FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest question I've just been asked..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF??

It's certainly been a night for numpties!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF??

It's certainly been a night for numpties!

Is it a full moon tonight lol who comes out with crap like that

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Friday and Saturday nights often result in the weirdos coming out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love weird messages.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Got asked to step on a guys balls with stilettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you sh*t on me?

Have you fucked your dad?

Will you shag me(the mother) and my daughter in cest family? All disgusting

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Why do I not get weird messages ..Ohh aye maybe because I have guys blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that

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mate it freaked me out as I wasn't use to this site at the time

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Got asked to step on a guys balls with stilettos

Forget the cbt...Any chance of a cuddle?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that

mate it freaked me out as I wasn't use to this site at the time "

Hahaha I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been asked to lick a toilet seat when I was a massage therapist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pics are just as weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else getting the guy who asks if your on the pill?

Twice now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*you're

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Got asked to step on a guys balls with stilettos

Forget the cbt...Any chance of a cuddle? "

You would have to fight furbaby for that spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else getting the guy who asks if your on the pill?

Twice now. "
reply back and say yes I am 2 paracetamol because you're giving me a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that "

I'd be impressed if Cadbury used this line in their advertising campaign.

"How do you eat yours?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that

I'd be impressed if Cadbury used this line in their advertising campaign.

"How do you eat yours?"

that's definitely post watershed!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Any message would be great. Even the weird ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF??

It's certainly been a night for numpties!

I was asked if I would stand on someone and I have to wear my highest heels.

I would kill him am 6,2 and the heels could do a lot of damage to his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!"

That's a normal thing in my world lol As a submissive you get females peeing and pooing on Anyone interested or who would pay them or just for the fun of it.

That's why we have water sports on our kink list.

If it's not your thing not a problem but there's a lot on here that say they loved it

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

A lady asked if I could beat up her bf and fuck her right in front of him while hes on the ground wounded.

Neither to say I blocked and carried on with my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked to step on a guys balls with stilettos

I just answered that myself I wonder if it was the same guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!"

yeah,i received that too few times...

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

"We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!

yeah,i received that too few times...

Each to their own I guess. Have you ever considered it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone received a message that they thought urghh - then secretly got turned on

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Why do I not get weird messages ..Ohh aye maybe because I have guys blocked

Makes me wonder whether we should unblock them just for the comedy value? Feels like we are missing out!

But if we did you just know these “Gems” would be hard to find in a sea of dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!"

mind boggling! (toilet humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that "

Pmsl - dipping the glans into a cream egg would be way more like or lickable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else getting the guy who asks if your on the pill?

Twice now. reply back and say yes I am 2 paracetamol because you're giving me a headache "

I couldn't help but chuckle at this

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"dipping the glans into a cream egg would be way more like or lickable! "

My partner once licked a creme egg out of my pussy. He even took photos !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dipping the glans into a cream egg would be way more like or lickable!

My partner once licked a creme egg out of my pussy. He even took photos !"

That soundsike fun. I once had a fella who inserted a mini magnum in my vag - was a whole lot of fun but boy it did make quite a mess!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

That soundsike fun. I once had a fella who inserted a mini magnum in my vag - was a whole lot of fun but boy it did make quite a mess!

Sounds a great idea. I tried an ice pop. I took it out of its wrapper. It was a yellow one and as it melted it just looked like I'd pissed myself. Not attractive.

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