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What to say? I don't even know who to believe anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have 3 friends who recently had babies and the last of the 3 posted a picture on Facebook earlier and wrote about her baby being the "cutest in the whole world". The thing is, the week before that the second friend said words to the same effect under a picture she posted of her baby, and the week before that the first friend did the same with a picture of hers.

Now, I've already committed myself with the first friend by saying "awk you're right, he is just the cutest baby in the world ". I managed to scrape by without causing a stir with my comment under the second friends picture, "Awk, so cute! Definitely in the top 2 cutest babies in the world ". I dont think I can keep up this facade with the 3rd friend. I don't want to say "Your baby would make the top 3 cutest in the world", just doesnt sound right. Plus she's feisty, I could smell an argument waiting to happen there and to top it off I dont like to be predictable which is how I feel that comment would look. What I wanna say is "your fooking sprog looks just like the last 5 I've seen this month" but that would invoke defcon 4 never mind an argument!

How do I keep making tailored comments about women who have babies when they all just look like really short old men with great skin anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. Leave out the "in the world" context.

Or just say hope I'm single when shes 18.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy. Leave out the "in the world" context.

Or just say hope I'm single when shes 18. "

Hahaha definitely using that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy. Leave out the "in the world" context.

Or just say hope I'm single when shes 18. "

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By *0cketWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I’m not sure you have to genuinely rank the womb-nuggets of your friends. They can all be equally cute little potatoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come from the "Seen one, seen em all" school of thought re babies, so can honestly agree this one is best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all bullshit considering we all know I have the cutest baby in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room "

Hahaha I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room "

22?! Ouch. I used to run a 9 place baby room, that was enough! But then it was just me and two trainees...

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By *0cketWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room "

22 old man ball bags in a room.... sounds like a night I had in Liverpool once! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s all bullshit considering we all know I have the cutest baby in the world "

As I hit post I remembered you had just popped one out, I'm sure the little monster is too cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s all bullshit considering we all know I have the cutest baby in the world

As I hit post I remembered you had just popped one out, I'm sure the little monster is too cute "

He’s the cutest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaaaaa I’ve got three kids. All three of mine where ‘the cutest baby in the world’ realistically all new borns look the same and anybody who’s gonna get arsey about that shit is a fucking douche With all due respect lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Just use the little pink hearts and no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room

Hahaha I like you "

Thanks! I like you too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"aww, s/he has Mummy's (insert feature) and Daddy's (insert feature)!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room

22?! Ouch. I used to run a 9 place baby room, that was enough! But then it was just me and two trainees..."

I know! 9 is a perfect size for a baby room. 22 is just ridiculous, but then I do work for a Nursery chain, a bit more corporate.

I refuse to have trainees in a ratio and insist my girls are level or above. I'll take level 2 on the condition they undertake level 3. I was also an NVQ assessor so they have no excuse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just say ..... Awwwww she is beautiful. But then she has good looking parents.

Off the hook !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't comment... I can never see it, all babies faces look like old mans ball bags to me (no offence intended)

MissD BA (hons) Childhood Studies.

25 years of childcare experience currently in charge of a 22 place baby room

22?! Ouch. I used to run a 9 place baby room, that was enough! But then it was just me and two trainees...

I know! 9 is a perfect size for a baby room. 22 is just ridiculous, but then I do work for a Nursery chain, a bit more corporate.

I refuse to have trainees in a ratio and insist my girls are level or above. I'll take level 2 on the condition they undertake level 3. I was also an NVQ assessor so they have no excuse "

See, you’re what every senior/manager/supervisor should be. Trainees were ALWAYS counted in ratio, as long as there was one qualified in the room, that was fine apparently

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Easy. Leave out the "in the world" context.

Or just say hope I'm single when shes 18. "

Don't say this...... jesus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great ideas and probably enough to cover me for the next 3 or 4 births

What is with people knocking kids out at the minute anyway? It's like it's going out of fashion, every fucker I know is knocked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say something about saying something lovely but vague then thought Of where I am right now.

....freezing my nuts off waiting for my teenage sons' 5 a side game to start soon. He was once the cutest baby and look where getting my nuts off 17 years ago has got me now!

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By *0cketWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Some great ideas and probably enough to cover me for the next 3 or 4 births

What is with people knocking kids out at the minute anyway? It's like it's going out of fashion, every fucker I know is knocked up "

Nothing on tv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy. Leave out the "in the world" context.

Or just say hope I'm single when shes 18. "
lol that'll go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum had a wise saying "there is only one cuteist baby in the world, and every mother has it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say something about saying something lovely but vague then thought Of where I am right now.

....freezing my nuts off waiting for my teenage sons' 5 a side game to start soon. He was once the cutest baby and look where getting my nuts off 17 years ago has got me now!

"

Cheering on your son and his wee team, that's a class place to be

I hope his team wins and he puts a couple in the back of the next, hell be chuffed as will you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some great ideas and probably enough to cover me for the next 3 or 4 births

What is with people knocking kids out at the minute anyway? It's like it's going out of fashion, every fucker I know is knocked up

Nothing on tv?"

Love island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum had a wise saying "there is only one cuteist baby in the world, and every mother has it"

"

Your mum was as wise as her words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 3 friends who recently had babies and the last of the 3 posted a picture on Facebook earlier and wrote about her baby being the "cutest in the whole world". The thing is, the week before that the second friend said words to the same effect under a picture she posted of her baby, and the week before that the first friend did the same with a picture of hers.

Now, I've already committed myself with the first friend by saying "awk you're right, he is just the cutest baby in the world ". I managed to scrape by without causing a stir with my comment under the second friends picture, "Awk, so cute! Definitely in the top 2 cutest babies in the world ". I dont think I can keep up this facade with the 3rd friend. I don't want to say "Your baby would make the top 3 cutest in the world", just doesnt sound right. Plus she's feisty, I could smell an argument waiting to happen there and to top it off I dont like to be predictable which is how I feel that comment would look. What I wanna say is "your fooking sprog looks just like the last 5 I've seen this month" but that would invoke defcon 4 never mind an argument!

How do I keep making tailored comments about women who have babies when they all just look like really short old men with great skin anyway? "

Just stop commenting on baby pictures simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 3 friends who recently had babies and the last of the 3 posted a picture on Facebook earlier and wrote about her baby being the "cutest in the whole world". The thing is, the week before that the second friend said words to the same effect under a picture she posted of her baby, and the week before that the first friend did the same with a picture of hers.

Now, I've already committed myself with the first friend by saying "awk you're right, he is just the cutest baby in the world ". I managed to scrape by without causing a stir with my comment under the second friends picture, "Awk, so cute! Definitely in the top 2 cutest babies in the world ". I dont think I can keep up this facade with the 3rd friend. I don't want to say "Your baby would make the top 3 cutest in the world", just doesnt sound right. Plus she's feisty, I could smell an argument waiting to happen there and to top it off I dont like to be predictable which is how I feel that comment would look. What I wanna say is "your fooking sprog looks just like the last 5 I've seen this month" but that would invoke defcon 4 never mind an argument!

How do I keep making tailored comments about women who have babies when they all just look like really short old men with great skin anyway?

Just stop commenting on baby pictures simple "

That's an argument waiting to happen in itself lol maybe I should just delete FB

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