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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That looks into my living room every fucking day, multiple times. I have super low down windows, so my dogs (a pug and three chihuahua x pugs) can see out the window just by standing.

The cat is a wee prick. Walks up to the window, stares in, wanting a reaction from my dogs.

Anyone else got an annoying cat in their street? I’m sure most of you do

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Nope, the local cats here are lovely, but a chihuahua pug cross sounds so monumentally cute I must immediately Google.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, the local cats here are lovely, but a chihuahua pug cross sounds so monumentally cute I must immediately Google."

I’ll send you a pic of mine, mine are mostly chihuahua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could extend the hand of friendship to this cat, put some cat snacks out and maybe give it a stroke.

Then explain that peering through your window for a reaction is causing you stress.

Hopefully the cat realises it’s being a wee prick and changes it’s behaviour and then you can just exchange pleasantries every morning instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps you could extend the hand of friendship to this cat, put some cat snacks out and maybe give it a stroke.

Then explain that peering through your window for a reaction is causing you stress.

Hopefully the cat realises it’s being a wee prick and changes it’s behaviour and then you can just exchange pleasantries every morning instead."

My husband doesn’t let me speak to cats anymore as I’d let them move in with us

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yes I own two.

Total dickheads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I own two.

Total dickheads "

I had cats growing up. I loved them, they were fab. But cats are just dickheads aren’t they

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I live in a quiet no through road backing on to fields and woods so there are loads of cats here, including *mine* (who of course aren't annoying ) and I really like that. Trouble is though, if you have cats, and a cat flap, you also attract chancers looking for a free meal and for some reason unneuterd toms seem especially drawn. I feel sorry for them - and angry at their irresponsible owners - but very peed off (pardon the pun) when they start trying to assert themselves by spraying everywhere which then often prompts mine to do the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in a quiet no through road backing on to fields and woods so there are loads of cats here, including *mine* (who of course aren't annoying ) and I really like that. Trouble is though, if you have cats, and a cat flap, you also attract chancers looking for a free meal and for some reason unneuterd toms seem especially drawn. I feel sorry for them - and angry at their irresponsible owners - but very peed off (pardon the pun) when they start trying to assert themselves by spraying everywhere which then often prompts mine to do the same "

Pee wars

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I live in a quiet no through road backing on to fields and woods so there are loads of cats here, including *mine* (who of course aren't annoying ) and I really like that. Trouble is though, if you have cats, and a cat flap, you also attract chancers looking for a free meal and for some reason unneuterd toms seem especially drawn. I feel sorry for them - and angry at their irresponsible owners - but very peed off (pardon the pun) when they start trying to assert themselves by spraying everywhere which then often prompts mine to do the same

Pee wars "

Yes, it is and it's not funny even when you love cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in a quiet no through road backing on to fields and woods so there are loads of cats here, including *mine* (who of course aren't annoying ) and I really like that. Trouble is though, if you have cats, and a cat flap, you also attract chancers looking for a free meal and for some reason unneuterd toms seem especially drawn. I feel sorry for them - and angry at their irresponsible owners - but very peed off (pardon the pun) when they start trying to assert themselves by spraying everywhere which then often prompts mine to do the same

Pee wars

Yes, it is and it's not funny even when you love cats "

No, I know it’s not. My cat growing up (she’s still with my family) does it because we had other pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two cats as well as a dog, one night i heard a strange noise downstairs, i turned on the light, both cats and the dog were on the bed, i began to worry, i tiptoed onto the landing turned on the light, looked downstairs and there to my horror was some complete random fucking cat eating a squirrel, why the fuck did he choose my house??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have two cats as well as a dog, one night i heard a strange noise downstairs, i turned on the light, both cats and the dog were on the bed, i began to worry, i tiptoed onto the landing turned on the light, looked downstairs and there to my horror was some complete random fucking cat eating a squirrel, why the fuck did he choose my house??"

Hahaha ffs

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yes I own two.

Total dickheads

I had cats growing up. I loved them, they were fab. But cats are just dickheads aren’t they "

My dog is paralysed. The cats piss him off then when he goes to chase them they sit on the 5th step of the stairs and look at him like 'YEAH GO ON MATE... CLIMB THE STAIRS '

Dickheads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I own two.

Total dickheads

I had cats growing up. I loved them, they were fab. But cats are just dickheads aren’t they

My dog is paralysed. The cats piss him off then when he goes to chase them they sit on the 5th step of the stairs and look at him like 'YEAH GO ON MATE... CLIMB THE STAIRS '

Dickheads "

Oh my godddddd

How bloody cruel! (I did snigger. Those smart fuckers)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Yes I own two.

Total dickheads

I had cats growing up. I loved them, they were fab. But cats are just dickheads aren’t they

My dog is paralysed. The cats piss him off then when he goes to chase them they sit on the 5th step of the stairs and look at him like 'YEAH GO ON MATE... CLIMB THE STAIRS '

Dickheads "

Sorry Pmsl

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I know!! Evil little shits!

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

One of the sites i work at has stray cats, so far ive counted five adults and four kittens, we found two dead kittens on track which we buried, ive been feeding them nearly every day since October, sadly i think im thier only food supply, one adult is very friendly, i do feel sorry for them,

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Yes I own two.

Total dickheads

I had cats growing up. I loved them, they were fab. But cats are just dickheads aren’t they "

Wash your mouth out lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cat he's old and sleeps a lot as he is diabetic.

Get 3 foxes in the garden every night, as I feed them. Started with 1 years ago. Not sure if it's the same family.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes. There are two black cats in our street. They have different owners but I don't know where they get their genes from.

They shoot into everyones house as soon as they hear your door open and it's really hard to get them out.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Yes. There are two black cats in our street. They have different owners but I don't know where they get their genes from.

They shoot into everyones house as soon as they hear your door open and it's really hard to get them out.

"

They aren't scared of you granny ?

Brave cats

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yes. There are two black cats in our street. They have different owners but I don't know where they get their genes from.

They shoot into everyones house as soon as they hear your door open and it's really hard to get them out.

They aren't scared of you granny ?

Brave cats "

I don't know anyone who is ! I'm the sweetie of the neighbourhood.

No ..... they just run around the house while I swirl washing around my head. They won't leave.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Cats don’t last very long in my garden. My Lurcher collie cross has the intelligence patience and speed to deal with them.

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