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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told you earlier women CAN'T catch man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"told you earlier women CAN'T catch man flu "

and you know what my reply was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"told you earlier women CAN'T catch man flu

and you know what my reply was... "

Good grief wuman...

Ya'll be parallel parkin next...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"told you earlier women CAN'T catch man flu

and you know what my reply was...

Good grief wuman...

Ya'll be parallel parkin next... "

I wouldn't go there if I were you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ehem i will have ya know my driving skills are amazing i can parallel park in style...pfft u men know nothing about the superior race do ya ....flicks hair rolls eyes and stamps off in 6inch heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a survey of over 1000 men it found that man flu IS actually worse than child birth.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Without doubt you haven't got man flu.... no, no ,no... there are species barriers.. as men and women are different species (please see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself) its not possible, what you would need was a 'go between species.'... most flu viruses start in birds man can't catch Avian viruses but pigs can, man can catch pig viruses. ( were closely related, see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself.) I'm guessing its probably feline that are your go between species since I've heard men talk about ladies haveing a nice pussy.

So my advice is ...stay away from pigs and keep your pussy warm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without doubt you haven't got man flu.... no, no ,no... there are species barriers.. as men and women are different species (please see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself) its not possible, what you would need was a 'go between species.'... most flu viruses start in birds man can't catch Avian viruses but pigs can, man can catch pig viruses. ( were closely related, see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself.) I'm guessing its probably feline that are your go between species since I've heard men talk about ladies haveing a nice pussy.

So my advice is ...stay away from pigs and keep your pussy warm ... "

so what your saying is my pussy gave me flu?????

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Without doubt you haven't got man flu.... no, no ,no... there are species barriers.. as men and women are different species (please see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself) its not possible, what you would need was a 'go between species.'... most flu viruses start in birds man can't catch Avian viruses but pigs can, man can catch pig viruses. ( were closely related, see threads on fab for supporting evidence, some by your goodself.) I'm guessing its probably feline that are your go between species since I've heard men talk about ladies haveing a nice pussy.

So my advice is ...stay away from pigs and keep your pussy warm ...

so what your saying is my pussy gave me flu????? "

Science would indicate that, If it didn't give you it directly it will have had an indirect effect so without examining your pussy (appointments are available , and can be arranged .),, I can't say for certain,

there's a flu jab available its only a little prick but very effective, my advice would be to have multiple insertions for it to be most effective ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will take your advice ,multiple insertions booked in .....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If the jab is inserted professionally, you should feel better very quickly,..

if that doesn't work,... female scientists are advocating a brown solid food stuff...

Errrrm.

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Chocolates ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah man flu........

this is my 2nd week off work wit a viral infection and im not impressed that some twat at work gave it me when he should have been off work!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the jab is inserted professionally, you should feel better very quickly,..

if that doesn't work,... female scientists are advocating a brown solid food stuff...

Errrrm.

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Chocolates .. "

Can i have cheese instead.....n a huge glass of vino...ohh or champagne...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah man flu........

this is my 2nd week off work wit a viral infection and im not impressed that some twat at work gave it me when he should have been off work!!"

Hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey of over 1000 men it found that man flu IS actually worse than child birth. "

how would men know considering they have either the parts or the will power for childbirth but still like interfering with a process they know nothing about x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????"

Just bloody well get on with it woman, have you not heard of lemsip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????

Just bloody well get on with it woman, have you not heard of lemsip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk"

Ir can use my patent make you feel better plan, admit it Caz it works

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????

Just bloody well get on with it woman, have you not heard of lemsip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk

Ir can use my patent make you feel better plan, admit it Caz it works "

That would be Dr Petti's "shag like pornstars" cure-all.....I will vouch for that, beats snake oil any time (although I'm sure we could find a use for that as well)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????

Just bloody well get on with it woman, have you not heard of lemsip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk"

I wanted to moan like the men do....

Lemsip.taken....busy working,perving ,chatting on phone ohh n smashing my pc screen....whose says i canny multitask

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Have contracted this fatal disease......but will battle on regardless....so how do you get over such a serious and apparently fatal(although your all still here)man flu?????

Just bloody well get on with it woman, have you not heard of lemsip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk

Ir can use my patent make you feel better plan, admit it Caz it works

That would be Dr Petti's "shag like pornstars" cure-all.....I will vouch for that, beats snake oil any time (although I'm sure we could find a use for that as well) "

We seem to find a use for most things lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"If the jab is inserted professionally, you should feel better very quickly,..

if that doesn't work,... female scientists are advocating a brown solid food stuff...

Errrrm.

..

..

..

Chocolates ..

Can i have cheese instead.....n a huge glass of vino...ohh or champagne... "

Oh I'm sure the practitioner who's pricking you on multiple occasions will follow Dr Dom perignon s soluble cure all, just make sure its mixed correctly though you don't want him going pop too soon ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the jab is inserted professionally, you should feel better very quickly,..

if that doesn't work,... female scientists are advocating a brown solid food stuff...

Errrrm.

..

..

..

Chocolates ..

Can i have cheese instead.....n a huge glass of vino...ohh or champagne...

Oh I'm sure the practitioner who's pricking you on multiple occasions will follow Dr Dom perignon s soluble cure all, just make sure its mixed correctly though you don't want him going pop too soon .. "

Ohhhh no popping ones cork way too soon is very bad manners and will not do at all

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