FabSwingers.com forum: Bit of fun for a sunday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so...

You're in the middle of a zombie apocalipse and you're surrounded by brain eating undead...

The first thing immediatly to your left is your weapon...

What is it and how long are you gonna last??

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Which weapon kills the undead ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is a saucepan so about 10 minutes! Haha

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Mine is a saucepan so about 10 minutes! Haha"

Ah, get it now

Sleeping cat, so I am stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming cap, this isn't going to end well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which weapon kills the undead ?"

Fire, fire kills everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is a saucepan so about 10 minutes! Haha

Ah, get it now

Sleeping cat, so I am stuffed

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just aim and throw!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

A chainsaw

However long the fuel lasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sleeping English bulldog... I won't last long at all

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Marble chopping board, large Mug, tub of butter and a butter knife

As long as there’s no Premature ejaculation I should last a decent amount of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swimming cap, this isn't going to end well "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

First thing I need to know

Walking dead type zombie

World War Z type zombie

This is important lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These proper made me giggle

Mines a glass of water, I'm stuffed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I need to know

Walking dead type zombie

World War Z type zombie

This is important lol"
im fully inclusive so a mixture of both

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"First thing I need to know

Walking dead type zombie

World War Z type zombie

This is important lolim fully inclusive so a mixture of both"

World War Z zombies we're fucked ...I'm joining the zombie side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote. Perhaps changing a channel might save me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paperback.

I am dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potato peeler.

I don't know... might work??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A potato peeler.

I don't know... might work??

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depends what type i guess

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Pair of gym shorts!!

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh get off me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sword of truth. In that last 10 seconds, boy are those zombies going to get some scientific facts about how they shouldn’t exist!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Can I drive a few spikes through my tv remote please otherwise I'm fuckered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sword of truth. In that last 10 seconds, boy are those zombies going to get some scientific facts about how they shouldn’t exist!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I drive a few spikes through my tv remote please otherwise I'm fuckered

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only if you have those spikes handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sky remote...

Wonder if it puts undead zombie brain eating type things on standby.......

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A glass of cold irn bru. At least I won't die thirsty.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Can I drive a few spikes through my tv remote please otherwise I'm fuckered

only if you have those spikes handy"

Damn, I'm screwed

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"A glass of cold irn bru. At least I won't die thirsty. "

If you live long enough to drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am having so much fun thank you all x

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I am having so much fun thank you all x"

You're still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit tin at least I wasnt Hungary before I die lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having so much fun thank you all x

You're still alive

Someone brought me back to life with breast milk of a virgin

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I am having so much fun thank you all x

You're still alive

Someone brought me back to life with breast milk of a virgin "

On the other thread you posted, you may need more of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion. D'ya think I could distract them with a pillow fight??

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My husband... I'll alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having so much fun thank you all x

You're still alive

Someone brought me back to life with breast milk of a virgin

On the other thread you posted, you may need more of it

Yes a tad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is going better than i thought it would

thanks all for playing along

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"This is going better than i thought it would

thanks all for playing along"

Posting threads is always a gamble

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My husband... I'll alright

Because they'll eat him first giving you time to escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My husband... I'll alright

Because they'll eat him first giving you time to escape?

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"My husband... I'll alright

Because they'll eat him first giving you time to escape?

Oooh, a human sacrifice

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My husband... I'll alright

Because they'll eat him first giving you time to escape?

Hubby's says he can handle Zombies

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sword like michonne in walking dead.

Endless ammo

Long reach

Shape blade.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"A sword like michonne in walking dead.

Endless ammo

Long reach

Shape blade."

I'm behind him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

B"
toothpaste in the eye stings like a bitch so squirt it at them...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A jar of liquid poly glue and a scalpel (I'm building a model)

If the scalpel doesn't take a few of them out then a big sniff of glue before impending oblivion

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

A bar of deliciuosly dark chilli chocolate....it may distract them long enough to allow us to get a real weapon.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

A black pen.

I'm screwed!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

Btoothpaste in the eye stings like a bitch so squirt it at them..."

So does cum ...at least that's what I've been told but fucked standing over a heard of zombies wanking off into their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth

Or on the flipside, if I get "turned" into one of the undead meffs then at least those I chew upon can console themselves with the knowledge that the gnashers chowing down upon their muscle tissue are squeaky clean? A result of sorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sword like michonne in walking dead.

Endless ammo

Long reach

Shape blade.

I'm behind him

No you lead the way. Ur the bait and my shield haha .

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"A sword like michonne in walking dead.

Endless ammo

Long reach

Shape blade.

I'm behind him

No you lead the way. Ur the bait and my shield haha ."

Whatever happened to white Knighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It disappeared in the zombie apocalypse.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What luck!

I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?

Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.

When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth

I'll know who it is coming to eat my virgin flesh now if they're sporting a set of dazzling gnashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A conditioner bottle.

But to be fair I'd have to lumber from the bath first

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"A conditioner bottle.

But to be fair I'd have to lumber from the bath first

Depends on how long you can hold your breath and hide

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