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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, all day alls I've heard is love stories n valentines bull shit I've got a head ache.... roll on tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a pint...of vodka.

Unfortunately I’m at work for another 3 hours and back at 8 tomorrow so no alcohol for me

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I will take a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, all day alls I've heard is love stories n valentines bull shit I've got a head ache.... roll on tomorrow "

Top man, pint of mild for this guy please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love a pint...of vodka.

Unfortunately I’m at work for another 3 hours and back at 8 tomorrow so no alcohol for me "

I’ll leave it in the pump for you

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please! Any decent cider on tap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will take a fuck

One long screw coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please! "

What’s your poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love a pint...of vodka.

Unfortunately I’m at work for another 3 hours and back at 8 tomorrow so no alcohol for me

I’ll leave it in the pump for you

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please! Any decent cider on tap? "

A girl after my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today mate, I'd drink anything so long as I'm not sober lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?"

Eh? What is this thou speaks of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today mate, I'd drink anything so long as I'm not sober lol....

White lightening it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please!

What’s your poison

Tequila please

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please! Any decent cider on tap?

A girl after my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please!

What’s your poison

Tequila please "

Good choice, a tray of tequila slammers please barman for this young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila it makes you happy... I'll have a tray as well please hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila it makes you happy... I'll have a tray as well please hahaha

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!

What you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work til 8pm. Anyone feels for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm at work til 8pm. Anyone feels for me?

I’ll feel you

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I will take a fuck

U can have one off me if u want

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A pool table and a large white sounds good

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Top man, I’ll have a pint with u

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I will take a fuck

I’d like it on tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same, fab's not biting so i'm gonna try my luck in town

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pool table and a large white sounds good"

Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top man, I’ll have a pint with u

A pint of lager please barman for this dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and splash of for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please "

Pint of ale for this guy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!"

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same, fab's not biting so i'm gonna try my luck in town

You’re going to Bangor in Bangor then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

Open wide

I wanna know what it is first, please!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/02/20 17:48:54]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

Open wide

I wanna know what it is first, please!?"

It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemsip please

No swearing on this thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

I'd be anyone's after a pinot or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A pool table and a large white sounds good

Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink

That's snooker but hey, I'd like to see that shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

I'd be anyone's after a pinot or two

3 Pinot’s please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pool table and a large white sounds good

Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink

That's snooker but hey, I'd like to see that shot

Ooofffttt I’ll just chalk my tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

You getting in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

You getting in the shower

I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

You getting in the shower

I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else

Not my......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

You getting in the shower

I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else

Not my......

Oohhh matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contemplating the drink later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Single malt whisky on the rocks please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!

What you drinking?

Gin n tonic please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of fizz and one glass. I'll be in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and splash of for me

I’d splash you

Lol not too much

From your avtar I would let you too

Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off

You getting in the shower

I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else

Not my......

Oohhh matron

Yes doctor lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contemplating the drink later "

Here, have a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already in the pub!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Single malt whisky on the rocks please!"

Steady on now. Fuck it, here have a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!

What you drinking?

Gin n tonic please!

Only a little bit of tonic though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of fizz and one glass. I'll be in the corner "

One glass?

we don’t drink alone here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!! "

What’s in the middle of the egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already in the pub!"

Get them in then tight arse

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A pool table and a large white sounds good

Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink

That's snooker but hey, I'd like to see that shot

Ooofffttt I’ll just chalk my tip

Better set that shot up properly..can't have you miscuing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already in the pub!

Get them in then tight arse

Naturally tight arsed but after a few pints......

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I will take a fuck

On my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Cider please

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

What you drinking girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Cider please

Yeah, scrumpy it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

What you drinking girl?

Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please

Oooffftttt a double fuck is on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

What you drinking girl?

Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying

OK, and a little suck?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’d love a pint but on 2nd glass of red

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

I’ve a snotty knob now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

What you drinking girl?

Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying

OK, and a little suck?

Just the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tee total I know it's shocking so I will just have a latte please with white sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?

Eh? What is this thou speaks of

Delicious ale that tasted of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love a pint but on 2nd glass of red

J x"

A Pint is sliding it’s way down the bar to you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

What you drinking girl?

Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying

OK, and a little suck?

Just the tip "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tee total I know it's shocking so I will just have a latte please with white sugar "

Of course, but no sugar as it’s very bad for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?

Eh? What is this thou speaks of

Delicious ale that tasted of coffee

OK, a pint of that please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?

Eh? What is this thou speaks of

Delicious ale that tasted of coffee

OK, a pint of that please barman

Awwww. Ta very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

I’ve a snotty knob now

Where have you been dipping that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

I’ve a snotty knob now

Where have you been dipping that!!!

Someone’s ale up there ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/02/20 17:48:54]"

someone can’t handle their ale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

I’ve a snotty knob now

Where have you been dipping that!!!

Someone’s ale up there ^^

Oi. Better not be mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

Open wide

I wanna know what it is first, please!?

It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat

Who went unlos ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of shipyard please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!

What’s in the middle of the egg?

Come have a poke around and find out!!

I’ve a snotty knob now

Where have you been dipping that!!!

Someone’s ale up there ^^

Oi. Better not be mine

It’s not brown through dipping it in coffee ale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of shipyard please "

On its way Captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/02/20 17:48:54]

someone can’t handle my member

Fify!

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

For all that see through the (paper) thin commercial bullshit that is valentines day.

I give you comedian Lewis Black

https://youtu.be/AdJLEYR9Igw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/02/20 17:48:54]

someone can’t handle my member

Fify!"

Is that you LOO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come but I'm warning you, I'm bringing my mini banjo and oh god yes do I sing and play on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

Open wide

I wanna know what it is first, please!?

It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat

Who went unlos ?"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come but I'm warning you, I'm bringing my mini banjo and oh god yes do I sing and play on it. "

I read that as willy banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!

Open wide

I wanna know what it is first, please!?

It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat

Who went unlos ?

Cheeky "

Oh no, she seemed nice,,I hope she is ok

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Told the mrs I would take her up The Khyber for valentines, unfortunately she thinks it's a curry house !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Told the mrs I would take her up The Khyber for valentines, unfortunately she thinks it's a curry house !

Either way her eyes will be watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Single malt whisky on the rocks please!

Steady on now. Fuck it, here have a double

And another please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?

Single malt whisky on the rocks please!

Steady on now. Fuck it, here have a double

And another please!"

Are you trying to take advantage of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'll get the next two! XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll get the next two! XD "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great fucking guys

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please

Oooffftttt a double fuck is on its way

And vodka and cake right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please

Oooffftttt a double fuck is on its way

And vodka and cake right?

After the fuck otherwise you’ll be sick

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please

Oooffftttt a double fuck is on its way

And vodka and cake right?

After the fuck otherwise you’ll be sick

Good call

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