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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

...piece of art...you pervy buggers

So money is no object, what piece of art would you get...why and what would you do, display, treat it as an investment or even destroy?

Its very hard for me to pick just one...so since its my thread...

bedroom ,the rokeby venus, kitchen Vermeers the milk maid,

destroy...everything by Tracey Emin.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can you dump Damien hurst along with emin? Except his diamond skulls

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Anything by Mucha or Jack Vettriano

And to destroy anything by Damien Hurst

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

massive hurst and emin bonfire being arranged as i type.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Anything by Mucha or Jack Vettriano

And to destroy anything by Damien Hurst"

Just googled...i like learning new things and i think i love Vettriano...ty

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Anything by Mucha or Jack Vettriano

And to destroy anything by Damien Hurst

Just googled...i like learning new things and i think i love Vettriano...ty "

To me he is one of the best modern artists. Love his beach scenes but also the ones of women, such as Private Dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salvador Dali 'Crucifixion'

Grayson Perry 'The Walthamstow Tapestry'

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Salvador Dali 'Crucifixion'

Grayson Perry 'The Walthamstow Tapestry' "

ohh yes, i would like some of perrys pots

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them."

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while "

I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"...piece of art...you pervy buggers

So money is no object, what piece of art would you get...why and what would you do, display, treat it as an investment or even destroy?

"

I'd buy 'Guernica' and have it installed in the main office of Number 10, so any serving PM had to look at it all day every day before making any decisions about sending people off to die.

Cheery thought eh? Just been to vote, so in serious frame of mind

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while

I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that. "

Does the penis come attatched to anything

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while

I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.

Does the penis come attatched to anything "

At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while

I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.

Does the penis come attatched to anything

At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic."

i want it at least attached to that arse!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!

Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.

Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while

I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.

Does the penis come attatched to anything

At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic.

i want it at least attached to that arse!"

Deal done! Get to work on those tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

da vinci the last supper

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

A bloody meet of this site would be a good start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Botticelli's Birth of Venus and I'd have it on my bedroom ceiling

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

My Brother Actually buying me a drink.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


" My Brother Actually buying me a drink.

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

A few years ago The K Foundation (same people as The KLF) offered for sale a piece called "One-Million-Pounds-Nailed-to-a-Piece-of-Wood" Which was exactly that.

The asking price was half a million pounds.

If I'd had the money I'd have bought it and then agonised over whether to take the cash off the nails and spend it or hope the value of the piece gained increased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock but bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by the Chapman Brothers, if space was no object then it would have to be Hell, I'd happily have If Hitler Had Painted Rainbows though as second choice though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugatti furniture.. cant afford it for my semi.. thats house not cock!!!!!

Um thinking about it I am going to have sex on some in september..

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