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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?" Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg " The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer | |||
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"Dislocated my hip Jeez how big was he?" Not massive, more me being over exuberant | |||
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"Dislocated my hip Jeez how big was he? Not massive, more me being over exuberant " I need a woman like you. But one with stronger hips | |||
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"Dislocated my hip Jeez how big was he? Not massive, more me being over exuberant " How did you get it back in? | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. " Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?" yes six really deep scratch marks on my back, drew blood but it was worth it | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. " Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?" Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers" I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* " I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad | |||
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"Dislocated my hip Jeez how big was he? Not massive, more me being over exuberant I need a woman like you. But one with stronger hips " They are now | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?" Pulled hamstring | |||
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"Dislocated my hip Jeez how big was he? Not massive, more me being over exuberant How did you get it back in? " Hospital visit | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad " Yeah, then there's Noctorum | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* " Well its slightly better than New Brighton | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad Yeah, then there's Noctorum " Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter? | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg " Ouch. Sounds painful | |||
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"I sometimes get cramp while riding, does that count? " Nope | |||
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"I got a broken heart having a wank over you op Fuzz" Come here and I'll fix it for you. | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg Ouch. Sounds painful " Was after I realised I had done out, but nothing I couldn't handle. | |||
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" Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy. Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? Kingsize* Up to* Stupid fingers I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is *Awaiting onslaught* I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad Yeah, then there's Noctorum Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter?" Its the sort of place you'd prefer to go around under an invisibility cloak Told ya, we'd get on | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ? Lockjaw. Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing Then we stopped and cleaned up. " Did he go back at it after? | |||
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"Most times I have sex something pops or goes twang! The worst was a banjo string snap while shagging the ex in the local cinema. The blood went everywhere and wouldn't stop for ages. Plus I didn't know what had happened. Good news - the release of attachment before it healed seems to have given me an extra inch of released Penis tissue. Bonus!" | |||
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"I got a broken heart having a wank over you op Fuzz Come here and I'll fix it for you." Fuzz | |||
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"Banjo string twang in a teenage car sex incident here. S ended up having to get the train back to uni, via A&E with a mixture of cum and blood in his pants. Out of action for a while then but actually proved a useful release over time " Omg | |||
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" " Everyone must be up to date on their sexual health and safety Fuzz | |||
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"Bruises, welts, bite marks from rough play. Carpet burns. " Ah yes! Does this count OP? Fuzz | |||
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened. Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral. Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance. Numerous carpet/friction burns. Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me. Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor. Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off. Loads more " Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine | |||
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened. Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral. Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance. Numerous carpet/friction burns. Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me. Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor. Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off. Loads more Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine " I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine. Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans | |||
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened. Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral. Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance. Numerous carpet/friction burns. Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me. Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor. Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off. Loads more Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine. Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans " Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?! | |||
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened. Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral. Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance. Numerous carpet/friction burns. Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me. Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor. Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off. Loads more Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine. Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?! " Slowly but surely it’s inevitable! Haha Is it not a tad on the long side though? No innuendo intended! All I can think of is that blooming All-American Rejects song Dirty Little Secret but just change lyrics to Secret Little Fuck Machine | |||
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"No but I got a pre sex injury..with Veet. Ouch that vicious stuff burns! Mrs" Oh it does. I remember my first time using it | |||
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?" Got a really nasty leg cramp while going down on a french lady friend many years ago. Just as well really - her pubes were like unruly Brillo pads - not nice in the gob. | |||
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"Severed my banjo string on my own zip while I was being ridden by the gf 42 years ago. Scar is still there!" Ouchie | |||
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"Lots of bruised and sore pelvic bone injuries from people getting far too enthusiastic when on top. Cum in the eye is a twat too! Once got a big pump deodorant vacuum stuck to the inside of someone vagina, right on the cervix and thought it would never come off. Stick like a limpet for over and hour. I miss the 90s" | |||
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"I got cramp from excessive wanking as a teenager, does that count?" I suppose It does | |||
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"An ex girlfriend used to bite me so hard when she came it would leave bloody teeth marks, does that count? " It does. Did you enjoy it? | |||
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"An ex girlfriend used to bite me so hard when she came it would leave bloody teeth marks, does that count? It does. Did you enjoy it?" Sometimes, could be a bit too painful on occasion though! | |||
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"I was having a ffm with friends on here.Cutting a long story short she was on top of me and he was in me.He was about to cum so we all moved really quick so she could have it in her and as she brought her leg around she kneed him full force in the eye lol.He was doing that and in saying ouch at the same time and had a black eye fir days later lol " Lovely reminder | |||
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"Was 69 my gf while a guy fucked her and a few ribs went " Ouch | |||
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"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit. So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis " No no no. I could almost feel that | |||
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"Have been poked in the eyes during sex. On Saturday i went slightly deaf as I was blasting me beans. doesn't really count as an injury though." Ouch | |||
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"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit. So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis No no no. I could almost feel that " Yeah makes my eyes water every time I think about it | |||
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