FabSwingers.com forum: Useless animals

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So,this afternoon there was a wasp in the window creating a nuisance of itself, so I was about to introduce it to a rolled up newspaper when it struck me to be Christian on the Sabbath so I opened the windows and away it went.

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fleas and ticks. Horrible little parasites, the latter which also spreads Lyme disease.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A wasp?. In this weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Men"

Men help make babies so much appreciated.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Men"

And parasites, mmm maybe the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off.

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By *riple SCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ...."

Would Jeremy Kyle count?

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"A wasp?. In this weather?"

We had 2 huge (and I mean HUGE) blue bottles and a crane fly buzzing around the office last night, very odd for this time of year I thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Wiki: Believe it or not, wasps do more good than harm. They play a vital role in protecting gardens and farm crops by controlling pest populations. They capture and consume insects such as flies, caterpillars and beetle larvae.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

"Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off."

That's why it bugs me when natural selection fails. Those walkers up ben nevis in the snow wearing trainers and no wet weather gear having to be rescued. No leave them to their fate I reckon. Those that went out to sea in the storm having to be rescued by the lifeboat in that weather. Again leave them to it if they're stupid enough to venture out.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Flamingos. Wrong shade of pink to match my curtains and having their head upside down all day causes unhappiness in the weak minded.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Interestingly, wasps play quite an important part in general crop pollination.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A wasp?. In this weather?

We had 2 huge (and I mean HUGE) blue bottles and a crane fly buzzing around the office last night, very odd for this time of year I thought!"

Maybe dead bodies under the floorboards

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"Men"

Yes men with small cocks

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Men"

Oi!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"A wasp?. In this weather?

We had 2 huge (and I mean HUGE) blue bottles and a crane fly buzzing around the office last night, very odd for this time of year I thought!

Maybe dead bodies under the floorboards"

Ha ha, was just thinking the same, you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come along now, play nice!!

Yes,wasps become active from now on ,I believe their internal clocks tells them spring is imminent due to the lengthening days.

Yellow card for suggesting men!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"A wasp?. In this weather?

We had 2 huge (and I mean HUGE) blue bottles and a crane fly buzzing around the office last night, very odd for this time of year I thought!

Maybe dead bodies under the floorboards"

Nothing would surprise me

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

All creatures are here for a reason, some have a big part to play, some a small part to play, but all significant in their own way. Even if it’s just to provide a food source for another creature who in turn does the same for another.

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By *hugwelMan
over a year ago

Jersey

Rats and mice awful things

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"So,this afternoon there was a wasp in the window creating a nuisance of itself, so I was about to introduce it to a rolled up newspaper when it struck me to be Christian on the Sabbath so I opened the windows and away it went.

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ...."

The ex wife !!!! Enough said !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet. "

Pandas do have a use though, to be copied as soft toys for children and for families at the wildlife park to go awwwww!at!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet. "

To be fair, their poor reproduction is not the fault of humans.

Pandas like to hedge their bets and give birth to twins. In the wild, the second twin literally is a “spare”, as females only have the energy to raise the stronger of the two.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Every creature has a use in the food chain/ecosystem. You upset the balance and things often go to shit.

Prime example and an interesting viewing is the reintroduction to wolves in to yellowstone.

Just by adding these predators back in to the ecosystem of yellowstone, the landscape physically and visibly changed.

Even parasites play their part in some form.

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

According to Gibbon, that honour goes to the giraffe, "the tallest, the most gentle, and the most useless of the large quadrupeds"

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet.

To be fair, their poor reproduction is not the fault of humans.

Pandas like to hedge their bets and give birth to twins. In the wild, the second twin literally is a “spare”, as females only have the energy to raise the stronger of the two."

I know, I wasn't saying it was the fault of humans, more that if humans didn't exist then it wouldn't matter that pandas don't raise many young. They survived perfectly fine before we started destroying their habitat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lim rizlaMan
over a year ago

I might get shot down for this but my useless animal are cats. All they do is eat, shit and sleep. They can't even catch rats these days because the fuckers are too big for them. So yeah, let's have a mass cull of pussy.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Fruit flies and teenagers."

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ...."

Humans are technically a parasite x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

Humans are technically a parasite x"

Think you will probably have to run that one past the rest of us humans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men

Oi! "

Hey sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might get shot down for this but my useless animal are cats. All they do is eat, shit and sleep. They can't even catch rats these days because the fuckers are too big for them. So yeah, let's have a mass cull of pussy."

Make good dog food tho

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet.

To be fair, their poor reproduction is not the fault of humans.

Pandas like to hedge their bets and give birth to twins. In the wild, the second twin literally is a “spare”, as females only have the energy to raise the stronger of the two.

Nah, I'm not convinced by that. The useless buggers have evolved themselves into a cul-de-sac.

Even without us, it would have not taken much to wipe them out...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

Humans are technically a parasite x

Think you will probably have to run that one past the rest of us humans!

No I dont

Parasite definition

organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense.

Humans are not symbiotic we take from our host and give nothing in return

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

Humans are technically a parasite x

Think you will probably have to run that one past the rest of us humans!

No I dont

Parasite definition

organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense.

Humans are not symbiotic we take from our host and give nothing in return

Xxx"

I get the quotation but still not sure which host you refer to that humans live in or on?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Make good dog food tho

You race greyhounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ate great pest control for the garden, they are pollinators. They are scavengers that eat up wasted fooe and carrion. They definitely serve their purpose in the food chsin. Thankyou OP for not killing it xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A mongoose what do they actually do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mongoose what do they actually do?"

I believe they kill snakes

Now meerkats,they just piss about comparing things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They ate great pest control for the garden, they are pollinators. They are scavengers that eat up wasted fooe and carrion. They definitely serve their purpose in the food chsin. Thankyou OP for not killing it xx"

Your very welcome fiesty fox

And on a personal note,can't pm this because of filters, like your profile and wonderful gallery!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

Humans are technically a parasite x

Think you will probably have to run that one past the rest of us humans!

No I dont

Parasite definition

organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense.

Humans are not symbiotic we take from our host and give nothing in return

Xxx

I get the quotation but still not sure which host you refer to that humans live in or on?"

Earth is the host

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Management. Useless animals

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Without fig wasps we wouldn't have figs.

Everything serves a purpose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ....

Humans are technically a parasite x

Think you will probably have to run that one past the rest of us humans!

No I dont

Parasite definition

organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense.

Humans are not symbiotic we take from our host and give nothing in return

Xxx

I get the quotation but still not sure which host you refer to that humans live in or on?

Earth is the host "

Not exactly sure I agree with that,but let's say we both have our opinion and not clog any more of the thread up

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Slugs

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Slugs

They need to be there, so I can accidentally stand on them in bare feet and feel revolted.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mosquitoes. Bitey little bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquitoes. Bitey little bastards. "

They are indeed!

I think their purpose in life is to fly round a dark bedroom buzzing every so often and become invisible and silent when put the light on to swat them!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Do seagulls do much except steal chips and shit on your windscreen ..

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet. "

Even a panda won't fuck a panda that's why there's no fuckin pandas

Bernard Manning

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Pandas are what I imagine a d*unk toddler would be like.

Daddy long legs are pointless, useless, gross and a menace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Koala bear.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Wing mirror spiders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandas. They are so utterly useless in so many ways. Although, if humans weren't around, their poor reproductive rates and single source of food wouldn't be an issue.

So, humans. Useless on the whole at living in balance with the rest of the planet. "

They keep Edinburgh zoo in business

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yappy spoilt dogs and humans.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Wasps. What do they really contribute?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Koala bear."

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Yappy spoilt dogs and humans.

This. Although the occasional human is okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Koala bear."

Also designed by the Almighty to pacify toddlers into sleepy Bo's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers.."

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Koala bear.

Also designed by the Almighty to pacify toddlers into sleepy Bo's!

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Nice one, they are as cute as anything under this sun.I was on a wind up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers.."

I'll see your shark..,and raise you the jellyfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

I'll see your shark..,and raise you the jellyfish

And so are jelly fishes. Marine biologists would be raising you a sea horse right now !

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system "

True. They keep the human population down..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

I'll see your shark..,and raise you the jellyfish

Fair play.. what the heck do jellyfish do. ? They are like plastic waste floating about and stinging people for no good reason..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system

True. They keep the human population down.."

Actually false. More road deaths than shark.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Wasps. What do they really contribute? "

They're pollinators .. and pest control. They target pests that eat crops.

They also help to release pent up anger and fear in humans

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

I'll see your shark..,and raise you the jellyfish

Fair play.. what the heck do jellyfish do. ? They are like plastic waste floating about and stinging people for no good reason.."

Food for sea turtles and other marine animals. All part of a healthy ecosystem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voles mice and rats

Midges mosi..

The ex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

I'll see your shark..,and raise you the jellyfish

Fair play.. what the heck do jellyfish do. ? They are like plastic waste floating about and stinging people for no good reason.."

They eat plactum and other small minute species which are needed for our eco system. Otherwise our oceans wouldn’t be able to be as they are

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off.

Or the story going round on Social Media today about the person on a Mobility Scooter who had to be rescued after driving themselves into 1ft+ floodwater!

Eejits like them should be served with the bill for all Emergency Services deployed to rescue them. Maybe, then they'd grow a pair and develop commonsense.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sharks are good for one thing.. Fin soup.

I detest those buggers. They have the perfect teeth system. Why humans only have a couple of sets is a design fault..

Harpoon the buggers..

A bounty on every one of those evil buggers

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off.

Or the story going round on Social Media today about the person on a Mobility Scooter who had to be rescued after driving themselves into 1ft+ floodwater!

Eejits like them should be served with the bill for all Emergency Services deployed to rescue them. Maybe, then they'd grow a pair and develop commonsense."

To be fair that person was probably elderly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK...I withdraw the jellyfish card,and play....the barnacle!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"OK...I withdraw the jellyfish card,and play....the barnacle!

What the hell do they do except slow down boats

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Gibraltar Baboons..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cue the marine experts!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off.

Or the story going round on Social Media today about the person on a Mobility Scooter who had to be rescued after driving themselves into 1ft+ floodwater!

Eejits like them should be served with the bill for all Emergency Services deployed to rescue them. Maybe, then they'd grow a pair and develop commonsense.

To be fair that person was probably elderly "

Just makes you wonder, elderly or not, whether they should be having a scooter in the first place? Most mobility scooters are supplied with instructions NOT TO drive into deep water; puddles - Yes, floods - No!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Humans, we're destroying the planet. Hopefully the next mass extinction will kill us off.

Or the story going round on Social Media today about the person on a Mobility Scooter who had to be rescued after driving themselves into 1ft+ floodwater!

Eejits like them should be served with the bill for all Emergency Services deployed to rescue them. Maybe, then they'd grow a pair and develop commonsense.

To be fair that person was probably elderly

Well people do it in cars all the time

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system

True. They keep the human population down..

Actually false. More road deaths than shark.

More people are killed by farm animals each year than by sharks, by quite a margin.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system

True. They keep the human population down..

Actually false. More road deaths than shark.

More people are killed by farm animals each year than by sharks, by quite a margin. "

Hunt them to extinction and there will be no attacks by those evil buggers..

There she blows captain..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm surprised this hasnt been posted but,

Useless animals that serve no useful purpose....

reality TV contestants

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Not keen on sharks.. all they seem to do is eat surfers..

Sharks are a huge part of our eco system

True. They keep the human population down..

Actually false. More road deaths than shark.

More people are killed by farm animals each year than by sharks, by quite a margin. "

And if we farmed sharks there would be many more fatalities

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Crocodiles...

Get rid of those buggers too..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wasps are fantastic, helping us to produce the food that we need. As mant types of bees are under threat, we need wasps more than ever. Other wasp types help to control and reduce populations of damaging pests too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bearded dragon, now I love the little guy to bits but he is abit useless. The donut will run into walls, or sometimes even stares at them up close. I dont know if he has a fascination with walls, but hes definitely a little wally

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Owls. OK they look cute and can spin their heads right round but what good do they actually serve.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala."

Stop shagging them then!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

Stop shagging them then! "

I didn't, I was just walking around Australia naked and I fell over just as a koala jumped out of a tree

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

Stop shagging them then! "

Can't beat bareback with a koala though

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over a year ago

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

Stop shagging them then!

Can't beat bareback with a koala though

How much pre-meet shaving would a koala need to do though?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

Stop shagging them then!

Can't beat bareback with a koala though

How much pre-meet shaving would a koala need to do though?

Just it's pubes and bum will do, neatly trimmed would be fine, no one wants a hairy koala!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsetse fly, they can transmit diseases. one is a parasite that causes Sleeping Sickness (google it) just be careful if you visit tropical Africa.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The Koala bear.

True story: you can catch chlamydia from a koala.

Stop shagging them then!

I didn't, I was just walking around Australia naked and I fell over just as a koala jumped out of a tree

A likely story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mongoose what do they actually do?"

Control the snake population

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No animal is useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody defending the barnacle then!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Nobody defending the barnacle then!

I've spent too much time on the beach to defend those scratchy bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All creatures have a place in the world, it’s just we don’t see it sometimes.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Mosquitos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pidgeons

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"All creatures are here for a reason, some have a big part to play, some a small part to play, but all significant in their own way. Even if it’s just to provide a food source for another creature who in turn does the same for another. "

I’d disagree. There are parasites who literally burrow into hosts bodies and grow/eat the host from the inside!

Little evidence of the ‘wonder’ of nature there! I think parasites are the principal argument against ‘god’s wonderful world’ really!

Parasites aside (and arguably humans are the primary parasite) then yes - every plant and animal has a purpose!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’ll ask locusts to the list.

Causing massive problems in Africa right now - dessimating crops etc! X

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ll ask locusts to the list.

Causing massive problems in Africa right now - dessimating crops etc! X"

That does not make them useless though. Locusts themselves are food for other animals, their natural niche is to control plant life. It just so happens they don't differentiate what we make use of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden Marmosets. Annoying little Trump-lookalikeys. They don't do nuthin' for no-one.

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Flys and Mosquitoes....

Bet your ass in the day time when I'm on a nice hot holiday drinking my pina colada, shit bag flys.. come night time when im drinking my sex on the beach, fucking Mosquitoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time to stir the pot I think!!!

Even more pointless,useless and parasitical than the poor barnacle,ladies and gentlemen, I suggest to you....

Any and all of the Kardashian creatures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of one person on here that's a complete useless animal.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I can think of one person on here that's a complete useless animal."

Of all the animals mentioned its humans that have harmed me and my environment more and they apparently have self awareness thus know their actions. vastly more spiteful than any wasp or shark

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I can think of one person on here that's a complete useless animal.

Of all the animals mentioned its humans that have harmed me and my environment more and they apparently have self awareness thus know their actions. vastly more spiteful than any wasp or shark

Sharks are the scourge of the seas.. everyone safer if those buggers gone..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Any one who harbours a shark (and that may be were the term harbour shark came from ) should be fined..

A boat sank in world war 2 and the sailors clung to driftwood.. those buggers took no prisoners and ate the sailors.. horrible beasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sloths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flys

Do you mean flies?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Any one who harbours a shark (and that may be were the term harbour shark came from ) should be fined..

A boat sank in world war 2 and the sailors clung to driftwood.. those buggers took no prisoners and ate the sailors.. horrible beasts "

Yes and what fucking sentient being invented a fucking torpedo and sank the ship in the first place

The shark made no choice the humans did

Shark bad humans worse

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Any one who harbours a shark (and that may be were the term harbour shark came from ) should be fined..

A boat sank in world war 2 and the sailors clung to driftwood.. those buggers took no prisoners and ate the sailors.. horrible beasts

Yes and what fucking sentient being invented a fucking torpedo and sank the ship in the first place

The shark made no choice the humans did

Shark bad humans worse"

No sharks and then no dead humans.. laser the buggers

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Moths.. what do they do except eat your clothes

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Beetles...what the fuck do they do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunting earwigs. Pretty sure they were only put here to harass and wind me up, getting all in my bathroom and clean washing when it's blowing on the line. Pricks.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And ants in the house

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Moths.. what do they do except eat your clothes "

Pollination, including being a fallback for bees. Some plants are exclusively pollinated by moths and so could become extinct. Moths also feature in the food chain, supporting birds, bats etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flys

Do you mean flies?

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them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pigeons and seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it will probably return in six months and sting me when I'm not watching, but que Sera Sera.

It made me think tho,what purpose do wasps have,apart from buzzing in bathroom windows and drowning themselves in summer fruit drinks?

So,name your own useless animals and give the reasons why ...."

Wasps actually perform a vital function each day. They actually kill & eat various small bugs such as aphids that if left alone will multiply rapidly & take over gardens & be a nuisance themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slugs

They need to be there, so I can accidentally stand on them in bare feet and feel revolted. "

Eww felt that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slugs

They need to be there, so I can accidentally stand on them in bare feet and feel revolted.

Eww felt that

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in the kitchen....... i stood on one in the kitchen but i was relieved it could have been the cat

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