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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn star martini please lovely ash

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well

2x Espresso Martinis please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)"

Want me to play some jazz on piano in the background?

I'll have a coffee, if so. Hold the shots

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Porn star martini please lovely ash "

Good evening lovely Nora....One Porn star Martini on the house coming right up as you're first in the bar tonight...

I hope you're keeping dry in this stormy weather...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well

2x Espresso Martinis please..."

Good evening Girth...were both doing great thank you....Hope you're weekend is going well...

2 Espresso Martini's coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn star martini please lovely ash

Good evening lovely Nora....One Porn star Martini on the house coming right up as you're first in the bar tonight...

I hope you're keeping dry in this stormy weather... "

I am thankyou ash. Not going anywhere tonight! In fact I’m cosy in my onesie .

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Want me to play some jazz on piano in the background?

I'll have a coffee, if so. Hold the shots"

That would be lovely if you could play some Jazz on the Bar Piano...One coffee coming right up and will hold the shots!...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please.

And pour yourself something too

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold frosty IPA please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a coffla.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Want me to play some jazz on piano in the background?

I'll have a coffee, if so. Hold the shots

That would be lovely if you could play some Jazz on the Bar Piano...One coffee coming right up and will hold the shots!..."

Goes to piano, plays soft jazz.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Porn star martini please lovely ash

Good evening lovely Nora....One Porn star Martini on the house coming right up as you're first in the bar tonight...

I hope you're keeping dry in this stormy weather...

I am thankyou ash. Not going anywhere tonight! In fact I’m cosy in my onesie . "

we had to pop out for some supplies and almost flew home in the wind....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please.

And pour yourself something too

Lex"

Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep "

Evening PB.....One cold frosty IPA coming right up....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please.

And pour yourself something too

Lex

Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East... "

Will be after a few of these

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please may I have a coffla. "

One Coffla coming right up my love...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please may I have a coffla.

One Coffla coming right up my love... "

You is the best.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x"

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please.

And pour yourself something too

Lex

Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East...

Will be after a few of these "

Will keep them coming....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x"

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please may I have a coffla.

One Coffla coming right up my love...

You is the best. "

And you are my favourite.........

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Want me to play some jazz on piano in the background?

I'll have a coffee, if so. Hold the shots

That would be lovely if you could play some Jazz on the Bar Piano...One coffee coming right up and will hold the shots!...

Goes to piano, plays soft jazz.

"

Thanks Tonguetied.....I'll join you later and sing a couple of songs....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies "

I do now!....will get some in for next week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies "

Ohhh that sounds very posh.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies

Ohhh that sounds very posh. "

Lorna it is sooooo posh! and bloody lovely

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening xx

I will change it up today! Please can I have a Cosmopolitan?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening xx

I will change it up today! Please can I have a Cosmopolitan? "

Good evening Jo....I like the change!...One Cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up!...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies

Ohhh that sounds very posh.

Lorna it is sooooo posh! and bloody lovely"

we can do Posh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash & Lorna

I’m going a tad decadent tonight! I’ll have a glass of champers please x

Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x

Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies

Ohhh that sounds very posh.

Lorna it is sooooo posh! and bloody lovely

we can do Posh.... "

That we can my love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your jukebox!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'll be your jukebox!

"

I'll back you with some nice harmonies

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll be your jukebox!

"

What would you like to sing for us?...we already have a piano player....

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening Ash and Lorna xx

I'll have a double everything please

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Evening Ash.

I've just finished clearing up after my daughter's birthday party. Single handed effort as I'm a single mama.

I need a classic margarita please with two shots of tequila (golden) with salt and lime. Thank you so much.

Can I get a pat on the back too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be your jukebox!

What would you like to sing for us?...we already have a piano player.... "

I can literally sing most everything. Some well, some not so well.

I warmed up today with the banjo and a beat up washing machine as my drum mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash and Lorna x

Large brandy please with ice and dash of lemonade x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll be your jukebox!

I'll back you with some nice harmonies "

A backing singer now also!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna xx

I'll have a double everything please "

Evening AV......One double of everything coming right up! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep

Evening PB.....One cold frosty IPA coming right up.... "

Thank you Sir

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pain killers and a JD please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash.

I've just finished clearing up after my daughter's birthday party. Single handed effort as I'm a single mama.

I need a classic margarita please with two shots of tequila (golden) with salt and lime. Thank you so much.

Can I get a pat on the back too? "

Evening Freya...One classic margarita coming right up with 2 shots of tequila and a pat on the back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna x

Large brandy please with ice and dash of lemonade x"

Hello. One large brandy on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pain killers and a JD please."

Oh are you not well

Your order is on its way. X

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Vodka, lime & lemonade for me and a vodka & orange juice for the Mr please oh and can you put on some 80s music please bar keep

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Pain killers and a JD please.

Oh are you not well

Your order is on its way. X"

Possibly a cracked rib I fell onto a steel bar at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pain killers and a JD please.

Oh are you not well

Your order is on its way. X

Possibly a cracked rib I fell onto a steel bar at work."

Oh my goodness. You poor love, have you seen a doctor?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Hi ash, I’ll have the same again please, and for yourself and Lorna thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Slippery Nipples please!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Pain killers and a JD please.

Oh are you not well

Your order is on its way. X

Possibly a cracked rib I fell onto a steel bar at work.

Oh my goodness. You poor love, have you seen a doctor? "

I've had one before and know what the pain feels like and theres nothing they can do with a cracked rib.

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well

2x Espresso Martinis please..."

Ooh same for me too please kind sir x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken "

OMG! Who broke it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovelys we are just have some pizza. Please help yourselves until we return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken

OMG! Who broke it?"

Ash

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken

OMG! Who broke it?"

Wasn't me I've just arrived in from work

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large black bush please no ice thank you

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken

OMG! Who broke it?

Wasn't me I've just arrived in from work "

Was it playing the monster smash and someone got carried away and did some smashing.

Or someone was just having a smashing time

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Evening x

May we have two pornstar martinis please ? X

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne and 2 reverse jaeger bombs please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Vodka, lime & lemonade for me and a vodka & orange juice for the Mr please oh and can you put on some 80s music please bar keep "

Good evening...Sorry for the wait..we were just having our dinner...

One vodka with lime and lemonade and a vodka with orange juice coming right up and some 80's music on the jukebox...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash, I’ll have the same again please, and for yourself and Lorna thank you"

Another couple of G&T's coming right up Lex....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"2 Slippery Nipples please!"

2 slippery nipples coming right up...will try not to drop them!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well

2x Espresso Martinis please...

Ooh same for me too please kind sir x"

2 Espresso Martini's on their way for you also.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside "

Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Hi folks

A cheeky gin and lemonade or a tequila please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A large black bush please no ice thank you"

Good evening Stacy...One large black bush coming right up with no ice!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?"

How about a nice French Merlot?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Welcome to the bar thread.

Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken

OMG! Who broke it?

Wasn't me I've just arrived in from work

Was it playing the monster smash and someone got carried away and did some smashing.

Or someone was just having a smashing time "

Its just getting old now a bit like me!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening x

May we have two pornstar martinis please ? X"

Good evening CFC......2 Pornstar Martinis coming right up....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please "

Evening Bunkie....One bottle of Peroni and a morgans spiced rum and cola coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my lovely. May I have another coffla.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please

Evening Bunkie....One bottle of Peroni and a morgans spiced rum and cola coming right up...."

Ahhh thank you..long day at work they will hot the spot

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Bugger we missed happy hour!!

J x

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?... "

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Champagne and 2 reverse jaeger bombs please "

Good evening Summer...One champagne and 2 reverse Jaeger bombs coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi folks

A cheeky gin and lemonade or a tequila please? "

Good evening and welcome to the Fab bar....One cheeky gin and Lemonade and a tequila coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many thanks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi my lovely. May I have another coffla. "

You sure can my love...Another coffla coming right up...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please

Evening Bunkie....One bottle of Peroni and a morgans spiced rum and cola coming right up....

Ahhh thank you..long day at work they will hot the spot "

You're welcome...I hope they manage to hit the spot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)"

Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone . Please may have a Grouse and diet ?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bugger we missed happy hour!!

J x"

Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Bugger we missed happy hour!!

J x

Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm.... "

You are my 2nd favourite bar person

A large Pinot for me please & T would appreciate an amaretto & cola please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please..

First time visitor to the bar

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

"

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Many thanks"

You're very welcome.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone . Please may have a Grouse and diet ? "

Good evening weewummin and a warm welcome to BarFabuLornAsh!.....

One Grouse whisky and diet cola coming right up......

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one... "

Yes please - your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well?

Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash?

Thanks (Mrs)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bugger we missed happy hour!!

J x

Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm....

You are my 2nd favourite bar person

A large Pinot for me please & T would appreciate an amaretto & cola please xx"

You're very kind....

One large Pinot and one Amaretto and cola coming right up x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people.

May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please.

I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please..

First time visitor to the bar "

Good evening Notthatguy and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....were normally here every Saturday night....

One Double vodka with lemonade coming right up and a couple of shots on the house....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please..

First time visitor to the bar

Good evening Notthatguy and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....were normally here every Saturday night....

One Double vodka with lemonade coming right up and a couple of shots on the house.... "

With service like that I’m sure I’ll become a regular

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice "

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well?

Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash?

Thanks (Mrs) "

Good evening Euphoria and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....

One gin and tonic coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people.

May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please.

I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight?"

Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up...

Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well?

Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash?

Thanks (Mrs)

Good evening Euphoria and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....

One gin and tonic coming right up.... "

Marvellous, thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please..

First time visitor to the bar

Good evening Notthatguy and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....were normally here every Saturday night....

One Double vodka with lemonade coming right up and a couple of shots on the house....

With service like that I’m sure I’ll become a regular "

I look forward to seeing you again next time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK..."

I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well?

Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash?

Thanks (Mrs)

Good evening Euphoria and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....

One gin and tonic coming right up....

Marvellous, thank you "

You're very welcome...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people.

May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please.

I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight?

Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up...

Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing.... "

If the dance floor's open let's get this party started!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK...

I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain. "

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK...

I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain.

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain..... "

Ohhh me! That's me!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people.

May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please.

I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight?

Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up...

Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing....

If the dance floor's open let's get this party started!!!

"

The dance floor is open and I'm about to put on my 1980's greatest hits CD....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK...

I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain.

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain.....

Ohhh me! That's me! "

Now that song is stuck in my head. Karaoke anyone......If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape

I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished

Not sure what to try next ... please?

How about a nice French Merlot?...

Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly!

I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one...

Yes please - your choice

One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK...

I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain.

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain.....

Ohhh me! That's me! "

I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone . Please may have a Grouse and diet ?

Good evening weewummin and a warm welcome to BarFabuLornAsh!.....

One Grouse whisky and diet cola coming right up...... "

Lovely, going down a treat, thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone . Please may have a Grouse and diet ?

Good evening weewummin and a warm welcome to BarFabuLornAsh!.....

One Grouse whisky and diet cola coming right up......

Lovely, going down a treat, thank you "

You're very welcome....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside

Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer?"

Carling please mate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside

Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer?

Carling please mate"

One pint of carling coming right up mate.....

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Evening Ash and Lorna xx

I'll have a double everything please

Evening AV......One double of everything coming right up! x"

Keep them coming Ash

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

N'night lovelies, I'm off out on the town

I realise I didn't say hi... Sozza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"N'night lovelies, I'm off out on the town

I realise I didn't say hi... Sozza "

Off out at this time!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna xx

I'll have a double everything please

Evening AV......One double of everything coming right up! x

Keep them coming Ash "

More doubles coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"N'night lovelies, I'm off out on the town

I realise I didn't say hi... Sozza "

Have fun and be good...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)

Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone . Please may have a Grouse and diet ?

Good evening weewummin and a warm welcome to BarFabuLornAsh!.....

One Grouse whisky and diet cola coming right up......

Lovely, going down a treat, thank you "

you're very welcome.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

G n t please

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh...

It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here...

Its happy hour until 9 pm....2 free shots with every drink....

G n t please

What can i get for you at the bar?...(Sorry the jukebox is still broken but will be fixed for next week)"

Evening Ricky....One G&T coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh can I have a hot Gin please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ohhh can I have a hot Gin please "

That was nice....One hot gin made by hot Ash coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh can I have a hot Gin please

That was nice....One hot gin made by hot Ash coming right up...."

Ohh I see what you did there.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Ash, Lorna and all.

Back on duty tonight, but only for 2 nights. Hotel is about 60% occupied, as Storm Dennis has prevented a few showing up. Plus, no function tonight, so I've a less busy shift to deal with.

Only on for 2 nights to ease my way back into my routine. As it is, I was getting fed up with Day Time TV.

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