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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

a good shag?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"a good shag?

Nah, I'm a virgin

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nope and have the veris to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I’m a pillow queen

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nah I’m a pillow queen "
I like your ‘pillows’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

I'm great

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

It takes two to have a good shag and chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rank in at a strong mediocre on a good day.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do ok

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a good shag?

Nah, I'm a virgin

A Fab virgin?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

No I just Quack like a duck

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?"

Not what I’ve heard

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Been told that I'm an amazing Fuck for a tranny !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define a good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define a good shag

That was meant to be

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Define a good shag

I ask the questions not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so horribly out of practice, not to mention outof shape, that I have to assume I'd be terrible.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 14/02/20 21:00:42]"
oooh! I read it!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?

Not what I’ve heard

If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Been told that I'm an amazing Fuck for a tranny !! X "

I don’t know why I’m laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the dynamic with the other person.

One man may think I'm ok, another man may not

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've been told I am but could all be lies...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?

Not what I’ve heard

If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative."

Adelphi?

more like Smokie Mo’s

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Epic apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define a good shag

I ask the questions not you

I didnt mean to do the eye roll hahahaha

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Yes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

There is only one way to find out

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I used to be, but no longer!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Define a good shag

I ask the questions not you

I didnt mean to do the eye roll hahahaha"

I’ll roll them back to you

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?

Not what I’ve heard

If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative.

Adelphi?

more like Smokie Mo’s

Oh... I remember him.

Well I don't know what he expected for £2.47 and a bag of chips, but I like to think he got good value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.

Why, has someone said otherwise?

Not what I’ve heard

If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative.

Adelphi?

more like Smokie Mo’s

Oh... I remember him.

Well I don't know what he expected for £2.47 and a bag of chips, but I like to think he got good value."

Hhhmmmm will you be in there tomorrow?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

There is only one way to find out

You want a test drive?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Nope. I wouldn't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Dunno. I just let everyone else do all the hard work!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

There is only one way to find out

You want a test drive?

Yes, I’d like to make sure the headlamps are in good working order

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

There is only one way to find out

You want a test drive?

Yes, I’d like to make sure the headlamps are in good working order

Safety first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not,they say I am.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

Absolutely all lies

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh

So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a satisfaction to cum in under a minute

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

Absolutely all lies"

I'm hurt.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh

So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception "

What about self love, from your perception

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

Absolutely all lies

I'm hurt."

I’m hard, nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D says I'm the best

but he's biased.

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse! "

That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I've been told I am but could all be lies...

Absolutely all lies

I'm hurt.

I’m hard, nice to meet you "

You are an evil and sadistic person. We arent friends now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah... I just like taking photos.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh

So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception

What about self love, from your perception

Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good once the laughing stops.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh

So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception

What about self love, from your perception

Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party

So you inadvertently answered my question. You’re a good shag

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm really good once the laughing stops. "

You can’t laugh with your mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!

That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here

I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops. "

You know, I do like a giggle

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

No...but I try my best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

You can’t laugh with your mouthful

Vibrations are wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops. "

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!

That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here

I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it."

I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah... I just like taking photos. "

You do take a good picture.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh

So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception

What about self love, from your perception

Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party

So you inadvertently answered my question. You’re a good shag

With myself yes... my rules, my rhythm I can’t get it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grand bonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so bad that I can’t even get a Shit Shag Veri,

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Used to be, no idea any more.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Well you’ll have to find someone who knows and ask them

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm a grand bonk."

Are you a male prostitue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you tell someone if they were a rubbish shag?

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

No I often fall asleep and they wake me up when they've finished or when I hear the front door slam.

Any holes a goal apparently

But honestly I think I am but know one really knows what's inside the other persons head, so if they come back for more then I guess I wasn't to bad if they don't I guess I was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!

That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here

I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it.

I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm

I’ll PM you the name of the lady, she has a talent

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m so bad that I can’t even get a Shit Shag Veri,"

I’ll verify you if I can Tbag you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!

That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here

I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it.

I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm

I’ll PM you the name of the lady, she has a talent"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?"

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the day of the week

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you tell someone if they were a rubbish shag? "

If you didn’t want to meet them again then I think they’d get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you tell someone if they were a rubbish shag?

If you didn’t want to meet them again then I think they’d get the picture

I must be epically bad, then, people don't want to see me again even without shagging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?"

I'm not gonna share my wings.

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over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings. "

Deal!

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over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings. "

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

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over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*"

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings? "

I’ll let him ^^ answer this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

I’ll let him ^^ answer this

Where is the spade? someone has some digging to do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings? "

The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me

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over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me

Why would want to eat that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me

Why would want to eat that? "

My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Meh, I'm alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me

Why would want to eat that?

My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut."

(So is mine.) (I knew what they were.) (#polka power.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really good once the laughing stops.

Are you laughing at the size of my penis?

Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????

No! What you gonna do about it?

I'm not gonna share my wings.

Chicken, buffalo or bingo?

*ducks and runs*

I'm just curious what are bingo wings?

The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me

Why would want to eat that?

My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut.

(So is mine.) (I knew what they were.) (#polka power.) "

Evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always give it my all and deserve 10/10 for effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all.

I have the sex skills of Alan Partridge.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Not at all.

I have the sex skills of Alan Partridge."

Aha!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

9.0/10. I've never had a complaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely terrible

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hell yeah but I prefer to be referred to as a good common cormorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do alright!

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By *ornychickxxxWoman
over a year ago

north east

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best. Ever!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Does lying there like a sack of spuds constitute being good?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Does lying there like a sack of spuds constitute being good?

As long as the sack had a hole to put my cock in then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, complete shite

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are you op?"

I’m a bloke, of course I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you op?

I’m a bloke, of course I am

Silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best you never had

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The best you never had

That should read the best you could ever have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am neither going to confirm or deny this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best you never had

That should read the best you could ever have

Suit yourself

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Nope, complete shite"

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve fucked a woman who’s posted - ask her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have to ask her up there^^

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You'll have to ask her up there^^"

She said you was average

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fucking top class! Modest too

Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, complete shite

Prove it

Okay,get your arse here

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Nope, complete shite

Prove it

Okay,get your arse here

On my way. Work can kiss my arse

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Fucking top class! Modest too

Mrs TMN

Great nips BTW

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Consistently bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, complete shite

Prove it

Okay,get your arse here

On my way. Work can kiss my arse

I want to kiss you're arse too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah,not enough practice with sparring partners

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Nope, complete shite

Prove it

Okay,get your arse here

On my way. Work can kiss my arse

I want to kiss you're arse too

What a happy coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who with doesn’t it

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Nah I'm shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Although my sexual prowess cannot be described with a word...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nah I'm shit

I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define a good shag

One you can walk away from. no, wait, that's a good landing..A good shag is one you can't walk away from..

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I have been awarded 4 & a half stars in consumer tests

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"The best. Ever!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have been awarded 4 & a half stars in consumer tests

Out of 10?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"a good shag?

Well I have no complaints, plenty of eye contact, lots of kissing and 3 shallow thrust followed by 3 deep ones, start slow and build up speed.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a good shag?

Well I have no complaints, plenty of eye contact, lots of kissing and 3 shallow thrust followed by 3 deep ones, start slow and build up speed.

That’s 6 thrusts

show off

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!!"
that from a song

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

The last person to do me up the chuff came quite quickly so I can only assume that the answer is " Yes" x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The last person to do me up the chuff came quite quickly so I can only assume that the answer is " Yes" x

Not even a reach around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been shagged lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It takes two to have a good shag and chemistry

But don't put sodium in water

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"The last person to do me up the chuff came quite quickly so I can only assume that the answer is " Yes" x

Not even a reach around?

Nope !! But he said that I could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am what I am hope I do please when meeting not had ant complaints yet lol

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I have been awarded 4 & a half stars in consumer tests

Out of 10?

Out of 100

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