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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pepperoni

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You know exactly what I'd bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cream eclair With a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know exactly what I'd bring

I dont like custard creams!!

Or bourbons!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis

I said snacks, not fun sized!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pepperoni "

Yuk, you can come in but you can keep your snack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cream eclair With a cuppa

A creamy Claire? Ok then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pringles but they coukd make a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

NO! We've been over this! No crumbs in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis

I said snacks, not fun sized!

It's not that small, it's just at a bad angle

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hummus, guacamole, sour cream dips toasted pitta bread, wine and some chocolate buttons

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

How about some oysters

but I'm not hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

NO! We've been over this! No crumbs in bed!"

Something that doesnt produce crumbs then?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Damn and blast.

I better put the snack back. I don't qualify on the second requirement.

Oh well, more chocolate for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

NO! We've been over this! No crumbs in bed!

Something that doesnt produce crumbs then?

Jaffa cakes? I can eat them whole

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

NO! We've been over this! No crumbs in bed!

Something that doesnt produce crumbs then?

Bite sized pieces of fudge cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pepperoni

Yuk, you can come in but you can keep your snack!"

But I don’t want it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

NO! We've been over this! No crumbs in bed!

Something that doesnt produce crumbs then?

Bite sized pieces of fudge cake?"

Phwwooorrr

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

a boiing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about some oysters

but I'm not hot

Eeuww.

Nothing smelling fishy or tasting like snot thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pepperoni

Yuk, you can come in but you can keep your snack!

But I don’t want it

What do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn and blast.

I better put the snack back. I don't qualify on the second requirement.

Oh well, more chocolate for me.

You can be a big spoon- none of that false sympathy from me! Own it and get on in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

a boiing?

Yes, I will have a boiing!! Which reminds me....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Damn and blast.

I better put the snack back. I don't qualify on the second requirement.

Oh well, more chocolate for me.

You can be a big spoon- none of that false sympathy from me! Own it and get on in!!"

Nudge over then. Is it too early for ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cream eclair With a cuppa

A creamy Claire? Ok then!

Its on its way!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Big spoon, bring snacks and a hot bod and you're in!

Who's joining me and what will you bring for me to get my lips round?

You already seen and a fresh chocolate orange cake

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