FabSwingers.com forum: Put downs.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go back to sleep you look better like that"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a face for radio

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Stay out of it, shit tits!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

He has teeth like piano keys

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

""Go back to sleep you look better like that"!

Lmao!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Have you got a pen ???

Well go back to it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't sit there I'm trying to keep that space clean"...to a person with no food in their hands

or other debris making stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get caught staring at someone and they ask what you're looking at...

"I dont know but its fucking ugly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to open tour mouth and remove all doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

140 million sperm and you was the fastest

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've heard your really gorgeous, my, how people do talk"

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

“If Brains were Dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow yer load”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice arse...shame it's on your shoulders.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Believes their own hype

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please please don't appear in the newspapers, the print would be too small!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You do block an awful lot of light.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I can feel my brain cells dying every time you talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a head like a Witchdoctors rattle.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

If all the village idiots left their village to make a new village, youd still be the village idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a melted welly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice arse...shame it's on your shoulders."

I so want to use this one.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Beauty fades dumb is forever

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

After previously being invited (via Fab messages) to visit a man in his home & sodomise him aggressively.

My reply simply directed him to go & listen to the very first line of 'NICE' by The Carters on Spotify.

Effort involved I know but for whatever reason I was growing weary of telling people politely no thank you.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Heres 20p, call someone that cares.....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were a superhero all hope would be lost".

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Looks like they were dragged backwards through a car wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve bought 2 bags in case yours breaks

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I wouldn't put my mouth near that if it was made of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your being here means that a village somewhere has been deprived of their idiot."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have the rest of your life to be a ass, why dont you take today off

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They named a town after you. Leatherhead.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

To someone who cant do right for wrong...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What's your favourite machine at the gym, the vending machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put 50p in the dickhead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you prefer to be called fat or well rounded"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've seen more meat on meat".

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Or as Billy Connolly once said to a heckler:

"Shut up, don't tell me how to do my job. Would you like it if I came to your work and told you how to sweep up???"

Priceless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asked by a friend what I though of his new girlfriend the reply "I've seen better,been with worse" didn't go down too well

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"To someone who cant do right for wrong...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!"

An alternative version I heard is "The sun shines on a dog's arse at least twice a day".

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A boss of mine once said to a complaining customer, "your lack of attractiveness equates to your questioning my lack of intelligence; at least I can improve my intelligence!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pissed

And your ugly but in the morning I’ll be sober

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Who spat in your test tube, or your mother should have swallowed

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