FabSwingers.com forum: Arrested

By *chooloffilth OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

If you were arrested for an un explained reason what would your friends & family think you had done?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If you were arrested for an un explained reason what would your friends & family think you had done?"

Been on a protest march

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murdered someone

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Dangerous Driving

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

D*unk and disorderly? Causing a public nuisance? Fighting?

I'm not very good when I've been drinking, especially if someone pisses me off

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Fighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed the ex wife to the pigs

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Probably murder or accidental arson

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Probably murder or accidental arson

So nothing too serious then

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

indecent exposure

Mrs J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be loads of things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than likely public indecency or public intoxication

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Murdered someone.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Murdered someone"

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Murdered someone

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

Deal! Set on fire and push off a cliff?? No evidence left. Or stalagmite icicles to stab someone? No murder weapon

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hit someone whilst defending somebody else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my temper.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

"Probably murder or accidental arson

So nothing too serious then

Nope, petty crimes

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Murdered someone

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

Deal! Set on fire and push off a cliff?? No evidence left. Or stalagmite icicles to stab someone? No murder weapon

Pushing someone down the stairs is the best way to get away with it, according to some friends who are forensic scientists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastically upset one of these young snowflakes, enough to make em cry

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Murdered someone

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

Deal! Set on fire and push off a cliff?? No evidence left. Or stalagmite icicles to stab someone? No murder weapon

Pushing someone down the stairs is the best way to get away with it, according to some friends who are forensic scientists

There is absolutely no way I’m going down the stairs ahead of you

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Murdered someone

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

Deal! Set on fire and push off a cliff?? No evidence left. Or stalagmite icicles to stab someone? No murder weapon

Pushing someone down the stairs is the best way to get away with it, according to some friends who are forensic scientists

There is absolutely no way I’m going down the stairs ahead of you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Bigomy

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Breach of the Ecclesiastical act...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhibitionism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can't arrest me as I'm too clever! They have tried but failed.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unken fight most probably now at my age

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By *ilverfox2936Man
over a year ago

Prescot

Outraging public decency

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cow tipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were arrested for an un explained reason what would your friends & family think you had done?"
Fraud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder, assault or anything involving alcohol

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Fabacide

( The homicide of a stupid fab member

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Living off immoral earnings:

If I was committing a crime, I would buy a big house, lots of lovely bedrooms and employ really nice girls (and guys). The clientele would be selected upper class (no d*unken punters) consisting of the upper echelon of society.

Loads of money.

Everyone is a winner and no one gets hurt. The girls/guys get what they want, the punters get what they want and I make loads of money. What's not to like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breach of the Ecclesiastical act... "

That's an obscure one!

Vexation let or hindrance of a minister of the cloth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being d*unk and mouthing off at someone.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Stalking

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Caught masturbating in the biscuit aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed the ex wife to the pigs "

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A bank job

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Perfecting my Acme Death Ray to deal with center Lane hoggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder....a crime of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught masturbating in the biscuit aisle "

Remind me to keep away from your biscuits

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Murder... I have a list

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

mine would think not again

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Murdered someone

You too huh? You do mine, I'll do yours!

Deal! Set on fire and push off a cliff?? No evidence left. Or stalagmite icicles to stab someone? No murder weapon

Remember...no selfies at the crime scene.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Caught masturbating in the biscuit aisle

Remind me to keep away from your biscuits

Oreo’s, with double the cream

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

caught wanking outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assassination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd think I was set up on some false/fabricated charge.

-I'm an angel.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Said something at football to a copper

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

"Sarcastically upset one of these young snowflakes, enough to make em cry

Brilliant, and you beat me to it !!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

D*unk in a public place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd assumed I'd been framed.

Everyone knows how sweet and innocent I am!

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Breach of the Ecclesiastical act...

That's an obscure one!

Vexation let or hindrance of a minister of the cloth?"

Being a little naughty in a grave yard more likely for us

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Got into an argument with someone driving like an arse and dropped them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistaken identity...I'm the last person they'd expect to get arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking in a pub long after closing time

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