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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I sometimes get cramp while riding, does that count?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a broken heart having a wank over you op

Fuzz

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Torn frenulum - ouchie.

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By *ilverfox2936Man
over a year ago

Prescot

Not personally, unless you count cramp.

But had a best friend who got banjo’d, I helped clean his room up before his parents got home, looked like a murder scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dislocated my hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banjo string

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?"

Not massive, more me being over exuberant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?

Not massive, more me being over exuberant

I need a woman like you.

But one with stronger hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?

Not massive, more me being over exuberant

How did you get it back in?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up. "

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Burst blood vessel under tongue from too much oral. Under my tongue was black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"
yes six really deep scratch marks on my back, drew blood but it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. "

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?"

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

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Stupid fingers"

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?

Not massive, more me being over exuberant

I need a woman like you.

But one with stronger hips

They are now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"

Pulled hamstring

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Dislocated my hip

Jeez how big was he?

Not massive, more me being over exuberant

How did you get it back in?

Hospital visit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad

Yeah, then there's Noctorum

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By *abrosMan
over a year ago

Orpington

broke my banjo

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

Well its slightly better than New Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up.

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad

Yeah, then there's Noctorum

Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

Ouch. Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes get cramp while riding, does that count? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a broken heart having a wank over you op

Fuzz"

Come here and I'll fix it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

Ouch. Sounds painful

Was after I realised I had done out, but nothing I couldn't handle.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.

Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.

Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?

Kingsize*

Up to*

Stupid fingers

I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is

*Awaiting onslaught*

I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad

Yeah, then there's Noctorum

Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter?"

Its the sort of place you'd prefer to go around under an invisibility cloak

Told ya, we'd get on

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Mine was at a meet earlier last year, when the female tore my foreskin with a ring on her finger during over enthusiastic foreplay!

After I finished hopping around her bedroom writhing in agony and she learnt new terms of Anglo-Saxon language, I painfully got home.

After 3 months of my GP trying his best to cure the issue, I was referred to a specialist.

Last Saturday, I'd corrective surgery in a 1hr OP in Hospital to resolve the problem.

Celibate for another 4-6 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Torn frenulum - ouchie.

Painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?

Lockjaw.

Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg

The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer

Then we stopped and cleaned up. "

Did he go back at it after?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Most times I have sex something pops or goes twang! The worst was a banjo string snap while shagging the ex in the local cinema. The blood went everywhere and wouldn't stop for ages. Plus I didn't know what had happened.

Good news - the release of attachment before it healed seems to have given me an extra inch of released Penis tissue.

Bonus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most times I have sex something pops or goes twang! The worst was a banjo string snap while shagging the ex in the local cinema. The blood went everywhere and wouldn't stop for ages. Plus I didn't know what had happened.

Good news - the release of attachment before it healed seems to have given me an extra inch of released Penis tissue.

Bonus!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Banjo string twang in a teenage car sex incident here. S ended up having to get the train back to uni, via A&E with a mixture of cum and blood in his pants. Out of action for a while then but actually proved a useful release over time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a broken heart having a wank over you op

Fuzz

Come here and I'll fix it for you."

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banjo string twang in a teenage car sex incident here. S ended up having to get the train back to uni, via A&E with a mixture of cum and blood in his pants. Out of action for a while then but actually proved a useful release over time

Omg

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone must be up to date on their sexual health and safety

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen loads at work hahahahahahahaha

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

No but I got a pre sex injury..with Veet. Ouch that vicious stuff burns!

Mrs

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By *win cherries99Woman
over a year ago

Sticks & Stones

I don’t know about injuries.... but does having a full blown heart arrhythmia count as I’m riding cowgirl full throttle? I had to explain my exertion at the cardio ward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent my cock it hurt but now its foldable x

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.

Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.

Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.

Numerous carpet/friction burns.

Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.

Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.

Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc

Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.

Loads more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back went during group sex at a club, Vic had to untaggle herself from bodies and climb over everyone to help me out. Damn herniated disk!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Bruises, welts, bite marks from rough play. Carpet burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruises, welts, bite marks from rough play. Carpet burns. "

Ah yes! Does this count OP?

Fuzz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.

Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.

Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.

Numerous carpet/friction burns.

Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.

Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.

Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc

Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.

Loads more

Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.

Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.

Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.

Numerous carpet/friction burns.

Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.

Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.

Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc

Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.

Loads more

Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine

I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.

Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.

Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.

Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.

Numerous carpet/friction burns.

Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.

Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.

Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc

Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.

Loads more

Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine

I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.

Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.

Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.

Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.

Numerous carpet/friction burns.

Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.

Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.

Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc

Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.

Loads more

Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine

I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.

Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?!

Slowly but surely it’s inevitable! Haha Is it not a tad on the long side though? No innuendo intended! All I can think of is that blooming All-American Rejects song Dirty Little Secret but just change lyrics to Secret Little Fuck Machine

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By *lovelanpMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

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By *lovelanpMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Ripped my foreskin whilst having a mff... had to go to A&E the day after to have them literally super glue it back together.

worth it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but I got a pre sex injury..with Veet. Ouch that vicious stuff burns!

Mrs"

Oh it does. I remember my first time using it

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

It involved a hot tub and a badly damaged coxyx

Couldn't sit down for ages without groaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severed my banjo string on my own zip while I was being ridden by the gf 42 years ago.

Scar is still there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"

Got a really nasty leg cramp while going down on a french lady friend many years ago. Just as well really - her pubes were like unruly Brillo pads - not nice in the gob.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lots of bruised and sore pelvic bone injuries from people getting far too enthusiastic when on top.

Cum in the eye is a twat too!

Once got a big pump deodorant vacuum stuck to the inside of someone vagina, right on the cervix and thought it would never come off. Stick like a limpet for over and hour.

I miss the 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the medical term is “el Snappo el banjo”

Bloody awkward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Severed my banjo string on my own zip while I was being ridden by the gf 42 years ago.

Scar is still there!"

Ouchie

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of bruised and sore pelvic bone injuries from people getting far too enthusiastic when on top.

Cum in the eye is a twat too!

Once got a big pump deodorant vacuum stuck to the inside of someone vagina, right on the cervix and thought it would never come off. Stick like a limpet for over and hour.

I miss the 90s"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cramp from excessive wanking as a teenager, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got cramp from excessive wanking as a teenager, does that count?"

I suppose It does

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

An ex girlfriend used to bite me so hard when she came it would leave bloody teeth marks, does that count?

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Snapped my banjo string a few years back ..... was quite painful !!!!

Ray

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ex girlfriend used to bite me so hard when she came it would leave bloody teeth marks, does that count? "

It does. Did you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a ffm with friends on here.Cutting a long story short she was on top of me and he was in me.He was about to cum so we all moved really quick so she could have it in her and as she brought her leg around she kneed him full force in the eye lol.He was doing that and in saying ouch at the same time and had a black eye fir days later lol

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"An ex girlfriend used to bite me so hard when she came it would leave bloody teeth marks, does that count?

It does. Did you enjoy it?"

Sometimes, could be a bit too painful on occasion though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once banged my balls and as any man will tell you this is the most pain full thing any human can ever go through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken nose and dislocated jaw from oral. She was very responsive to the stimulus.

Wouldn’t change the outcome, it gave us a few laughs afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr fell off the bed and head butted the wall knocked himself out. I was conveniently tied to the bed so couldn't help him or move lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was having a ffm with friends on here.Cutting a long story short she was on top of me and he was in me.He was about to cum so we all moved really quick so she could have it in her and as she brought her leg around she kneed him full force in the eye lol.He was doing that and in saying ouch at the same time and had a black eye fir days later lol

Lovely reminder

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Got my ribs popped out place but I carried on. The next few weeks I new about. The joys of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was 69 my gf while a guy fucked her and a few ribs went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get cramp in certain positions.

Had a chain snap that a swing was suspended from. That was..... exciting

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

I have sublexed few times during sex just make sure to have a word if I say it they stop instantly so don’t fully dislocate. It’s worse when go ontop so just learn to adapt But on plus side makes me extra flexible to a point lol.

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over a year ago

"Was 69 my gf while a guy fucked her and a few ribs went "

Ouch

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.

So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex hubby tore his foreskin right where it joins the shaft. Not a good start to a honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many

I've broke my toe having sex in the shower.

I have broke the bed.

Been fucked off the bed.

Fallen numerous times while on dates.

Most recently I was going back to the room with beast and managed to fall into the room and hit my head on the door frame and almost knock myself out.

You could say I'm a little clumsy

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over a year ago

"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.

So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis

No no no. I could almost feel that

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over a year ago

Have been poked in the eyes during sex.

On Saturday i went slightly deaf as I was blasting me beans. doesn't really count as an injury though.

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over a year ago

"Have been poked in the eyes during sex.

On Saturday i went slightly deaf as I was blasting me beans. doesn't really count as an injury though."

Ouch

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sometimes have sore abs the next day that’s about it. Not really enough to warrant a claim for compensation though

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over a year ago

"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.

So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis

No no no. I could almost feel that

Yeah makes my eyes water every time I think about it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

worst injury i ever had during sex was breaking my left ribs

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