FabSwingers.com forum: Was it really puss ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ...being 100% honest...it was actually mayonnaise that had gone a bit crusty and not puss. See i like to be naked whenever I can and on Saturday I fancied a whopper meal for lunch. So rather than get fully dressed, i just put a t-shirt on and went via the drive through. Now I'm sitting in the car park chomping away at my burger and the bloody hot mayonnaise oozes out on to my bellend... well im screaming like a banshee but I can't get out the car because I've got no strides on... anyway it cools down and I forget all about it. Later that night I look down and think fuck I've got another dose... so the next day is Sunday and Sunday night is wank night round my house. My Mrs normally only charges me 20 quid but she looks at my sorry looking dick and says " I'm not touching that " ...anyway we come to the agreement she can wear gloves and I'll bung her an extra tenner. But I can't explain how I found out it was only mayonnaise....my dog would never forgive me.

Have you ever mistaken mayonnaise for puss ?

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No.

And I think you might need some professional help.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

And I think you might need some professional help. "

Yes could do like a game show. Blind folded taste test...is it puss or is it.....?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s put me off my blueberry wheats "

Sorry about that. It's a funny old world though...on a website where people are actively seeking other people to lick their bum holes or pee on each other.