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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Does anyone want to come to IKEA with me for a date...we can sit in fake lounges and have a coffee and I can buy you a scented candle.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

You just want someone to help you assemble flat pack furniture don't you? Lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hmmm, will you get me meatballs for lunch?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Only if you'll give me a hotdog at the end. And not one of those small ones.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

And a big squirt of sauce.

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"Hmmm, will you get me meatballs for lunch? "

For sure

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"Only if you'll give me a hotdog at the end. And not one of those small ones."
ofcourse

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Hmmm, will you get me meatballs for lunch?

For sure"

OK, I'm in.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

herdy gerdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Ikea nooooooooooooooo

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Meatballs "

They’re the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love IKEA, count us in. Swedish meatballs are lush, and Mr is fantastic as assembling flat pack furniture whilst d*unk. I (her) am a good supervisor and bar person, I will keep the drinks topped up and tunes playing.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

always wanted to have a huge game of hide & seek in IKEA would be a proper laugh

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"Hmmm, will you get me meatballs for lunch?

For sure

OK, I'm in. "

Shame you're in a foreign country

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"always wanted to have a huge game of hide & seek in IKEA would be a proper laugh "

The staff do.each Xmas

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh I do like the Dime bar cake....

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"Love IKEA, count us in. Swedish meatballs are lush, and Mr is fantastic as assembling flat pack furniture whilst d*unk. I (her) am a good supervisor and bar person, I will keep the drinks topped up and tunes playing. "

Game on

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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester


"Meatballs

They’re the best bit "

Snap

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My favourite bit of IKEA is the dill sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love IKEA, count us in. Swedish meatballs are lush, and Mr is fantastic as assembling flat pack furniture whilst d*unk. I (her) am a good supervisor and bar person, I will keep the drinks topped up and tunes playing.

Game on"

Let's do this, we could invite lots of fab peeps and have so much fun...yet very practical too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IKEA on a Sunday? Are you mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out? "

Absolutely not, the furniture is terrible quality, it’s alright for odds and sods I suppose......kitchen ware etc.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I fancy getting locked in at night by hiding somewhere just before closing time

Plenty of beds to hide under

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I fancy getting locked in at night by hiding somewhere just before closing time

Plenty of beds to hide under "

A school boy did that as a dare. His parents reported him missing to the Police.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I fancy getting locked in at night by hiding somewhere just before closing time

Plenty of beds to hide under

A school boy did that as a dare. His parents reported him missing to the Police. "

No one to report me and going missing is nothing unusual on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never been to Ikea

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out?

Absolutely not, the furniture is terrible quality, it’s alright for odds and sods I suppose......kitchen ware etc. "

Some of the solid wood stuff is amazing value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out?

Absolutely not, the furniture is terrible quality, it’s alright for odds and sods I suppose......kitchen ware etc.

Some of the solid wood stuff is amazing value "

My baby’s cot, nappy change, nursing chair, two book cases, unit and chest of drawers are Ikea so they better be good

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out?

Absolutely not, the furniture is terrible quality, it’s alright for odds and sods I suppose......kitchen ware etc.

Some of the solid wood stuff is amazing value

My baby’s cot, nappy change, nursing chair, two book cases, unit and chest of drawers are Ikea so they better be good "

Pine units ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I’ve never set foot in an Ikea store. Am I missing out?

Absolutely not, the furniture is terrible quality, it’s alright for odds and sods I suppose......kitchen ware etc.

Some of the solid wood stuff is amazing value

My baby’s cot, nappy change, nursing chair, two book cases, unit and chest of drawers are Ikea so they better be good "

You don't buy them to become family heirlooms but if they're put together properly they do a job.

Not just ikea but make sure the chest of drawers and anything similar is anchored to the wall, to prevent it toppling over when kids start climbing

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