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"Porn star martini please lovely ash ![]() Good evening lovely Nora....One Porn star Martini on the house coming right up as you're first in the bar tonight... I hope you're keeping dry in this stormy weather... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well 2x Espresso Martinis please..." Good evening Girth...were both doing great thank you....Hope you're weekend is going well... 2 Espresso Martini's coming right up... | |||
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"Porn star martini please lovely ash ![]() ![]() I am thankyou ash. Not going anywhere tonight! In fact I’m cosy in my onesie ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() That would be lovely if you could play some Jazz on the Bar Piano...One coffee coming right up and will hold the shots!... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() Goes to piano, plays soft jazz. | |||
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"Porn star martini please lovely ash ![]() ![]() ![]() we had to pop out for some supplies and almost flew home in the wind.... ![]() | |||
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"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please. And pour yourself something too Lex" Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East... ![]() | |||
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"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep ![]() Evening PB.....One cold frosty IPA coming right up.... ![]() | |||
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"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please. And pour yourself something too Lex Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East... ![]() Will be after a few of these ![]() | |||
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"Please may I have a coffla. ![]() ![]() One Coffla coming right up my love... ![]() | |||
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"Please may I have a coffla. ![]() ![]() ![]() You is the best. ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() Good evening DC....One decadent glass of Champers coming right up!....x | |||
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"Evening, I’ll have a gin and tonic please, large and icy cold please. And pour yourself something too Lex Evening Lex....One large icy and cold G&T coming right up and will pour myself one also..Hope all is good in The North East... ![]() ![]() Will keep them coming.... ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() Thank you! Did you know there is now BLUE champagne available? That will down well with our forum fab ladies ![]() | |||
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"Please may I have a coffla. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And you are my favourite......... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() Thanks Tonguetied.....I'll join you later and sing a couple of songs.... ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() ![]() I do now!....will get some in for next week... ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() ![]() Ohhh that sounds very posh. ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() ![]() ![]() Lorna it is sooooo posh! ![]() | |||
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"Good evening xx I will change it up today! Please can I have a Cosmopolitan? ![]() Good evening Jo....I like the change!...One Cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up!...x | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() we can do Posh.... ![]() | |||
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"Hi Ash & Lorna ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That we can my love. ![]() | |||
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"I'll be your jukebox! " I'll back you with some nice harmonies ![]() | |||
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"I'll be your jukebox! " What would you like to sing for us?...we already have a piano player.... ![]() | |||
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"I'll be your jukebox! What would you like to sing for us?...we already have a piano player.... ![]() I can literally sing most everything. Some well, some not so well. I warmed up today with the banjo and a beat up washing machine as my drum mix. | |||
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"I'll be your jukebox! I'll back you with some nice harmonies ![]() A backing singer now also!... | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna xx I'll have a double everything please ![]() Evening AV......One double of everything coming right up! x | |||
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"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep ![]() ![]() Thank you Sir ![]() | |||
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"Evening Ash. I've just finished clearing up after my daughter's birthday party. Single handed effort as I'm a single mama. I need a classic margarita please with two shots of tequila (golden) with salt and lime. Thank you so much. Can I get a pat on the back too? " Evening Freya...One classic margarita coming right up with 2 shots of tequila and a pat on the back! | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna x Large brandy please with ice and dash of lemonade x" Hello. One large brandy on its way ![]() | |||
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"Pain killers and a JD please." Oh are you not well ![]() | |||
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"Pain killers and a JD please. Oh are you not well ![]() Possibly a cracked rib I fell onto a steel bar at work. | |||
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"Pain killers and a JD please. Oh are you not well ![]() Oh my goodness. You poor love, have you seen a doctor? | |||
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"Pain killers and a JD please. Oh are you not well ![]() I've had one before and know what the pain feels like and theres nothing they can do with a cracked rib. | |||
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"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well 2x Espresso Martinis please..." Ooh same for me too please kind sir x | |||
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"Welcome to the bar thread. Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken ![]() OMG! Who broke it? | |||
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"Welcome to the bar thread. Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken ![]() Ash ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to the bar thread. Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken ![]() Wasn't me I've just arrived in from work ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to the bar thread. Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken ![]() ![]() Was it playing the monster smash and someone got carried away and did some smashing. Or someone was just having a smashing time ![]() | |||
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"Vodka, lime & lemonade for me and a vodka & orange juice for the Mr please ![]() ![]() ![]() Good evening...Sorry for the wait..we were just having our dinner... One vodka with lime and lemonade and a vodka with orange juice coming right up and some 80's music on the jukebox... ![]() | |||
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"Hi ash, I’ll have the same again please, and for yourself and Lorna thank you" Another couple of G&T's coming right up Lex.... | |||
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"2 Slippery Nipples please!" 2 slippery nipples coming right up...will try not to drop them!... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Ash - I hope you and Lorna are both well 2x Espresso Martinis please... Ooh same for me too please kind sir x" 2 Espresso Martini's on their way for you also..... ![]() | |||
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"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside " Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer? | |||
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"A large black bush please ![]() Good evening Stacy...One large black bush coming right up with no ice!.... ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please?" How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to the bar thread. Drinks on there way but the jukebox is broken ![]() ![]() ![]() Its just getting old now a bit like me!.... | |||
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"Evening x May we have two pornstar martinis please ? X" Good evening CFC......2 Pornstar Martinis coming right up....x | |||
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"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please ![]() Evening Bunkie....One bottle of Peroni and a morgans spiced rum and cola coming right up.... | |||
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"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please ![]() Ahhh thank you..long day at work they will hot the spot ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() Done with red thanks ... cocktail possibly! | |||
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"Champagne and 2 reverse jaeger bombs please " Good evening Summer...One champagne and 2 reverse Jaeger bombs coming right up... ![]() | |||
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"Hi folks ![]() ![]() Good evening and welcome to the Fab bar....One cheeky gin and Lemonade and a tequila coming right up.... ![]() | |||
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"Hi my lovely. May I have another coffla. ![]() You sure can my love...Another coffla coming right up...x | |||
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"Bottle of Peroni and Morgan's spiced and please ![]() ![]() You're welcome...I hope they manage to hit the spot... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() Mmmmmm I'm new to the BarFabuLornAsh bar so saying "hello" to everyone ![]() | |||
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"Bugger we missed happy hour!! J x" Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm.... ![]() | |||
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"Bugger we missed happy hour!! J x Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm.... ![]() You are my 2nd favourite bar person ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() I love making cocktails....Give me a shout if you'd like one... ![]() | |||
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"Many thanks" You're very welcome..... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() ![]() Good evening weewummin and a warm welcome to BarFabuLornAsh!..... One Grouse whisky and diet cola coming right up...... ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() Yes please - your choice | |||
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"Bugger we missed happy hour!! J x Evening J...I will extend happy hour for you until 10 pm.... ![]() ![]() You're very kind.... ![]() | |||
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"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please.. First time visitor to the bar ![]() Good evening Notthatguy and welcome to the Fab lounge bar....were normally here every Saturday night.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please.. First time visitor to the bar ![]() ![]() ![]() With service like that I’m sure I’ll become a regular ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() One Pina colada coming right up...Its still the most popular cocktail in the UK... | |||
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"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well? Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash? Thanks ![]() Good evening Euphoria and welcome to the Fab lounge bar.... One gin and tonic coming right up.... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people. May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please. I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight?" Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up... Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing.... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well? Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash? Thanks ![]() ![]() Marvellous, thank you ![]() | |||
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"If you’re extending Happy Hour I’ll have a double vodka and lemonade please.. First time visitor to the bar ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I look forward to seeing you again next time.... ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() I love pina coladas and getting cought in the rain. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening you lovely lot. Hope everyone is well? Please may I have a Gin & Tonic with ice, Ash? Thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() You're very welcome... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people. May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please. I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight? Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up... Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing.... ![]() If the dance floor's open let's get this party started!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() ![]() If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain..... ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohhh me! That's me! | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna, good evening sexy people. May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please. I heard the jukebox is broken, who's singing tonight? Good evening Lorraine....One double vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up... Jukebox is still at the repair shop....We have a piano player tonight and a mic on the stage if anyone fancies singing.... ![]() ![]() ![]() The dance floor is open and I'm about to put on my 1980's greatest hits CD.... ![]() | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that song is stuck in my head. Karaoke anyone......If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" | |||
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"Preez - red wine bottle of - finished Not sure what to try next ... please? How about a nice French Merlot?... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() ![]() ![]() Lovely, going down a treat, thank you ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're very welcome.... ![]() | |||
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"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer?" Carling please mate | |||
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"Evening Ash evening Lorna evening everyone x hows Dennis where everyone is. Tame on merseyside Good evening Sensual.....Its very wet and windy down here on The South coast....Would you like a beer? Carling please mate" One pint of carling coming right up mate..... ![]() | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna xx I'll have a double everything please ![]() Keep them coming Ash ![]() | |||
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"N'night lovelies, I'm off out on the town ![]() ![]() Off out at this time! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna xx I'll have a double everything please ![]() ![]() More doubles coming right up..... ![]() | |||
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"N'night lovelies, I'm off out on the town ![]() ![]() Have fun and be good... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you're very welcome..... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... It might be wet and windy outside but you'll be sure of a warm and friendly welcome in here... ![]() Evening Ricky....One G&T coming right up.... ![]() | |||
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"Ohhh can I have a hot Gin please ![]() That was nice....One hot gin made by hot Ash coming right up.... ![]() | |||
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"Ohhh can I have a hot Gin please ![]() ![]() Ohh I see what you did there. ![]() | |||
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