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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

The mystery bus tour is about to depart from London....who would like to join me and what have you got to bring on board?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it smell like a Mega-bus?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Will it smell like a Mega-bus?"

I have never been on a Mega bus but our one has been deep cleaned since its last outing and its smelling lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it smell like a Mega-bus?

I have never been on a Mega bus but our one has been deep cleaned since its last outing and its smelling lovely!"

Ha ha ha I do love these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it smell like a Mega-bus?"

Thinking that the smily cartoon man on the back of a Mega-bus is not representative of the contents of the bus at that comment

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

Welcome aboard Meli!...I haven't had any Jelly for a long time....What flavour is it?....As for the scrabble it could well spell trouble for any possible opponents...(Pardon the pun!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We might have to play Guess Who as we will not be able to match all the faces to the bits we see on here.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We might have to play Guess Who as we will not be able to match all the faces to the bits we see on here."

It will add to the fun of the trip....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We might have to play Guess Who as we will not be able to match all the faces to the bits we see on here.

It will add to the fun of the trip....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

Welcome aboard Meli!...I haven't had any Jelly for a long time....What flavour is it?....As for the scrabble it could well spell trouble for any possible opponents...(Pardon the pun!)"

Cherry.

That pun was so bad but also so good. Thanks for making me laugh so much Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

Welcome aboard Meli!...I haven't had any Jelly for a long time....What flavour is it?....As for the scrabble it could well spell trouble for any possible opponents...(Pardon the pun!)

Cherry.

That pun was so bad but also so good. Thanks for making me laugh so much Ash."

I'm glad you enjoyed the pun Meli!....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?"

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

It will be a feast!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts. "

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

Of course. Any preference?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

It will be a feast!....."

It sure will, although I said that 18 hours ago so don't want pizza right now

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity"

I've never played that game

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity"

welcome aboard Belle....Proseco sounds good although I wont be able to have a glass as I'm driving!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

Of course. Any preference? "

I like all of them thank you...I will try not to get sugar everywhere......

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Me! Please

I can bring ... actually I have nothing to bring - can I still jump on?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

It will be a feast!.....

It sure will, although I said that 18 hours ago so don't want pizza right now

Sorry bro I had to go into work at short notice......Don't you like having Pizza for breakfast?...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

It will be a feast!.....

It sure will, although I said that 18 hours ago so don't want pizza right now

Sorry bro I had to go into work at short notice......Don't you like having Pizza for breakfast?...

I'll have whatever you're making me

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Me! Please

I can bring ... actually I have nothing to bring - can I still jump on?

You're always welcome to jump on me...Sorry I mean the mystery bus....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Me! Please

I can bring ... actually I have nothing to bring - can I still jump on?

You're always welcome to jump on me...Sorry I mean the mystery bus....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Come to Brighton!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity

I've never played that game

Your missing out but you need to have a sick mind to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

Of course. Any preference?

I like all of them thank you...I will try not to get sugar everywhere......

I made green tea with dark chocolate, brownie batter and raspberry cake ones.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity

I've never played that game

Your missing out but you need to have a sick mind to win

That's me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity

I've never played that game

Your missing out but you need to have a sick mind to win

That's me out then

I usually win

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I come....I'll bring prosecco (can't afford champagne at the moment) and strawberries and cards against humanity

I've never played that game

Your missing out but you need to have a sick mind to win

That's me out then

I usually win

I'm a good loser, so it's all good

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I come? I have a boiing and a skip in my step today

What shall I bring... Pizza?

Welcome aboard Blue eyes......Pizza sounds great....What kind is it?.....

ALL the meat

It will be a feast!.....

It sure will, although I said that 18 hours ago so don't want pizza right now

Sorry bro I had to go into work at short notice......Don't you like having Pizza for breakfast?...

I'll have whatever you're making me

I will stop on the way and get us something from Greggs.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Come to Brighton! "

Were now on our way to the South Coast....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

Of course. Any preference?

I like all of them thank you...I will try not to get sugar everywhere......

I made green tea with dark chocolate, brownie batter and raspberry cake ones.

Can i try all of them?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take a detour to Glasgow.

I'll bring irn-bru and buckfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

I'll bring my dog.

And some of my signature cold fusion tea.

And probably doughnuts.

Welcome aboard Miss....I would love to share a doughnut with you on the bus...

Of course. Any preference?

I like all of them thank you...I will try not to get sugar everywhere......

I made green tea with dark chocolate, brownie batter and raspberry cake ones.

Can i try all of them?.....

Of course.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you take a detour to Glasgow.

I'll bring irn-bru and buckfast

we will take a detour to Glasgow next....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come get me.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Come get me.

I'm on my way

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m here with Jaffa cakes Ash!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m here with Jaffa cakes Ash!"

welcome aboard Lasting....I hope you have lots of Jaffa cakes.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

were now travelling up North if anyone else would like to jump on board.....

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Well I know it’s only Thursday and it’s only lunch tune but I have a couple days of work so thought we would get straight on it. I’ve brought some chilled craft beers with me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well I know it’s only Thursday and it’s only lunch tune but I have a couple days of work so thought we would get straight on it. I’ve brought some chilled craft beers with me "

welcome aboard....I hope you enjoy those days off work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring custard creams x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!"

we will soon be approaching the Midlands DC....Its nice and dry and warm on the bus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!"

I’ll jump on with youre in my neck of the woods - do you mind if I share your umbrella

I’ve got a blanket and some drinks...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

I’ll jump on with youre in my neck of the woods - do you mind if I share your umbrella

I’ve got a blanket and some drinks..."

Well .... since you asked so nicely!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

we will soon be approaching the Midlands DC....Its nice and dry and warm on the bus....

Thanks Ash

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

we will soon be approaching the Midlands DC....Its nice and dry and warm on the bus....

Thanks Ash

I'll bring a game of never have I ever and its not raining in Derby right now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll bring custard creams x"

welcome aboard...They are great for dunking....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

we will soon be approaching the Midlands DC....Its nice and dry and warm on the bus....

Thanks Ash

I'll bring a game of never have I ever and its not raining in Derby right now

Its pouring it down in London!...Welcome aboard Sophie.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

we will soon be approaching the Midlands DC....Its nice and dry and warm on the bus....

Thanks Ash

I'll bring a game of never have I ever and its not raining in Derby right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

Oooh I love a good game if scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Hob Nobs ... From wet and windy Hants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and cake are on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing a bag full of board games and a some jelly babies.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Chocolate Hob Nobs ... From wet and windy Hants "

They should cheer everyone up!..welcome aboard!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm bringing jelly and Scrabble but fair warning, I'm really competitive so probably best not to play with me.

Oooh I love a good game if scrabble

I'm tarribel at spelling

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Me and cake are on board "

what kind of cake do you have?....

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

The venga bus is coming ..... oh wait

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm bringing a bag full of board games and a some jelly babies."

Welcome aboard QK.......

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll be the lurker on the bus. I’ll stowaway in the luggage hold hiding behind the suitcases, sombreros and giant toy donkeys.

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Will it smell like a Mega-bus?"

Buy yourself two seats...honestly you won't look back... plus you'd rather not as you're still gonna be sat on a Megabus.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

Pick me up as you pass.

I’ve got the Twiglets, Gin and of course Twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Via Derbyshire? I’ll bring an umbrella

it’s tipping it down!

I’ll jump on with youre in my neck of the woods - do you mind if I share your umbrella

I’ve got a blanket and some drinks...

Well .... since you asked so nicely! "

How could I not be polite to a diamond such as yourself!

*opens magic drinks cooler*... what we drink?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

True story:-

Aunt and uncle took a break in U.K. to the coast, decided to do a mystery tour..

It took them back to Hereford where they lived!’

So went home had a nice cuppa tea, then caught coach back to their holiday...

What’s the chances of that lol..

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