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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't you think it's getting a bit tacky? Some new furnishings from Barker and Stonehouse would just set this place off a treat. Lick of paint wouldn't go a miss either.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Mood lighting and a nice sound system

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You can get lost if you're throwing out my banana pattern bean bag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And a free bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mood lighting and a nice sound system"

Maybe we could have some of your Swarovski on loan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what would the dress code be ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Mood lighting and a nice sound system

Maybe we could have some of your Swarovski on loan ? "

Does throw some nuce effects of lit correctly

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"what would the dress code be ?"

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what would the dress code be ?"

Less is more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can get lost if you're throwing out my banana pattern bean bag!

That banana pattern? Thought it was cum stains

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

hammocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hammocks!"

Hammock for swingers! Great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Circular room so there are no corners for lurkers to hide in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?"

Sounds like you could get more than a tena... push for fifteen quid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?"

go on then u can have me for a tenner but dont tell anyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?

Sounds like you could get more than a tena... push for fifteen quid

I push back for £20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?

Sounds like you could get more than a tena... push for fifteen quid

ooooeer are we have an auction then ??? so 15....do i see 20 anywhere ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you would need a sex swing.... they make me laugh so much i cum xxx

tena lady?

Sounds like you could get more than a tena... push for fifteen quid

I push back for £20

push back onto what mmm ? so were at 20... any advance on 20 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh sorry I meant 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sorry I meant 20 minutes

Lool a super stud huh x

so can we have a symbian in this lounge....never tried one yet x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Naked waitresses and a corseted maitre d to escort us to our prefered chais longue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh sorry I meant 20 minutes

Lool a super stud huh x

so can we have a symbian in this lounge....never tried one yet x"

On a really good day 20 mins

Usually takes me longer to have a smoke afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I'll add a few scented candles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'll add a few scented candles too

Sadly a risk assessment dictates that candles pose a burn hazard, unless they are in an enclosed receptical, vented to the outside so fumes don't aggravate those with allergies........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll add a few scented candles too

Sadly a risk assessment dictates that candles pose a burn hazard, unless they are in an enclosed receptical, vented to the outside so fumes don't aggravate those with allergies........

Rules? This pace! Would never thought they would have silly rules here

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

has to be a popcorn machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud music and power tools

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Mmmm girls with jack hammers and large power tools........ Sorry mind wandered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Mmmm girls with jack hammers and large power tools........ Sorry mind wandered

Specially for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8VU6iBSf1U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Mmmm girls with jack hammers and large power tools........ Sorry mind wandered

Specially for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8VU6iBSf1U"

Phoarrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x"

pmsl! Let's do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

As long as Funky Monkey comes too... don't want them selling us some cheap imitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

As long as Funky Monkey comes too... don't want them selling us some cheap imitation

lol... so its a group meet at a sex shop....interesting notion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

As long as Funky Monkey comes too... don't want them selling us some cheap imitation

lol... so its a group meet at a sex shop....interesting notion x"

Wonder if they'd do discounts for large parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

As long as Funky Monkey comes too... don't want them selling us some cheap imitation

lol... so its a group meet at a sex shop....interesting notion x

Wonder if they'd do discounts for large parties

OR try before you buy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Haaaaaave you met GIGANTOR THE KIDNEY PRODDER?

Not yet, but I'm hopeful

Do they sell them in sex shops or online ?

lol! dunno but love to go in and ask!

lol...and id come with you to see that lol x

pmsl! Let's do it!

Can we all come, could do with a good giggle

As long as Funky Monkey comes too... don't want them selling us some cheap imitation

lol... so its a group meet at a sex shop....interesting notion x

Wonder if they'd do discounts for large parties

What are you trying to say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud music and power tools

Plenty of tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a free bar

amen to that, 24 hrs bar a good point to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

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over a year ago

The bar man has cleared off to cut his toenails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

I has arrived, what would u like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

I has arrived, what would u like?

Brandy and ginger here please

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"what would the dress code be ?"

Dress code.... oh dear??

I been butt nekkid all this time and NOW someone decides to tell me theres a dress code ffs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

I has arrived, what would u like?

Brandy and ginger here please

Cumming rite up!!

There you go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

I has arrived, what would u like?

Brandy and ginger here please

Cumming rite up!!

There you go!

Oops Sorry! Wee bit of nail in that.

Got it! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's tending bar tonight, been waiting ages!

I has arrived, what would u like?

Brandy and ginger here please

Cumming rite up!!

There you go!

Oops Sorry! Wee bit of nail in that.

Got it! Enjoy

cheers I think

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