FabSwingers.com forum: Bastarding full fringe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are they so hard to keep straight/even

Ugh

What first world problems ya got?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hair is my first world problem.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hair is my first world problem."

Ugh same

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm never convinced that my eyeliner is just right when I apply it.

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut."

This is the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even

Ugh

What first world problems ya got?"

Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm never convinced that my eyeliner is just right when I apply it. "

Mine never is cause my bastarding eyes are different shapes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even

Ugh

What first world problems ya got?

Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!!"

Oh no!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Snap!! Bugger is only straight 2 days a week. The rest of the week it’s pinned up. Then I’ll moan in summer that humidity makes it curly... I should really grow it out..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's even worse when the hair starts receding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snap!! Bugger is only straight 2 days a week. The rest of the week it’s pinned up. Then I’ll moan in summer that humidity makes it curly... I should really grow it out..

I still have my super short hair so I can’t pin mine back

dunno what my auntie (she’s a hair dresser) does differently when she straightens it for me, I just can’t do it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even

Ugh

What first world problems ya got?

Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!!"

You've got a lovely heavy fringe. Can I ask you where you brush it forward from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's even worse when the hair starts receding

Ah oh no!

To be fair, my hair is falling out in big chunks. The joys of pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

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Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

About 3 and a half weeks after I've had it done it goes curtainy....So annoying

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm never convinced that my eyeliner is just right when I apply it.

Mine never is cause my bastarding eyes are different shapes!!!"

I've given up on eyeliner. No one's looking that closely, wobbly is fine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom "

My grandmother was always buying coats, it was a family home that she was just nipping to Marks for a "nice little coat". It seems that I'm continuing the good work

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A family joke

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m reaching epic stubble status and crossing over into itchy beard territory.

Itchy times.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even

Ugh

What first world problems ya got?"

After having a fair few hair straighteners and curlers miss me, Because there hair wont go the way they want it.

Id take the fringe comment as small talk.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t have a fringe anymore but my hair really does have a mind of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my hair bugs me, it needs cutting yet again as it seems to grow too quickly and I can’t get it to look as good as the hairdresser does. I can’t grow it long as it just goes dead straight and clings to my head. X

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

A fringe, distant memory for me.

“ would love to have one to create issues “.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratchy internal stitches in socks, that need re-adjusting when you're already fully dressed with shoes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to wash my hair tomorrow, that reminds me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are with you all ... this us harrowing reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My thoughts are with you all ... this us harrowing reading"

Means a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Ffs

bet you don’t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off

Do it do it do it!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Are you chewy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Wow ... I have a Chewbacca fetish

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Whenever I straighten my hair and step outside the 'fro starts coming back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My thoughts are with you all ... this us harrowing reading

Means a lot

I am going to start a justgiving page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Are you chewy?"

Bite me and see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Ffs

bet you don’t!"

I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Ffs

bet you don’t!

I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like

You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My thoughts are with you all ... this us harrowing reading

Means a lot

I am going to start a justgiving page"
I

Put me down for coat storage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Wow ... I have a Chewbacca fetish

I just can't grunt as well!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom "

You people! I have two coats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Ffs

bet you don’t!

I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like

You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut

Oh behave! You are gorgeous!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off

Do it do it do it!"

I had a pixie two years ago, what am I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom

You people! I have two coats!"

I have two that I wear

Most of them are Primark coats to be fair.

quantity over quality and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/

I look like a wookie

Ffs

bet you don’t!

I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like

You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut

Oh behave! You are gorgeous!! "

Why thank you

I do suit my bowl cut to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off

Do it do it do it!

I had a pixie two years ago, what am I like

I aaaaaaaalways encourage folk to cut their hair short

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom

You people! I have two coats!"

So do I...in the cars.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom

You people! I have two coats!

So do I...in the cars. "

And one car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off

Do it do it do it!

I had a pixie two years ago, what am I like

I aaaaaaaalways encourage folk to cut their hair short

I look I'm about 14 with short hair.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.

My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car

Omg

My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it

Yep - I actually laughed

But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom

You people! I have two coats!

So do I...in the cars.

And one car

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