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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has anyone ever had a wacky job?

It doesn't have to well paid, just wacky.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Painting the H on helipads

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Making latex clothing

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Love it..

I met a guy once who checked that basketball hoops were safe..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Making latex clothing "

Love that smell...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I worked in a printing factory in Australia printing porn

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Refueling small planes and helicopters, Was unpaid/trial, Got to drive a Landrover fire engine with six wheels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in a m&m factory.

Managed 2 days....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I remember those fire engines in the RAF

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By *ystic DWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Stuffing knickers into a tin !

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Stuffing knickers into a tin !"

I remember tinned knickers years ago.. never bought them tho

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I worked in a factory that makes currency for most countries. We used to sit on huge rolls of bank notes worth millions, drinking coffee. I met the president of Kazakhstan there. Sadly it’s not Borat.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Painting Curbs and putting flags on Lamposts

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Flags on lamposts? Don't you mean flagpoles ?

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Teaching vips to ski.......would have done for free.....

Alas wanted to pay me so who was i to argue.....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Teaching vips to ski.......would have done for free.....

Alas wanted to pay me so who was i to argue....."

Are you allowed to say who..?

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

"Teaching vips to ski.......would have done for free.....

Alas wanted to pay me so who was i to argue.....

Are you allowed to say who..?"

I am but never would.......i can say came from singing, film and the odd blue blood...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I knew a lady who taught some Hollywood film stars to tide those Spanish white horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to collect full trailer loads of porn mags from WH Smith warehouses to go for recycling. Not particularly exciting, but it amused me.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Once worked as Manager for the Guinness Book of Records at their Exhibition at the Trocadero centre in Piccadilly Circus, London in the early 80's. Superb job for a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it

(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got paid to fix the fences at a show jumping event.3 years in a row when in the army cadets.

And to start BMX bike racing. I had to pull a string to unblock the riders at the start.And shout bikes ready riders ready GO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flags on lamposts? Don't you mean flagpoles ?"

No on lampposts

it's a very big thing in Northern Ireland aswell. Mark's out Protestant Catholic neighborhoods.

Every where you go you see flags

And I have seen it in Glasgow aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painting Curbs and putting flags on Lamposts

Am not even going to ask the colours.

We could end up going of each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that wacky but I loved it. In my younger years I spent my days potting up sage and basil on a herb farm.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it

(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)

A clue please please please

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By *eonnieCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Tarot reader for a phoneline, seemed like a good idea in theory but it just wasn't for me.

When I was younger I did Greek folkore dancing professionally, that was a lot of fun. Danced at hotels, got paid for it and socialised. Like paid nights out basically

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I had a summer job working in someone’s private animal collection. Basically this guy my Father knew had his own Zoo which was mostly bird oriented but had wallabies buffalo and bison and a few others.

I would spend hours chopping up fruit and fish for very little pay but loved the feeding them part. An Eagle owl used to go out of its way to terrify me. It used to seemingly stand at eye level with me and basically fuck with me for a laugh while clacking it’s beak at me which sounded like a mad cackle.

Good time.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it

(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)

Stage conjurer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painting the H on helipads

Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Painting the H on helipads

Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!

I like the cool job where you sit in the helicopter gun bay with the doors open.. the journey but not the shooting of people I hasten to add

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I did have a friend who was an air sea rescue helicopter winchman.. cool job

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Used to make shoes for Clowns. Which is no small feat I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a job as such as only paid travel, hotel expenses plus $400 per event.

1999-2010 was fortunate to be a IFBB carded judge.

Loved it but the politics was getting to much.

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By *ink flamingoWoman
over a year ago

essex

Managing a swingers club...didn’t see that one coming but I love it

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I used to ring out the leather for a one armed window cleaner.

Later, I was a rear gunner on a Coca Cola truck, in Moss Side, Manchester.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Sniffing acid. Wasn't the whole job admittedly but that was involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a job as such, because it was voluntary work - I once installed biometric chips into Galapogos tortoises' shells.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Used to make shoes for Clowns. Which is no small feat I can tell you.

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local council paid a guy £1,000 a day to go around looking at potholes and advising the council on reparation.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Painting the H on helipads

Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!

You kept me in a job

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"My local council paid a guy £1,000 a day to go around looking at potholes and advising the council on reparation.

Better off paying him a grand a day to fix them.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Flags on lamposts? Don't you mean flagpoles ?"

Nope, I’m Northern Ireland we have lamposts

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Painting Curbs and putting flags on Lamposts

Am not even going to ask the colours.

We could end up going of each other

Naw, I think you’d approve.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I use to work for warburtons punching the holes in crumpets

It was part of my anger management course

Ray

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I used to cut the cloth for making half-size snooker tables.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I use to work for warburtons punching the holes in crumpets

It was part of my anger management course

Ray"

There are only tiny holes in crumpets.. how big are your hands ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a job but a part time thing. I used to advertise premium rate sex line numbers and I had the backdoor numbers so I could call them for free

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Used to make and repair the fibreglass coffins they use to collect the deceased from their homes, hospitals etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a interesting job I collect money from people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to ride a fold up motorbike, put it in the back of people's cars and drive then home after they'd been drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a temp job just after leaving school working in a factory putting all the different sections in filofaxes by hand

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Read my profile

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Adult toy sales man.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've had a few.

Some deigns that have made it to market.

That puts a smile on my face when I sse people use them.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I spent the summer in a chocolate factory. Couldn't find Willy Wonka or any oompa loompas

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I painted on the pink grains in pilau rice. By hand.

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By *aws16Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I spent a few days last year squeezing excess water out of fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to work for warburtons punching the holes in crumpets

It was part of my anger management course

Ray"

Ray, this killed me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Worked in a brewery (2 actually)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in the Volvo factory in Sweden for a year. Spent half my days watching them crash test the cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you... I’d have to kill you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If I told you... I’d have to kill you

OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Worked in a brewery (2 actually) "

Snap! Only one though. I miss the allowance we had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you... I’d have to kill you

OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.

You can do that ASS I kill you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If I told you... I’d have to kill you

OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.

You can do that ASS I kill you

So you'll kill me with terrible jokes then?

FYI - that's my job.

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Taxi driver for 9 years. Absolutely bonkers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Worked in a brewery (2 actually)

Snap! Only one though. I miss the allowance we had.

Yup, good beer allowance out of it. And I miss the triangle taste testing on a Wednesday morning

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I eat the centre of doughnuts before the go on sale

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I eat the centre of doughnuts before the go on sale

And I remember being your supervisor.

Until I got sacked for putting too much cream in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you... I’d have to kill you

OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.

You can do that ASS I kill you

So you'll kill me with terrible jokes then?

FYI - that's my job.

Puns at fifty paces ... we're both doomed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If I told you... I’d have to kill you

OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.

You can do that ASS I kill you

So you'll kill me with terrible jokes then?

FYI - that's my job.

Puns at fifty paces ... we're both doomed

Filth. Now ya talking. Maybe we was made for each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painting the H on helipads

Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!

I like the cool job where you sit in the helicopter gun bay with the doors open.. the journey but not the shooting of people I hasten to add "

Hell, we used to sit on our flak jackets in 'nam

Chelt'nam..

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Van driver on kids' adventure holiday camps in the South of France.

Teaching Refugees English.

Ice Cream Man. (yes, a Mr Whippy)

Contracting in chocolate and biscuit factories and breweries too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who checks sex toys work don't know if she enjoys it as she as no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager I put the annoying leaflets into magazines.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I use to put the air in party balloons.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

I used to be on an odour panel from time to time.

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

I've been a Text Sex operator. I got 9p per text. Most I made in one week was £50. It got really boring after a couple of months.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I've been a Text Sex operator. I got 9p per text. Most I made in one week was £50. It got really boring after a couple of months. "

Wait... I can get paid to do that?

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

"I've been a Text Sex operator. I got 9p per text. Most I made in one week was £50. It got really boring after a couple of months.

Wait... I can get paid to do that?

You sure can.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Guinness book of records verifier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be part of a theatre group that would go round schools doing performances on the environment. Acting as Robin hood a lot of the time. Was fun.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Personal server to the king of abu dabu at ringo star's old home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the motorways

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Guinness book of records verifier

Really? Loads of fun. We were going to enter one, it was for so many naked people running in the sea at the same time but we were flying back home on the day, we were all gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal server to the king of abu dabu at ringo star's old home "

I used to wipe his bum. I dont remember you...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Escorted a massive poo truck through a festival once

Yes i had really weird jobs. Some really rewarding ones too... But i do get asked by men on fab if they paid, could they do xyz i.e really weird things

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Personal server to the king of abu dabu at ringo star's old home

I used to wipe his bum. I dont remember you...

Your face was always covered in crap to notice anyone elsen

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Guinness book of records verifier

Really? Loads of fun. We were going to enter one, it was for so many naked people running in the sea at the same time but we were flying back home on the day, we were all gutted

Didn't get paid loads for it but nice to be part of something like that

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By *errible_TwoCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I use to be a stilt walker and fire eater (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal server to the king of abu dabu at ringo star's old home

I used to wipe his bum. I dont remember you...

Your face was always covered in crap to notice anyone elsen

That is true, but I'm certain I would of seen you around the place, maybe in his excellence study, lazerquest zone or sex dungeon?

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once part of an organisation that was paid to train rebel soldiers to overthrow a government.. True story.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I've worked in the justice system for the last 10 years. I've always said if I wrote a book about my experiences, they'd put it on the fiction shelves, because no one believes the stuff insee and hear on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've worked in the justice system for the last 10 years. I've always said if I wrote a book about my experiences, they'd put it on the fiction shelves, because no one believes the stuff insee and hear on a daily basis."

I would absolutely LOVE to sit down and listen to what you have to say! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you mean...I'm writing mine now and I would find much of it hard to believe..

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I occasionally have to change light bulbs at the top of very tall structures..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my first job at the tender age of 16 I once had an a very old lady tell me to 'run harder dear, rub harder...'

Thats one thing I won't ever forget...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.

Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across?

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across? "

It would be the 2 skeletons above - one a juvenile and the other an adult. Being nearly 700 years old, their bones were very fragile and careful excavating was needed. Otherwise, their bones would shattered. It was very time consuming with small brushes, etc. but didn’t notice the time going by. I did get sunburnt on my lower back, which it is the infamous ‘smiley’. The site reminded me of the scene from the original Poltergeist movie, when that girl falls into the half finished swimming pool in the rain and all the skeletons emerge.

I’ve been on many other sites, such as Iron Age hillforts and settlements, the garden at Shakespeare’s house in Stratford upon Avon (was featured on Time Team about 10 years ago) and a Bronze Age bog at Lindow Moss, taking coring samples as deep as 7 metres into the Ice Age level,

Us archaeologists much prefer to excavate rubbish and poo, rather than treasure.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

- morticians assistant

- fluffer at gay gangbang parties

- pussy stroker (RSPCA) - hence mrs slowcum

- life model

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across?

Us archaeologists much prefer to excavate rubbish and poo, rather than treasure.

Archaeology has always fascinated me. I miss Time Team

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"I've been a Text Sex operator. I got 9p per text. Most I made in one week was £50. It got really boring after a couple of months. "

I used to do that too. Was ok when it was paid by the hour but got really boring after a few years when they made it per text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread...you interesting fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stage management for burlesque/tattoo events- being asked to check that knickers and c-strings cover everything became a common occurrence.

I ended my nursing career as a sexual health nurse- definitely an eye opener! (Sadly not the gentleman’s eye as that’s not done anymore- spoil sports!)

Viv x

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Used to make and repair the fibreglass coffins they use to collect the deceased from their homes, hospitals etc."

I thought they would be single use.. obviously not

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Taxi driver for 9 years. Absolutely bonkers "

Anyone famous in your cab ?

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