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Hard no before bed, what to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What to do with a hard on before bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What to do with a hard on before bed."

FFS, what do you need a Haynes manual?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"What to do with a hard on before bed."

Hang your wet towels on it

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Make a den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it do the helicopter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What to do with a hard on before bed."

Sniff it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it do the helicopter"
impossible whilst hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie on your stomach and pretend to be a spin top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it do the helicopterimpossible whilst hard"

Totally possible if you have some heft behind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you grasp it in your hand and give it a vigorous shake some cream will come out. I use this as a night restoration face mask.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"What to do with a hard on before bed."

Breathe, stroke, enjoy. What else?

You could film the boing, photograph, brag ...

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Stick a flag on the end of it and sing God Save the Queen

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Try and do really complex maths till it goes away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke it through your neighbours letterbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it do the helicopterimpossible whilst hard

Totally possible if you have some heft behind it. "
not a chance

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack it 3 times on your bedside table, turn around, touch the ground and shout hooray.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Smack it 3 times on your bedside table, turn around, touch the ground and shout hooray. "

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut it in a door

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Smack it 3 times on your bedside table, turn around, touch the ground and shout hooray.

I concur "

me too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If need telling you might be in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smack it 3 times on your bedside table, turn around, touch the ground and shout hooray. "

Try that, still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell it a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a hotdog bun

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Put it in a hotdog bun"

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Poke it through your neighbours letterbox.

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And just pray they return to sender.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Self suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a problem OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I never reply back to some of the messages I get

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Tap it on the head with a teaspoon.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"What to do with a hard on before bed.

FFS, what do you need a Haynes manual? "

I actually laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I never reply back to some of the messages I get "

Hahaha

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"What to do with a hard on before bed."

Floss?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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