FabSwingers.com forum: Vanilla.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to defend Vanilla sex, a nice intimate missionary or spoon session is far better than trying something just to be adventurous, like sitting in a pool of custard, bound and gagged with wooden spoon up the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. I’m not keen on custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No disagreement here. Although now I kind of want some custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree with you OP, there's a time and place for kink. We wouldn't want to have to make such an effort every day, most of the time we want closeness and intimacy then we feel the need for kink build up between us and we know we are due a visit to a club or meet with our playmates to release that tension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like vanilla sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is the wooden spoon?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, I'm not really into the kinky side of things. What's wrong with a bit of foreplay and intimate, basic sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define vanilla though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We like both but have a serious lack of time for kinky sessions lately

J x

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I’d be annoyed. Because I’ve just bought a pallet of custard and been to the wholesalers for wooden spoons. Seems a waste of my time and money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to defend Vanilla sex, a nice intimate missionary or spoon session is far better than trying something just to be adventurous, like sitting in a pool of custard, bound and gagged with wooden spoon up the arse. "

Agreed....

I get rinsed for not having any kinks or having any fetishes, people think everyone does and no they don't

Just good sex is enough for me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Its been a long time since I've had vanilla sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree...vastly underrated.

Orgasm in missionary position, pinned down, eyes locked....cannae whack it

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's been a while since I've had vanilla, I do actually miss it a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is a time and place thing.

Sometimes its quick sex, morning, or a quickie in a lift or something.

Sometimes it's late at night when your both a bit tired.

Sometimes its while pissed.

It is nice to have slow sex, it is nice to throw someone around and bang her head off a mirror whilst wearing outfits etc also. But it depends on the moment.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Sex is a time and place thing.

Sometimes its quick sex, morning, or a quickie in a lift or something.

Sometimes it's late at night when your both a bit tired.

Sometimes its while pissed.

It is nice to have slow sex, it is nice to throw someone around and bang her head off a mirror whilst wearing outfits etc also. But it depends on the moment.

'Bang her head off a mirror'

I really hope you dont actually do that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Vanilla can be very erotic

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

One persons vanilla is another person's kink. Good sex doesn't have to be defined. As long as all involved enjoy, job's a good 'un x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It depends on how good that vanilla sex is.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

The skin from the custard is a pain in the proverbial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The skin from the custard is a pain in the proverbial "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a time and place thing.

Sometimes its quick sex, morning, or a quickie in a lift or something.

Sometimes it's late at night when your both a bit tired.

Sometimes its while pissed.

It is nice to have slow sex, it is nice to throw someone around and bang her head off a mirror whilst wearing outfits etc also. But it depends on the moment.

'Bang her head off a mirror'

I really hope you dont actually do that

Was more an expression

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Kinky or vanilla as long as it's good I don't mind either or

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Vanilla and kink both have their own place I enjoy both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on person reason n mood

Vanilla mint choc chip or raspberry ripple all yummy

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place "

You need a trip this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

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"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?"

Yes that is acceptable

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

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"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable "

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this linked to the post about where do all the spoons go.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a bit of vanilla spooning right now followed with some forking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a bit of vanilla spooning right now followed with some forking

Me too. I could do with a break from working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like vanilla sex in relationships, but I am not sure if what I think of as vanilla, might be wild or kinky to others!

I like going to a club sometimes, just to hang out naked in the jacuzzi, and sometimes to share!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who's to say sex is either kinky or vanilla? Most of our sessions have a bit of both involved; it's rare we're truly kinky for the whole session and we often have sleepy "vanilla" in a morning, for example. So long as you're having the sex you'd like, excellent.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't like custard either.

Prin

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hmmm custard

With wooden spoons, oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with either kinky custard or vanilla or even better a good variety of both

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Sex like most positions, its only really good if there's sexual attraction. So it always surprises me when men assume there will always be sexual chemistry even before we meet. And usually assumptions are most people's f**k ups.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Sitting in a pool of custard and a wooden spoon up the butt is so far from non vanilla sex.

“ must admit though custard and spoon “.

Positive thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla sex. Missionary is my favourite position, it’s comfy, you can kiss, the guy can smack your tits, you can reach down and rub your bean, it’s the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course "

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Never said I don’t like vanilla,

“ just an exploring personality “.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*"

Play hard to get lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla sex. Missionary is my favourite position, it’s comfy, you can kiss, the guy can smack your tits, you can reach down and rub your bean, it’s the best. "

You had me at smacking tits

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*

Play hard to get lmfao "

I've booked the hotel now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*

Play hard to get lmfao

I've booked the hotel now "

When for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla sex. Missionary is my favourite position, it’s comfy, you can kiss, the guy can smack your tits, you can reach down and rub your bean, it’s the best.

You had me at smacking tits

I love having my boobs slapped

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*

Play hard to get lmfao

I've booked the hotel now

When for "

The summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla sex. Missionary is my favourite position, it’s comfy, you can kiss, the guy can smack your tits, you can reach down and rub your bean, it’s the best.

You had me at smacking tits

I love having my boobs slapped

You're not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want dirty filthy sex lol but vanilla has it’s place

You need a trip this way

You damn right I do but not in a tent

I have an app for super cheap hotel rooms if that's better?

Yes that is acceptable

Great but don't blame me if a tent would probably have been better when I book one for £9 a night

I don’t care if your there naked bouncing on me

Looks like I've bagged me a bargain

Oh I’m bargain bucket now am I

I didn't say that now did I... But as you mention it KFC is on you then

Eat my meat on the bone

If your meat has a bone in I'd be concerned... Unless by bone you mean sounding rod?

Of course

Oooh get here *kneels & opens mouth*

Play hard to get lmfao

I've booked the hotel now

When for

The summer

Wow wil need a boy more detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love abit of vanilla, spoons lots of spoons full, maybe some sort of tart or spotted dick

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