FabSwingers.com forum: Confess your sins

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long we got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any sins, being an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long we got?"

When compared with eternal damnation ... it might be time well spent my child.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any sins, being an angel "

Heaven and all it's hosts rejoice at this news.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I watched the final of The Masked Singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a barbie from my sister to give to a girl when i was 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my sims why would I want forgiveness I’m going to do more as well

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I covet and lust after alot of fab members wifes/gf/female partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched the final of The Masked Singer

Anoint your ears with bleach. This must be done immediately if you are to avoid the fiery pits of hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my sims why would I want forgiveness I’m going to do more as well "

Gasp!

Heretic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stole a barbie from my sister to give to a girl when i was 11"

Was it the singing barbie Mariposa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I covet and lust after alot of fab members wifes/gf/female partners

Oh you miserable sinner. Slam your penis in the car door whilst chanting "wow you're hot" 39 times

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

I once went to a westlife concert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often play puppy love at full volume

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"I once went to a westlife concert. "

Me too!! Sorry

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I wee in the swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite often play puppy love at full volume "

Find a mistress who will subject you to puppy play... it is your only hope

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"I once went to a westlife concert.

Me too!! Sorry"

I feel so ashamed, dirty. Took a long time till I had the courage to show my face at a rock concert again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went to a westlife concert.

Me too!! Sorry"

Tie yourselves to a wooden stake whilst surrounded by dry wood.

Now where did I put the Holy Matches of th Cleansing Flame ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched Eastenders over football

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched Eastenders over football

Fear not my child. These things are sent to tempt us.

(OMG ... Peter? What's he doing back?)

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

For give for I find woman that fuck for a living a massive turn on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shamefully lusting after a married man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to spend all tomorrow night sinning. And I’m going to enjoy every minute x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For give for I find woman that fuck for a living a massive turn on xx"

Unclean!

This is a very grave transgression. Report to my vestry with £250. Present this money to me for he convent roof fund. Then shag me silly.

Purely for the benefit of your soul you understand

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

"For give for I find woman that fuck for a living a massive turn on xx

Unclean!

This is a very grave transgression. Report to my vestry with £250. Present this money to me for he convent roof fund. Then shag me silly.

Purely for the benefit of your soul you understand"
I,ll do me very best !

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

When I go surfing I pee in my wet suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m shamefully lusting after a married man

I he is an honest and faithful man, you should anonymously report his wife to the police for burglary. Once she is arrested and in the cells you have an opportunity to console him through the healing touch of your hands. If he is not a faithful man ... make an offer he cant refuse.

Oh ... and say a few hail Mary's or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going to spend all tomorrow night sinning. And I’m going to enjoy every minute x

Utilise the Blessed Condom of Brother Barnabus anointed with the Lube of immaculate Shafting and your body and soul will remain pure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat Nutella straight from a jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are alleged "sins" something that you enjoy or want to do? A sin in who's eyes? Who's beliefs? I believe in right or wrong, morals etc but don't see the sin crap. Why feel bad for something you enjoy. We're here to live. Live it well & for yourself. Aslong as you're not harming anyone. Fuck it!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I covet and lust after alot of fab members wifes/gf/female partners

Oh you miserable sinner. Slam your penis in the car door whilst chanting "wow you're hot" 39 times"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I go surfing I pee in my wet suit "

If thine eye offends pluck it out. If thine pee offends a golden shower shall cleans you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any sins, being an angel "

Erm.....really??? Think you’ll be punished for lying at confession

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I eat Nutella straight from a jar

Smear the offending Nutella on your breasts that I may lick away all taint of sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite often play puppy love at full volume "

Donny Osmond or SClub juniors

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why are alleged "sins" something that you enjoy or want to do? A sin in who's eyes? Who's beliefs? I believe in right or wrong, morals etc but don't see the sin crap. Why feel bad for something you enjoy. We're here to live. Live it well & for yourself. Aslong as you're not harming anyone. Fuck it!"

I think it's a joke by Jennie.....

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

My extremely sexy single neighbour appears to be hitting on me via WhatsApp and I’m making no secret of the fact I’m most definitely interested. So I intend to sin a lot, if this all works out well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me Jennie for I have sinned.

I have just inhaled a giant bar of dairy milk fruit and nut. I told my flat mate that it’s ‘the time of the month’ but this is not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get the behind me!

Tempt me not with your heretical rantings..

Actually you might have a point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a joke by Jennie..... "

Yes, think I'm over tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it's a joke by Jennie..... "

The safety of our eternal souls is no joking matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My extremely sexy single neighbour appears to be hitting on me via WhatsApp and I’m making no secret of the fact I’m most definitely interested. So I intend to sin a lot, if this all works out well

A premeditated sin is the worst of all. Insertion of the butt plug of moral exactitude may help you turn from temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting"

I can’t I’m afraid, I’m

In work

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A premeditated sin is the worst of all. Insertion of the butt plug of moral exactitude may help you turn from temptation"

I accept my fate, as long as you’re administering said punishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me Jennie for I have sinned.

I have just inhaled a giant bar of dairy milk fruit and nut. I told my flat mate that it’s ‘the time of the month’ but this is not true. "

Your son of oral gratification has been compounded by the false utterance of a visit by mother nature. Stand naked on the beach and self flagellate with sea. If by sunrise the sea witches have not claimed you, the Fab be praised you will be redeemed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me Jennie for I have sinned.

I have just inhaled a giant bar of dairy milk fruit and nut. I told my flat mate that it’s ‘the time of the month’ but this is not true.

*see w. e. e. d.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched the final of The Masked Singer

Shocker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My place is already reserved in hell, I'll keep my sins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My place is already reserved in hell, I'll keep my sins "

Oh my child ... my heart bleeds for your soul.

Keep a seat for me ... just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wee in the swimming pool

This sin was missed earlier. Immersion in the font of holy jizz should fix things!

Praise Be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting

I can’t I’m afraid, I’m

In work

In that case my child you are beyond redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting

I can’t I’m afraid, I’m

In work

In that case my child you are beyond redemption "

Deep down I think I already knew this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting

I can’t I’m afraid, I’m

In work

In that case my child you are beyond redemption

Deep down I think I already knew this

The Angels and saints weep for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a good boy....what can I say apart from that???

Report to Choirmaster Heinrich for vetting

I can’t I’m afraid, I’m

In work

In that case my child you are beyond redemption

Deep down I think I already knew this

The Angels and saints weep for you"

Don’t worry I shall be fine

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I used two pounds of my daughter's birthday money to pay for parking and didn't give it back. She hasn't noticed, she is 7.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used two pounds of my daughter's birthday money to pay for parking and didn't give it back. She hasn't noticed, she is 7.

It is easier to shit through the eye of a needle than for a rich 7 year old to .... hold on I think i got that wrong.

Just need to check the scripture... back in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My place is already reserved in hell, I'll keep my sins

Oh my child ... my heart bleeds for your soul.

Keep a seat for me ... just in case"

I'll keep it warm

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

I disappointed a Ma'am I fancy the pants off and regret it so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used two pounds of my daughter's birthday money to pay for parking and didn't give it back. She hasn't noticed, she is 7.

It is easier to shit through the eye of a needle than for a rich 7 year old to .... hold on I think i got that wrong.

Just need to check the scripture... back in a bit"

Right got it ... the love of money is the root of all evil. You are just teaching a valuable lesson to the child that it is better to give than to receive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I disappointed a Ma'am I fancy the pants off and regret it so much "

My child I am sure she realises deep down your regret. If she is a true and understanding mistress she will surely forgive over time. In the mean time remember patience is virtue.

Alternatively mail her loads of cock pics and messages saying "You are a sexy bitch". Mistresses love that sort if thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only just recently watched Sherlock. Yes, I know. I know!

Finished it though. Now I'm sad.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I watched the Brits tonight and admitted to my kids I only knew 50% of the nominees, feeling old

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

My train was cancelled so I got on one of the new Azuma trains instead of TP.

Blamed on the TP conductor...

I would have been waiting another 50mins otherwise..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years ."

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have only just recently watched Sherlock. Yes, I know. I know!

Finished it though. Now I'm sad."

Better late than never. You redeemed yourself before it was too late and for that give praise

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fook me I'm going to be confession for ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen"
not done a thing wrong eva

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched the Brits tonight and admitted to my kids I only knew 50% of the nominees, feeling old "

You must now preach to them that you used to live here when it was all fields and that modern music is all well and good but you cant even understand the words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amennot done a thing wrong eva

I cant quite see you through the confessional grille. Could you stand on a box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fook me I'm going to be confession for ever

But still not as long as the eternity your soul will spend in damnation if you do not seek absolution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sister Jennie

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I spent the evening with my wand instead of meeting someone because I couldn't be arsed to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amennot done a thing wrong eva

I cant quite see you through the confessional grille. Could you stand on a box?

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lol......... shut iiiiit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My train was cancelled so I got on one of the new Azuma trains instead of TP.

Blamed on the TP conductor...

I would have been waiting another 50mins otherwise.. "

You must return to the station and remonstrate with the TP conductor. His sin is greater. It is to be hoped that he falls to his knees to beg forgiveness

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I like to prance around in a dress and pretend to be a fairy !!

Also I found a £20 note once in Tescos and I didn't hand it in. X

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I am a guy in a dress

Sorry to fool people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to prance around in a dress and pretend to be a fairy !!

Also I found a £20 note once in Tescos and I didn't hand it in. X "

Place £20 in the collection dish and report for initiation into the Convent of FAF. Feel the bounteous love of Fab wash over you.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I promised I would meet at the gym for a cardio workout ended up in spoons with somebody else having a meal..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a guy in a dress

Sorry to fool people"

The holiest of all incarnations.

I wouldnt worry the straight guys love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I promised I would meet at the gym for a cardio workout ended up in spoons with somebody else having a meal..

Oh duplicity they name is Fab.

Abstain from all food for a year ... it is your only hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Sister Jennie

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I spent the evening with my wand instead of meeting someone because I couldn't be arsed to shave

It is indeed lucky that you confessed this when you did before damnation fell upon you like a rain of fire and brimstone.

You must shave off every hair on your sinful body and head then submit to the vestry. Sister Jennie will anoint you with her special lotion.

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

I was in a casual sex only relationship and was constantly thinking of her mum when we were intimate. Dam she was hot but her mum gave me butterflies in my cock. I tried my charm but did not manage to get to know her mum more intimately. Beauty definitely was passed down in that family tree

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sister Jennie.

Erm. It’s been a long time since my last confession and then it was only a little sin. I stole my neighbours black and red basque with lace trim off her clothes line but father Helmand o brien made me repent. The bastard

But I must confess again.

I have been having imoral thoughts about Transgirl and it’s made me rub my stick so hard that I broke it and it bled. Please give me absolution as I feel so bad not being able to follow through this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was in a casual sex only relationship and was constantly thinking of her mum when we were intimate. Dam she was hot but her mum gave me butterflies in my cock. I tried my charm but did not manage to get to know her mum more intimately. Beauty definitely was passed down in that family tree "

A sin in thought is a sin as surely as a seen in deed.

Reacqaint yourself with the daughter then confess your list for the mother. I am sure her retribution will be more effective than any penance I can give.

Bless You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie.

But I must confess again.

The curse of blood is surely upon you.

Abstain from self pleasure for 40 days and 40 nights. Dedicate yourself to the pleasure of others for this time.

Now just squeeze into the space under my pulpit. And whilst you are down there ...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sister Jennie.

But I must confess again.

The curse of blood is surely upon you.

Abstain from self pleasure for 40 days and 40 nights. Dedicate yourself to the pleasure of others for this time.

Now just squeeze into the space under my pulpit. And whilst you are down there ..."

Thank you sister Jennie.

Would you mind moving your foot to the right please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie.

But I must confess again.

The curse of blood is surely upon you.

Abstain from self pleasure for 40 days and 40 nights. Dedicate yourself to the pleasure of others for this time.

Now just squeeze into the space under my pulpit. And whilst you are down there ...

Thank you sister Jennie.

Would you mind moving your foot to the right please

And all about were sore amazed, for wondrous it is indeed to witness the true repentance of the sinner.

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

A sin in thought is a sin as surely as a seen in deed.

Reacqaint yourself with the daughter then confess your list for the mother. I am sure her retribution will be more effective than any penance I can give.

Bless You"

I value my balls as much as I do family. Looking back on this even if the chance were to rise again i could not be the person that breaks a mother/ daughter relation ship.

Am i sinning by not chasing my goals or being thoughtful and should be punished for not self indulging?

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By *S_Domeena_strictTV/TS
over a year ago

york

love to be covered in nylon and then covered in cum

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's been soooooo long since my last confession. Sit down, make yourself comfortable....

Ah, who am I kidding. I'm going straight to Hell. I've got my red outfit ready x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat Nutella straight from a jar

#metoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rid my garden of slugs with a shovel aimed at a neighbours house when I’m d*unk

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

So do funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 13 I spray painted a sky-blue line down the side of every car in our street, except ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was 13 I spray painted a sky-blue line down the side of every car in our street, except ours."

I devalved every car tyre in a street when I was around that age

I was such a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suffered a terrible terrible childhood at the hands of a wicked stepmother who had false teeth .. I urinated on those teeth every morning as the lay in a plastic cup in the bathroom , throughout my teenage years ... I dont give a toss about forgiveness ..Please yourself Sweetie ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suffered a terrible terrible childhood at the hands of a wicked stepmother who had false teeth .. I urinated on those teeth every morning as the lay in a plastic cup in the bathroom , throughout my teenage years ... I dont give a toss about forgiveness ..Please yourself Sweetie .. "

Ah the physical embodiment of righteous vengeance. You are a shining beacon to guide us all.

Fab be praised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been soooooo long since my last confession. Sit down, make yourself comfortable....

Ah, who am I kidding. I'm going straight to Hell. I've got my red outfit ready x

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I eat Nutella straight from a jar

#metoo"

Smear your nethers and join the queue so that your sins may be licked away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rid my garden of slugs with a shovel aimed at a neighbours house when I’m d*unk

Ah the redemption is already complete as your neigbour aims his jizz at your front door handle when you are down the pub.

Hallelujah brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 13 I spray painted a sky-blue line down the side of every car in our street, except ours."

Spray paint a sky blue line down your ball bag whilst chanting "oooft you're hot". This will redeem you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 13 I spray painted a sky-blue line down the side of every car in our street, except ours.

I devalved every car tyre in a street when I was around that age

I was such a dick

Lick your front door handle on return from the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rid my garden of slugs with a shovel aimed at a neighbours house when I’m d*unk

Ah the redemption is already complete as your neigbour aims his jizz at your front door handle when you are down the pub.

Hallelujah brother"

I have been cleansed!! preach!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen"

Nope. There just isn't time, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love to be covered in nylon and then covered in cum"

My brother, the living saint Candi da Thrush herself went forth adorned in nylon. Wear yours with pride as armour against the hateful demon Van'nillä.

So long as the seed scattered on your armour is from a pure and fabworthy source you need have no fear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 13 I spray painted a sky-blue line down the side of every car in our street, except ours.

I devalved every car tyre in a street when I was around that age

I was such a dick

Your desecration of the rubber of the tyres is indeed a mortal sin. You can reclaim your place in the Orgy of Eternity only by wearing the rubber Incontinence Pants of Repentance for a year and a day.

May Fab have mercy on your soul

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I have no sins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no sins.

Your certifications suggest otherwise brother.

It is easier for a needle to pass through the eye of a camel than for a sinner to enter the Eternal Orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Nope. There just isn't time, sorry."

When set against eternal damnation ... it might be time well spent my child.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A sin in thought is a sin as surely as a seen in deed.

Reacqaint yourself with the daughter then confess your list for the mother. I am sure her retribution will be more effective than any penance I can give.

Bless You

I value my balls as much as I do family. Looking back on this even if the chance were to rise again i could not be the person that breaks a mother/ daughter relation ship.

Am i sinning by not chasing my goals or being thoughtful and should be punished for not self indulging?"

That will be for Fab to decide when the day of reckoning comes

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When we’re on holiday, if the shot glasses have the bars name on them we bring them home. With every intention of returning them in 10 years time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I covet and lust after alot of fab members wifes/gf/female partners

Is that a sin? Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a staple gun from work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When we’re on holiday, if the shot glasses have the bars name on them we bring them home. With every intention of returning them in 10 years time

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's glasses.

A fortnight of wearing sack cloth undies will scourge you of the taint of sin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stole a staple gun from work. "

Thou shalt not covet thy boss's staple gun.

Please see the penance above

Praise be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went through an amber light turning to red when I could have stopped today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to apologize after than have regrets for not going for it when you have the chance.

Haha but im pure as the driven snow anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went through an amber light turning to red when I could have stopped today

This is an interesting one. For the sin of amber gambling merely sending a boob pic to Sister Jennie should suffice. You might get away with it anyway, but best be safe eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to apologize after than have regrets for not going for it when you have the chance.

Haha but im pure as the driven snow anyway

This is where redemption through confession comes in. But if you can look into your soul and truly find no sin then you are an inspiration to us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this"

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to apologize after than have regrets for not going for it when you have the chance.

Haha but im pure as the driven snow anyway

This is where redemption through confession comes in. But if you can look into your soul and truly find no sin then you are an inspiration to us all."

Ok i admit it im a sinner haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to apologize after than have regrets for not going for it when you have the chance.

Haha but im pure as the driven snow anyway

This is where redemption through confession comes in. But if you can look into your soul and truly find no sin then you are an inspiration to us all.

Ok i admit it im a sinner haha"

It is never too late sister.

Confess and feel the weight of sin lifted from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling."

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!"
had a 14 working day today if I'm not a sinner now i must have been in a previous life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!had a 14 working day today if I'm not a sinner now i must have been in a previous life

I shall pray for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!had a 14 working day today if I'm not a sinner now i must have been in a previous life

I shall pray for you "
three hail marys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!"

Is the special inquisition run by special inquisitors, like special constables?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I have no sins.

Your certifications suggest otherwise brother.

It is easier for a needle to pass through the eye of a camel than for a sinner to enter the Eternal Orgy"

If you mean my verys thay are all just social only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had the opportunity to sin for years .

But have you sinned in thought?

Recite 30 "Fancy a fuck?" Whilst you contemplate this

Honestly, I don't think I have. I've become distressingly virtuous in my enforced celibacy. Also, I can't say "fancy a fuck" without giggling.

Is the special inquisition required to probe further? All sin must be rooted out!

Is the special inquisition run by special inquisitors, like special constables?"

Lol... yes very similar

Only slightly more devout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump x

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

What sin should I confess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

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Jennie

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I just ate black pudding straight out the packet, is that a sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just ate black pudding straight out the packet, is that a sin

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yes what did he think about you putting him in a packet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used two pounds of my daughter's birthday money to pay for parking and didn't give it back. She hasn't noticed, she is 7.

My kids leave their pocket money from their grandparent ALL the time. pays for my chocolate adiction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used two pounds of my daughter's birthday money to pay for parking and didn't give it back. She hasn't noticed, she is 7.

My kids leave their pocket money from their grandparent ALL the time. pays for my chocolate adiction!

*grandparents

*addiction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

Trannie?

The holy chilli powder of retribution down your pants for that alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

Trannie?

The holy chilli powder of retribution down your pants for that alone. "
i corrected it oh tall one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

Trannie?

The holy chilli powder of retribution down your pants for that alone. i corrected it oh tall one

You did but since when did I claim to be fair?

Which brings us to the rolos. For your failure to donate your last one to a worthy cause...100 naked press ups in a nettle patch! You miserable sinner. Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen"
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There's actually just not enough time ..

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

I had playtime with two 64yr old ladies but enjoyed the breakfast that was cooked for me in the morning more than the play

forgive me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to Chameleons last night and i still want more cock

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

After last night at Jaydees I have to many sins to mention, surprised I can still walk straight !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bless me trannie for i have sinned i ate all the rolos again

Trannie?

The holy chilli powder of retribution down your pants for that alone. i corrected it oh tall one

You did but since when did I claim to be fair?

Which brings us to the rolos. For your failure to donate your last one to a worthy cause...100 naked press ups in a nettle patch! You miserable sinner. Amen"
lol ok

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After last night at Jaydees I have to many sins to mention, surprised I can still walk straight !!! "

Perhaps you need to start by washing that bum in the font?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We went to Chameleons last night and i still want more cock"

You should vary your diet. 40 days and 40 nights of bread and water will help focus your mind, sister.

(If not, meet me in the vestry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had playtime with two 64yr old ladies but enjoyed the breakfast that was cooked for me in the morning more than the play

forgive me."

Your penance shall be play with two 90 year olds. After that you may appreciate the creative youth of the 64 year olds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice"

The hidden trap door was next to the lever you pulled.

I was standing on the one that deceived you.

Welcome to the Unholy club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice

The hidden trap door was next to the lever you pulled.

I was standing on the one that deceived you.

Welcome to the Unholy club.

Not today Satan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sucked 3 cocks last night and licked a minge.

Then I masturbated when I got home. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sucked 3 cocks last night and licked a minge.

Then I masturbated when I got home. Twice.

You must now lick 3 minges and suck 1 cock to redress the balance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sucked 3 cocks last night and licked a minge.

Then I masturbated when I got home. Twice.

You must now lick 3 minges and suck 1 cock to redress the balance!"

If you insist oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sucked 3 cocks last night and licked a minge.

Then I masturbated when I got home. Twice.

You must now lick 3 minges and suck 1 cock to redress the balance!

If you insist oh wise one

Symmetry is divine x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am entirely sin free and pure this day Sister Jennie

(May I have a gold star sticker?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am entirely sin free and pure this day Sister Jennie

(May I have a gold star sticker?)

Report to the vestry for purity betting.

Cardinal Fang ... fetch the comfy chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had thoughts of a sexual nature earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am entirely sin free and pure this day Sister Jennie

(May I have a gold star sticker?)

Report to the vestry for purity betting.

Cardinal Fang ... fetch the comfy chair"

*vetting

Error forced by disbelief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had thoughts of a sexual nature earlier

Back to the nettles for you my lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had thoughts of a sexual nature earlier

Back to the nettles for you my lad "
omg not the nettles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had thoughts of a sexual nature earlier

Back to the nettles for you my lad omg not the nettles

It may help purify that filth pit of a mind.

And lose the stilts ... you are fooling no one

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

We wouldn’t bother. Satan resigned after the last time we tried.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I sucked 3 cocks last night and licked a minge.

Then I masturbated when I got home. Twice.

That's not a sin ...that's a win

Well done

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice

The hidden trap door was next to the lever you pulled.

I was standing on the one that deceived you.

Welcome to the Unholy club.

Not today Satan x"

I'm sorry he's no longer in charge ...his seat is comfy though.

I may take a message , but it might take a while for Satan to reply from the place I have send him to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sinner's are winners.

I proudly confess to seducing minds

Very well... just go stand on that trap door dear as I pull the lever of Holy Justice

The hidden trap door was next to the lever you pulled.

I was standing on the one that deceived you.

Welcome to the Unholy club.

Not today Satan x

I'm sorry he's no longer in charge ...his seat is comfy though.

I may take a message , but it might take a while for Satan to reply from the place I have send him to."

Vile messenger of satan get the behind me.

(And while you are there... if I just lift my skirt..)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We wouldn’t bother. Satan resigned after the last time we tried. "

The sin of apathy?

Such utterances of heresy and apostasy

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