FabSwingers.com forum: North / south difference

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence! "

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

I laughed more than I should have at that

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everywhere - hi how are you?

London - fuck why is that stranger talking to me

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence! "

Isnt it pronounced 'fook it' and 'goo out'?

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

A tin bath takes too long to get ready

So I don’t bother

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A tin bath takes too long to get ready

So I don’t bother "

I hate it when you rinse off with your flat cap

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"A tin bath takes too long to get ready

So I don’t bother

I hate it when you rinse off with your flat cap "

I don’t

The whippet licks me dry

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

And wash thee face with a lump of coal

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A tin bath takes too long to get ready

So I don’t bother

I hate it when you rinse off with your flat cap

I don’t

The whippet licks me dry "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Of all the places on all the internet she had to say that here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

What the fuck is a bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

Almost chocked on me parmo there Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

The availability of gravy in a Southern chippy.

“Has tha nowt moist....?”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

Almost chocked on me parmo there Granny! "

I just looked up parmo ....... thought it was a sex move..... it's cheesey chickun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stand up in the kitchen sink and use a jug.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"Of all the places on all the internet she had to say that here !"

That’s just your filthy mind

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Whilst standing in the sink, we wash our willies with a course wooley mit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...

Too much Peaky Blinder watching Clunge. In our twice daily baths ( marble , sunken , gold taps ) we talk of southern sardines and their willingness, nay eagerness to part with their hard earned on third rate coffee beans in paper cups.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Of all the places on all the internet she had to say that here !

That’s just your filthy mind "

Sigh ...... yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst standing in the sink, we wash our willies with a course wooley mit

You must have a few bob for a mit. I just use swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...

Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

Also isn't barf just throwing up ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...

Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.

Are some notes as small as 50. Well I never....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.

No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...

Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.

Are some notes as small as 50. Well I never.... "

These aren't some green shield 50p coupons for coal or wood kindling...these are nifty's.. a bullseye... pinkies ... you could buy a house up north with one of these and still have change for a caravan holiday in Prestatyn .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....

I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When you get back from Prestatyn do send the silver back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....

I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med."

Car a van ... northern mansion

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....

I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.

Car a van ... northern mansion"

Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The availability of gravy in a Southern chippy.

“Has tha nowt moist....?”"

Oh this one! Thank you, my fine man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

Mic drop from Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everywhere - hi how are you?

London - fuck why is that stranger talking to me"

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....

I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.

Car a van ... northern mansion

Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke."

But after 6 months of buying you will have made so much money...you can retire to Essex and live out your days .

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Up North, someone falls over in the street, people rush over to help.

London, step over you or look the other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a northerner down south. I’ve brought some love down here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the Middle, we are all lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?

Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?

Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!"

Line would be a bit up from Watford services...

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?

Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!"

Birmingham when the HS train line is built but cancelled further north.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....

I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.

Car a van ... northern mansion

Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke.

But after 6 months of buying you will have made so much money...you can retire to Essex and live out your days . "

Surely no one buys to own in London. We are already retired and rent out to the unfortunates that are still in the race. A 70 hour week to rent a one room flat with three others.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ffs you are ALL southerners

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im splitting it top to bottom and taking everything west of Surrey

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ffs you are ALL southerners

BOOM !

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?

Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!"

Hadrians wall

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?

Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!

Birmingham when the HS train line is built but cancelled further north."

The HS train line should of started being built in the north then head south.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I live in the Middle, we are all lovely!

So do I & yes we are ..

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

It's OK london just waiting for the ice Burges to melt for their bath, group bath haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.

Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”

No offence!

Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Shit shower shave

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Neither. What's wrong with a stand up body wash at the sink?

Bloody fanciful modern inventions.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Tea cake in Lancashire is totally different to south

Same as muffins

And not to mention a West Country specialty

Faggots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like melted Uncle Joe's Mintballs as an all over cleansing body rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im splitting it top to bottom and taking everything west of Surrey"

Ok I'll take a few of the London boroughs, Berkshire, the rest of Surrey and a couple of miles of the jurassic coast..the rest can be used for fracking and prisons.

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