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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry dude, I'll fuck her for you then X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Zzzzzzzz boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry dude, I'll fuck her for you then X "

lol...that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her "
just idolise her from a far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry dude, I'll fuck her for you then X "

You’re a good soul

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry dude, I'll fuck her for you then X

You’re a good soul "

I can't help it to help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous "

Does she work there?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous "

Same as here whip your cock out see if she wants it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?

Yes"

Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Same as here whip your cock out see if she wants it

"

Yea then get done for indecent exposure in public

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her just idolise her from a far "

Surely you mean from an isle?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?

Yes

Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk "

It was 9:45pm Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?

Yes

Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk

It was 9:45pm Saturday night "

Oh. You made it sound like it was now. Complain about the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?

Yes

Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk

It was 9:45pm Saturday night

Oh. You made it sound like it was now. Complain about the weather "

So just spark yo any sort of random conversation and see if it flows then?? And if it does what do I do considering I would be on a tight time strain with her working there and having more customers to serve lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!

If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!

If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match

S"

Now your boring and u have shit banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her just idolise her from a far

Surely you mean from an isle?

S"
isle of man or church aisle

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her just idolise her from a far

Surely you mean from an isle?

Sisle of man or church aisle "

I do hate the fact you can’t edit posts on here

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Tesco girl she has amazing eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw this girl in a crowded space and I didn't know what to do.

She was beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a Tesco girl she has amazing eyes "

U chat to her?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!

If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match

S

Now your boring and u have shit banter"

Maybe just ask her where something obscure is, preferably something at the other end of the store. Some go the extra mile & take you & you’ll have a small window of opportunity?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Tesco girl she has amazing eyes

U chat to her?"

Of course she knows I Nancy her she smiles when she sees me so it’s nice and harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you see her just make small talk then it will build up , ask her questions like is she single , etc then show her your photos on here I’m sure you wouldn’t say no to that bit of meet

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous "

Have you never chatted to a woman before?

A

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous

Does she work there?

Yes

Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk

It was 9:45pm Saturday night "

Perfect - not too busy for a bit of flirting and making her smile while she scans your stuff. Then you can offer take her out for some fun or a nice meal after.

What have you got to lose ? You’ll get a hard No, a Yes or not tonight but yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her "

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "
are you edmund hillary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer are you edmund hillary "

No, but I have a fit GP so i may go with aching balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her where something is. I’d ask where the extra large condoms were.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!

If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match

S

Now your boring and u have shit banter

Maybe just ask her where something obscure is, preferably something at the other end of the store. Some go the extra mile & take you & you’ll have a small window of opportunity?

S"

Ha this made me smile, mostly because i’m now imagining her giving him “map” instructions to get the item rather than taking him...

“See the orange juice? Yeah well it’s not that aisle you want, you need to carry on two more aisles and turn left at the eggs. If you see tinned tomatoes you’ve gone too far”

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "

Nah. You can keep ya doctors and lawyers, these women have been duped by society into thinking they can ever perform on the same level as their male counterparts, nothing worse than a woman with ideas above her station, it’ll all end in tears you mark my words.

Stick with the ASDA girl, she’ll be good at menial tasks around the home and you’ll be able to use her staff discount WIN WIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "

He said Asda other supermarkets are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Just say hi, tell her you think she’s beautiful and ask if you can have her number. It’s not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go through her till with condoms and lubes. If she catches your eye and smiles, you're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence "

OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous "

Tip number 1 - Not with your cock in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence

OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted "

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her "

My now son-in-law was going back to his ship in Portsmouth when the most stunning girl he ever saw got on the train and sat opposite him.

He said he couldn't stop staring but was too shy, but told himself he'd say hello if she got off at the same stop.

This year is their 8th wedding anniversary and they have four smashing kids.

What's the worst that can happen? Just say hello...and good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip, girls aren't interested in shy men, be confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous "

Cum over her shopping trolly. Make your intentions clear

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

My now son-in-law was going back to his ship in Portsmouth when the most stunning girl he ever saw got on the train and sat opposite him.

He said he couldn't stop staring but was too shy, but told himself he'd say hello if she got off at the same stop.

This year is their 8th wedding anniversary and they have four smashing kids.

What's the worst that can happen? Just say hello...and good luck!"

Aww that's lovely...sometimes we just need to for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her

Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "

Where do you think future doctors and lawyers work whilst they are at uni?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence

OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted "

Yes she can give you anasol

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