui"

Thanks

Means a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I masturbate to your pics OP

Oui oui

Thanks

Means a lot"

Pleasure my treasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I masturbate to your pics OP

Oui oui

Thanks

Means a lot

Pleasure my treasure"

I certainly did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo "

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty "

Aww you meany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put the tux away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put the tux away. "

Good to know

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

Yea but!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

Yea but!!!"

Never going to happen

Get your pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

Yea but!!!

Never going to happen

Get your pants on "

My pants are on....... my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

Yea but!!!

Never going to happen

Get your pants on

My pants are on....... my head

Sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boo

Absolutely not, no pants mcginty

Aww you meany

Yea but!!!

Never going to happen

Get your pants on

My pants are on....... my head

Sweet Jesus "

They are clean obviously because I don’t wear them where you think I should

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