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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A flamboyant Australian billionaire has ordered a shipyard in China to build him an exact replica of the Titanic.

Then wants to do the exact journey the titanic took, really?

That's one journey if gladly miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you think he will be hanging 'The Scream' ?

In the ballroom or his own state room ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flamboyant Australian billionaire has ordered a shipyard in China to build him an exact replica of the Titanic.

Then wants to do the exact journey the titanic took, really?

That's one journey if gladly miss. "

with the iceburg as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flamboyant Australian billionaire has ordered a shipyard in China to build him an exact replica of the Titanic.

Then wants to do the exact journey the titanic took, really?

That's one journey if gladly miss.

with the iceburg as well "

Gives a whole new meaning to going down

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Apparently he has also hired Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslett to be passengers on the maiden voyage.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didn't leonardo die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another cheap chinese knock off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't leonardo die? "

yeah think so in the water as he was holding on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't leonardo die? "

Yeah but he got his oats first

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it have MADE IN CHINA stamped on the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it have MADE IN CHINA stamped on the bottom "
Ha Ha Ha ......

* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -l-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises"

Too right! ooh they could have a costume department and stick all the Irish passengers in the gunnels oooh-er

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises

Too right! ooh they could have a costume department and stick all the Irish passengers in the gunnels oooh-er "

you can touch Em's gunnels if you ask nicely.

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By *uvi n Jolly RogCouple
over a year ago

West Somerset... Near Butlins


"actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises"

Theres a market for starving and abused children....hed be regarded more for helping that cause instead of some selfish personal interest...but of course, the interest on his billions alone could cover that....maybe not so satisfying for him huh?

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By *uvi n Jolly RogCouple
over a year ago

West Somerset... Near Butlins


"Will it have MADE IN CHINA stamped on the bottom "

Oh god no....itl be his name of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises

Too right! ooh they could have a costume department and stick all the Irish passengers in the gunnels oooh-er

you can touch Em's gunnels if you ask nicely. "

Google's Gunnels ........

No....not Sally Gunnel.....ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeh thats actually cool as fcuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Google's Gunnels ........

"

ok I got it wrong lol! .... I'm more naughty that nautical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick all the Irish passengers in the gunnels oooh-er

you can touch Em's gunnels if you ask nicely. "

I should've have said 'bowels' ... and I ain't touching them

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I applaud him. It's the econonmy, it's GDP, it's growth. It's all that matters.

Sarcasm flag alert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Theres a market for starving and abused children....hed be regarded more for helping that cause instead of some selfish personal interest... "

Well, how do you know he doesn't? perhaps he does it without advertising it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Didn't leonardo die? "

He dies in every film he acts in dear boy. Bum bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as ho

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

did not fcuk ing beleive it so off to google and

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/titanic-anniversary/9235980/Titanic-replica-to-be-built-in-China.html

who would have thunk it ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did not fcuk ing beleive it so off to google and

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/titanic-anniversary/9235980/Titanic-replica-to-be-built-in-China.html

who would have thunk it ??"

You suggested I may have been a fibber?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"did not fcuk ing beleive it so off to google and

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/titanic-anniversary/9235980/Titanic-replica-to-be-built-in-China.html

who would have thunk it ??

You suggested I may have been a fibber? "

no i just wondered who would be so f ing stupid to waste all that money

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

Its a shame H&W is no longer building ships would of been a nice wee touch for it to be done in belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a shame H&W is no longer building ships would of been a nice wee touch for it to be done in belfast "

Maybe throw in an iceberg on the way too?

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

No need for an iceberg just have the ship built where it was first done would of been a nice touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No need for an iceberg just have the ship built where it was first done would of been a nice touch "

Yes it would really. Still I'd never sail on it

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

Where do you think he will be hanging 'The Scream' ?

In the ballroom or his own state room ?

wow his he gonna hang my first wife !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flamboyant Australian billionaire has ordered a shipyard in China to build him an exact replica of the Titanic.

Then wants to do the exact journey the titanic took, really?

That's one journey if gladly miss. "

av u got his number see if fancies sinking some of his dosh into an idea i got lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a shame H&W is no longer building ships would of been a nice wee touch for it to be done in belfast

Maybe throw in an iceberg on the way too?"

for real authentism maybe scrimp on the lifeboats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al Qaeda are trying to work out how to fly an iceberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mentioned to Siren a few weeks ago when all the 100 year anniv progs of Titanic was on TV that it would be great if someone built a replica, and now this guy is. Brilliant!

Where do I sign up for it's maiden voyage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mentioned to Siren a few weeks ago when all the 100 year anniv progs of Titanic was on TV that it would be great if someone built a replica, and now this guy is. Brilliant!

Where do I sign up for it's maiden voyage? "

Really? That boat is doomed

It's good that he is creating jobs doing this (rather they were in uk tho) but I see a disaster coming. They all go on about the amazing ship that it was. It sank ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it doomed? It's unlucky to be superstitious you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it doomed? It's unlucky to be superstitious you know. "

I know but I am. Probably to do with my ex wife. The fkn witch

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it have MADE IN CHINA stamped on the bottom "
. I was gonna say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it doomed? It's unlucky to be superstitious you know.

I know but I am. Probably to do with my ex wife. The fkn witch "

The original sank mainly because it was travelling too fast through an icefield. Re-enactment in simulators have proven that if she was travelling at 10 knots and not 21 she would have made the turn in plenty of time and missed the berg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

"

Start saving and we'll organise a swinging party on it. what a great shag that would be, muff diving at the prow of the Titanic II

Bet Kate fookin Winslett never got her pussy licked there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

Start saving and we'll organise a swinging party on it. what a great shag that would be, muff diving at the prow of the Titanic II

Bet Kate fookin Winslett never got her pussy licked there. "

Bet she did. The slag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it doomed? It's unlucky to be superstitious you know.

I know but I am. Probably to do with my ex wife. The fkn witch

The original sank mainly because it was travelling too fast through an icefield. Re-enactment in simulators have proven that if she was travelling at 10 knots and not 21 she would have made the turn in plenty of time and missed the berg.

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It's doomed I'm telling thee!

Bet you 50p it sinks

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

Start saving and we'll organise a swinging party on it. what a great shag that would be, muff diving at the prow of the Titanic II

Bet Kate fookin Winslett never got her pussy licked there. "

That is now on my list of fantasy parties that I would love

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

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Thank you, would be great to even work on it in some way if it was to be built here having a few family members that worked on the original one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"actually it could make commercial sense no doubt there is a market for nostalgic cruises"

with No need to pay for a return ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

"

... I get the sentiment, but it was them that used the wrong feck'n rivets first time around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flamboyant Australian billionaire has ordered a shipyard in China to build him an exact replica of the Titanic.

Then wants to do the exact journey the titanic took, really?

That's one journey if gladly miss. "

Typical! We have had one nut from ozz phone hacking now we get one who wants to build a huge Tit.I blame it on the criminal heritage.

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"Im surprised that no-one has done this before now

I would love to see it and even better actually go on it

I agree with couple123 that it would be fantastic if it was built where the original was built

... I get the sentiment, but it was them that used the wrong feck'n rivets first time around "

The rivets was sub-standard iron noway of telling that in them days

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