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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve had a really shit day at work. Just doing the 5 minute walk home and if I could afford to I wouldn’t be going back to that shit hole tomorrow.

So anyone got anything funny to tell me that will cheer me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry you’ve had a shit day

Funny funny funny ... I’m out of funny but I’m hoping tomorrow will be better for you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that most toilets flush to the tune of E flat?

I don’t know if said information will cheer you up but it is nonetheless highly fascinating is it not? No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry you’ve had a shit day

Funny funny funny ... I’m out of funny but I’m hoping tomorrow will be better for you"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that most toilets flush to the tune of E flat?

I don’t know if said information will cheer you up but it is nonetheless highly fascinating is it not? No? "

Interesting to know who tested this and why

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

Do you What Gordon Ramsay said to His wife When in the first second When She gave birth? He took the child in His arms and he said

- What’s this...... is fucking raw.

PS: only If u watched kitchen nightmares

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

Sorry for my english..... just try to put a smile in your face.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Did you know that most toilets flush to the tune of E flat?

I don’t know if said information will cheer you up but it is nonetheless highly fascinating is it not? No?

Interesting to know who tested this and why"

It sounds like the work of Sydney University I’ll wager....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my ladyshave onto charge yesterday, only to try and shave my legs and it was flat. I’d only put it in the old charger that wasn’t plugged in.

Then I spent 5 minutes wondering why the rubber glove wouldn’t go on my hand to find I was putting the wrong side on.

I’m definitely having one of those days x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dating a girl, who is a twin".

"How do you tell them apart?"

"Well, Jenny paints her nails and Tom has a cock".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Sainsbury's after work today, it was so busy so stood in a massive queue. Finally it was my turn at the counter. When I was gonna pay, I took out Tesco card and gave it to the guy. He looked at me weirdly, I didn't get it, he said "but we use Nectar card here".. I said sorry, wrong shop lol and gave him the correct card.. bless him, he wished me a good evening

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

our local pharmacy had all thier stock of viagra stolen.......

The police are looking for hardened criminals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever heard of the rodeo position??

It’s when your shagging your gf from behind and halfway through you lean over her and whisper

Your very good darling bu not as good as your sister

Then try and hang on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""I'm dating a girl, who is a twin".

"How do you tell them apart?"

"Well, Jenny paints her nails and Tom has a cock"."

That made me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today,where I work, a colleague notice a weird shape on the floor as he walked by our reception. It looked skin coloured and rubbery. He took a photo and came up to the office to show us what it was. As we all gathered to see what he was trying to describe it looked like the internals of a fleshlight. The best part was someone explaining it to him what it was, as he kept mishearing us and thought we were saying flashlight and getting confused

Don't worry it wasn't fleshlight internals. Wasn't even rubbery!

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