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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Avoid Pink Grapefruit

It’s definitely the wrong time of year for them and not at all sweet

Also .... don’t be a bloody hypocrite

What is yours today ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Urinating into an oncoming wind never ends well......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urinating into an oncoming wind never ends well......"

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take 6000 IU Vitamin D per day of you live in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job."

That’s a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job."

I’ve done this. Took it one step further... fuck me, it’s scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take 6000 IU Vitamin D per day of you live in the UK. "

Vitamins are important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job.

I’ve done this. Took it one step further... fuck me, it’s scary"

I know this isn't the point of this thread, but Red, some gallery you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job.

I’ve done this. Took it one step further... fuck me, it’s scary

I know this isn't the point of this thread, but Red, some gallery you have. "

It’s a thread for anything ... you’re right too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift the toilet cover before you start pissing at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lift the toilet cover before you start pissing at night "

Valid

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Never put a light bulb in your back pocket !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreaming of eating a giant marsh mellow and wake up and your pillow has gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never put a light bulb in your back pocket !! Xx "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Lift the toilet cover before you start pissing at night "

I don't have one anymore..... or a seat.

They are under the bath.

My advice is ... it's more comfortable and hygenic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dreaming of eating a giant marsh mellow and wake up and your pillow has gone!"

That’s not advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - Do you have a thing for boats?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job.

I’ve done this. Took it one step further... fuck me, it’s scary"

I hope it works out for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - Do you have a thing for boats?

;)"

Not as such

I have a thing for the sea ....

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Never eat yellow snow.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Slow day today

My advice now ... don’t procrastinate

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Slow day today

My advice now ... don’t procrastinate "

I'm planning on procrastinating tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slow day today

My advice now ... don’t procrastinate

I'm planning on procrastinating tomorrow xx "

I’m doing it now

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Eat garlic every day - it’s incredibly good for you

As a follow on though: Eat mints after the garlic if you prefer people not to avoid you like the plague.....

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

My only advice would be never to take any of my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go to bed with itchy bum. Read that in a fortune cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat garlic every day - it’s incredibly good for you

As a follow on though: Eat mints after the garlic if you prefer people not to avoid you like the plague....."

Mint doesn’t work ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My only advice would be never to take any of my advice "

Noted

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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If the metal bit from your bra starts poking through, yank it out before you get an indent in your boob from it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the metal bit from your bra starts poking through, yank it out before you get an indent in your boob from it. "

Definitely valid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in bed - the weather's horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take 6000 IU Vitamin D per day of you live in the UK. "

600 not 6000. 10-20mg 400-800 is the perfect amount for most people. Too much vitamin D can do harm.

I have to have regular doses of 20000 and daily doses of 2500 as I have a high deficiency so a normal person doesn't need that much

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Look after yourself before worrying about others. Even if they need you, you'll do better by them if you're fully resourced.

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Don’t sweat the small stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look after yourself before worrying about others. Even if they need you, you'll do better by them if you're fully resourced."

That’s a true one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave the car sitting for two weeks when you go away to a friend's.

You find out that it's battery is dead the day you need it.

Because someone who you asked to start it a few times. Forgot to and after a week it was dead. And he didn't mention it to me till after I had to walk around in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go out .. the weather is atrocious

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"If you wake up and regularly don't want to go to work then don't put off looking for a new job.

I’ve done this. Took it one step further... fuck me, it’s scary"

Ms Red but sometimes the best thing to do is walk away, it's also quite common.

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