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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?"

Turn lesbian! x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

pee standing up as often as physically possible

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?"

Go to a club and shag myself senseless.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"pee standing up as often as physically possible"

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be...I sit down so I can peruse fab!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?"

How would Sam Smith answer this??

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?

How would Sam Smith answer this??

With a high pitched, miserable song?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would immediately buy a handbag, throw all my worldly possessions into it and then shake it to make it impossible to find anything in it

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Have a wank see if it feels different (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck a toilet roll tube

Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.

I'd have an oily wank.

I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.

I'd slap B round the face with it.

I may attempt to fuck myself.

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over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"pee standing up as often as physically possible

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be...I sit down so I can peruse fab! "

Try squatting behind a bush trying not to pee on your jeans when you're caught short on the motorway. The benefits of being able to pee standing up without removing your clothing become blindingly obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go get a Blow Job see what all the fuss is about!!!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?

How would Sam Smith answer this??

With a high pitched, miserable song? "

Yep I guess whichever gender he feels like when he wakes up he'll still have the same miserable songs!

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

See how a woman mind works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how a woman mind works lol"

Then you'd need a vast supply of headache tablets coz it's confusing as Only Connect in backwards spoken mandarin

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

"See how a woman mind works lol

Then you'd need a vast supply of headache tablets coz it's confusing as Only Connect in backwards spoken mandarin

P"
it fine think I could handle it I do my own in all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my pussy to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck a toilet roll tube

Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.

I'd have an oily wank.

I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.

I'd slap B round the face with it.

I may attempt to fuck myself.

Some food for thought...

You couldn't be a man of the same height as you are now and have a wang long enough to helicopters if you attempted it then you'd be slapping your helmet on the deck with every full circle.

An oily wank? Good plan, indeed it meets with my highest recommendations!

Slap me round the face with it? Refer to my first point. Yet if I was lying down it may be possible. And expect me to suck the bloke version of you off.

It is almost categorically impossible to fuck oneself. However trying it would probably guarantee hysterical laughter on your part, which is why I think you'd definitely try it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?

Turn lesbian! x"

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend the day wanking - multiple orgasms aren't just going to happen on their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably have to cope with really bad PMS

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"See how a woman mind works lol"

In one day that’s not possible .

RRRrrrrrrruuuuuuuynnnnnnnnnnssssss

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Lesbian fun with 2 other ladies

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Win an argument.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

And see what it's like to be right all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pee standing up as often as physically possible"

Why?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Go to the strip club, earn some cash.

Have sex, wondered what it feels like for women as it sounds like it feels great!

Touch my boobs for the remaining hours.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oh and multitask.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?

Turn lesbian! x

Why ?"

Because I only fancy women. Simples

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over a year ago

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"pee standing up as often as physically possible

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be...I sit down so I can peruse fab!

Try squatting in a lay by after a couple of drinks and not wetting your jeans or touching those damn stinging nettles with your bare ass for the third time!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Never leave the house for the whole day and enjoy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what multiple orgasms feel like. Also play with my tits a lot.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Walk around topless all day.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Walk around topless all day."

You can do that here anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck hatd doggy style

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Walk around topless all day.

You can do that here anyway!

I think folk would complain if i went into Asda topless

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Walk around topless all day.

You can do that here anyway!

I think folk would complain if i went into Asda topless"

Here! With me! No complaints at all

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"See what multiple orgasms feel like. Also play with my tits a lot."

If you discover what multiple orgasms feels like please tell #neverhappened

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Never leave the house for the whole day and enjoy myself "

Cleaning and tidying and baking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.

Gotta see if it feels the same.

Also measure my dick which a sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray I wasn't on my period or pregnant. I've seen a few littles come out and still don't know how it's even possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.

Gotta see if it feels the same.

Also measure my dick which a sky remote.

Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.

Gotta see if it feels the same.

Also measure my dick which a sky remote.

Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7"

Just my luck, I'd probably be a 4 fingered wank

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?"

Become a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.

Gotta see if it feels the same.

Also measure my dick which a sky remote.

Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7

Just my luck, I'd probably be a 4 fingered wank"

have fun with it

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Slide my cock into every vagina I could get access to, which would probably be none. Hence I would slide my cock into anything which substituted a vagina, a warm apple pie. Desperate times would mean desperate measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go to the strip club, earn some cash.

Have sex, wondered what it feels like for women as it sounds like it feels great!

Touch my boobs for the remaining hours. "

Lovely

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fuck a toilet roll tube

Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.

I'd have an oily wank.

I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.

I'd slap B round the face with it.

I may attempt to fuck myself.

Some food for thought...

You couldn't be a man of the same height as you are now and have a wang long enough to helicopters if you attempted it then you'd be slapping your helmet on the deck with every full circle.

An oily wank? Good plan, indeed it meets with my highest recommendations!

Slap me round the face with it? Refer to my first point. Yet if I was lying down it may be possible. And expect me to suck the bloke version of you off.

It is almost categorically impossible to fuck oneself. However trying it would probably guarantee hysterical laughter on your part, which is why I think you'd definitely try it anyway.

I love you guys

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Misplace every basic thing I need; car keys, wallet, shoes and have a flap until a sane minded woman points out that they’re all right under my nose

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Probably end up fucking myself with whatever was lying about haha so like a banana or cucumber. play with my tits, hopefully big ones, then go on a night out and just pull whoever I want to rather than have to graft lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs

You didn't give that much thought

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You didn't give that much thought

No not really. Just fancied being you for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a admire me account and scam every fucker til i get all my money back what ive lost as a male haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You didn't give that much thought

No not really. Just fancied being you for a day

Thanks

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over a year ago

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