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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reala life names you've ever heard.

Mine would have to be Ben Dover

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m not sure that’s a real life name tbh

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I’m not sure that’s a real life name tbh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 guys. One was called Orange. The other, Brick. Not nicknames but real first names..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Arthur Guinness

Mike Hunt

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I went to school with two girls both called Theresa.

Theresa green and Theresa wood

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

a friend of mine peter Feather has a girlfriend called Heather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew brothers called Neil and Benjamin Downes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother went to school with a girl called Holly Wood

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ben Donger.

He was oddly proud of his name too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"a friend of mine peter Feather has a girlfriend called Heather."

There was a Heather Feather in the street where I grew up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a Joe King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

odsonne edouard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntfucker Floppy Bitchstein.

(I mean, who gives somebody a middle name "Floppy"?)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Ivor bigin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a Joe King "

Are you serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermentrude Gertrude

Work colleague of an Ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also knew a Harry Monk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had business clients with the following names:

- Chris Peacock

- FD of a german company called Bernd Koch

- secretary at a client was called Peaches Dix

- also someone who went to the same local was Bernadette Cox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who's initials were KKK.

She scared me at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much of a joke name but I used to work as a delivery driver for dpd and I had a parcel for kathy lunt..... i nearly said it wrong at the doorstep

Omg was I embarrassed, luckily it didnt slip out lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There used to be a lady on our work e-mail address lust whose surname was Doubledee. That was very unfortunate.

I have also come across a Wayne Kerr. Apparently when he was 12 he came home from school one day in tears. The penny dropped with his parents and they were horrified about their choice of name. They said if they had realised, they never would have done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Bennett

Mrs White-Pratt

Only 2 I can think of meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for Mrs Belend years ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I knew a Joe King

Are you serious? "

The lady who runs the London School of Striptease is named Jo King.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not much of a joke name but I used to work as a delivery driver for dpd and I had a parcel for kathy lunt..... i nearly said it wrong at the doorstep

Omg was I embarrassed, luckily it didnt slip out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Bird and William William Williams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Richard Bird and William William Williams "

3 ws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to deliver mail to a girl called Jill Hill who lived in Mill Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shagged a guy in the army who was a colour sergeant and his surname was Slaughter so he was actually Sergeant Slaughter.

I thought that was pretty cool

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

A bloke I knew who couldn’t pronounce r for some reason named his kids Robert richard and racheal apparently the reason was he was called Robert hence his first born was named after himself Richard was the name of his grandfather and Rachael was well I never found that out this is genuine not a piss take

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Reala life names you've ever heard.

Mine would have to be Ben Dover "

Haha! This reminds me of a true story!

In my old place of work, at about 5pm, I was walking out and some stranger said to me; "Hey, does Mike Cussin work here?".. I replied "Well, who's your cousin?".. "No, Mike Cussin!"... "Yes, well, what's your cousin's name?".. "No! Mike Cussin! Does he work here?".. I just gave a funny look and walked off, thinking to myself "fucking dickhead..".

Next day, when I walked in, I went to sign in and saw that a new name had been put on the board; Mike Cussin. Ooops!

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a bit I've seen on FB recently were people have posted another users profile picture with their names sounding like local slang terms. One I saw for example I think was Hausa Bootyii lol Mildly offence but meant as simple fun and without prejudice

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Orson Kart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the consultants my daughter sees at GOSH is called Harry Monk poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter File is an unlucky name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lad in my class named Crispin Bacon!

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Knew a guy in the military his name was D. PREST. that's what his shirt name tag was.

Another was M Prest

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went to school with a henrietta coleman. My unmarried cookery teacher was called wendy house and the dentists are called mr and mrs dentith

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a Joe King "

Arrh yes he's got a brother, Wayne King I believe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Town in the north east of England with a road called Corfe Cresant .Went to school with the kid who lived at number 4

..Such fun

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I went to school with a lad called

Aeron Mycock

I've known...Tina Pears, Jack Daniels, Theresa Wood and siblings called Stella and Karlsberg. Oh and siblings called Niamh and Neve and twins called Brad and Bradley

I have a bit of a geeky fascination with names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fay Govan. One for the Scots there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of a lass called Beejay, god only knows what her parents were thinking!! And a lad called Benjamin De Berry but he’s called Ben for short. You couldn’t make it up if you tried ha ha

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Ivana Trump was quite a funny name

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I went to school with a chap called Phil McCracken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is completely true.

One of my old teachers was called Mr Shaw-Twilley.

& he chose to be a teacher with that name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Backholer

Absolutely genuine !

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

No joke guy worked on haven site with was called

Chris P Chicken loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody Woodcock. Good IT manager

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Arthur Penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard head ????

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mhari Fanny always got a laugh at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a builder near where I live called Paul cox.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Totally true. In my year at school there was a girl called Polly Hester. What is wrong with these parents saddling kids with names that are gonna get them stick?!!

This isn't true. I once new an Indian national karaoke champion called Gerupta Singh.

Hugs, Gemma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/20 01:03:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike hock hertz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is completely true.

One of my old teachers was called Mr Shaw-Twilley.

& he chose to be a teacher with that name.."

Had a teacher named Mr Stiff

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

The legendary Fanny Schmeller from The Chase of course. Never tire of seeing Bradley losing it.

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

at boarding school there was a kid called Matthew Bates and since he was under 16 all his letters from home started with master

I also went to school some years later and there was a kid there called Richard end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My RE teacher was called Mrs Bethlehem.

A girl at school was called Jenny Taylor.

My CDT teacher used to call me Isaac. My surname is hunt. Wouldn't get away with it now!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Dick Spring - irish politician

Dick Pound - Australian politician

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

There's a guy in my golf club called

Willie Puller ????

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By *ilverfox2936Man
over a year ago

Prescot

I used to work for a well known credit card company any years ago and spoke to two customers with memorable names.

Mr Richard Wanker (the W is pronounced as a V according to the man himself)

And Miss Irene Fuckew, think she may be on fab with a name like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Richard Bird and William William Williams

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Will treble he was called

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Lesley Behan. This was a chap and every one called him Les.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a stint of selling personal loans and if they went bad you had to go and try and collect!!! Anyway two of the “clients” were Joanna Dance and Mr and Mrs Jelly who lived in Mold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivor Ballackov

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Many years ago, a guy much older than me was called Ronald McDonald. He will have been well through the school system before the Golden Arches appeared in the UK.

Imagine some poor kid at school today with that name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to school with a lad called

Aeron Mycock

I've known...Tina Pears, Jack Daniels, Theresa Wood and siblings called Stella and Karlsberg. Oh and siblings called Niamh and Neve and twins called Brad and Bradley

I have a bit of a geeky fascination with names. "

To funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a friend of mine peter Feather has a girlfriend called Heather.

There was a Heather Feather in the street where I grew up. "

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Dr Christmas

Phaik tan

Eskine Bridge

Merlin

Shenandoah

All real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a wayne king... I mean what mother never put two and two together x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaylord Dickman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew a wayne king... I mean what mother never put two and two together x"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum had an old boyfriend called Richard Head

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Knew a guy through work...called Dick Stainer, he purposely used the name instead of been called Richard!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I went to school with a lad called

Aeron Mycock

I've known...Tina Pears, Jack Daniels, Theresa Wood and siblings called Stella and Karlsberg. Oh and siblings called Niamh and Neve and twins called Brad and Bradley

I have a bit of a geeky fascination with names. "

Since you are fascinated by names, have you seen the book Potty, Fartwell and Knob? Look it up if you haven't. It should be right up your street.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knew a guy through work...called Dick Stainer, he purposely used the name instead of been called Richard!"

Seriously funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man lived in our street called Robert Brown, but of course he was known by the name Bob, as kids we found it very funny.

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Went to school with Jenna Tails

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By *toobguyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There is, or was, a journalist in the north west called Wayne Ankers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to school with Jenna Tails"

Love it

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick trickle real person famous

Google him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick trickle real person famous

Google him "

Oh that made lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Dover and Phil maccavity

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

In real life I used to teach a lad called Wayne Woof!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

No one know a Jennifer Taylor? Jenny to her friends...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

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over a year ago


"The legendary Fanny Schmeller from The Chase of course. Never tire of seeing Bradley losing it. "

One of the funniest things on tv,and I don’t think the contestant even got the joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In real life I used to teach a lad called Wayne Woof! "

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bestie from little school married Mike Hunt and he refused to be called Michael even though it was his name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bestie from little school married Mike Hunt and he refused to be called Michael even though it was his name! "

You'd wonder why

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"No one know a Jennifer Taylor? Jenny to her friends..........."

I know two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Ponsonby Cockburn

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Olympic swimmer called Misty Hyman

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"No one know a Jennifer Taylor? Jenny to her friends...........

I know two!"

We had one years ago. Nicknamed her Lips. She thought it was because she pouted in all her pictures..........safe to say we were soon told to stop when the hierarchy found out.

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By *ndiscloseddesiresWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham

Back in Australia my daughter had a kid called Tanxsta in her class. Poor kid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one know a Jennifer Taylor? Jenny to her friends...........

I know two!

We had one years ago. Nicknamed her Lips. She thought it was because she pouted in all her pictures..........safe to say we were soon told to stop when the hierarchy found out. "

Can just imagine.

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By *xception to the ruleMan
over a year ago

Forest Hill

Worked security in afghan. Had an Indian bloke called “jive bunny”! Swear to god, had to double check his passport!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in college with a guy called Jonathan Target. He got struck by lightning!

Other names: Hugh Jardon and Isaac Hunt.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

I went to a school with a guy called Dicken Hares. 100% true, I swear on my kids life.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"No one know a Jennifer Taylor? Jenny to her friends...........

I know two!

We had one years ago. Nicknamed her Lips. She thought it was because she pouted in all her pictures..........safe to say we were soon told to stop when the hierarchy found out. "

I laughed at this but at the same time I'd be fuming if it was me

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Along the same lines, a company I used to work for used the format of first initial + Surname for the first part of their employees email address. We had a guy called Frank Rigger who asked to use his Forename + Surname instead . It just made it more obvious really

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Olympic swimmer called Misty Hyman "

No worse than Fanny Chmelar

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Jack Pratt. I couldn't live with a surname like that. Imagine the stick you must get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worked security in afghan. Had an Indian bloke called “jive bunny”! Swear to god, had to double check his passport!!! "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A chap I treated a few years ago. Portuguese name Jose Peixinho Frito. Translation, Jose Fried Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked security in afghan. Had an Indian bloke called “jive bunny”! Swear to god, had to double check his passport!!! "

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

When my son was little there was a kid in Mums and Toddlers group called IKEA!

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Knew someone called Tess Tickle ....honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my son was little there was a kid in Mums and Toddlers group called IKEA!"

I'd have to try very hard not to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a solicitor on the Isle of Wight whose surname is Careless!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Used to be a doctor called Dr B.Gee ...

He was great at keeping patients staying alive

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Old mate of mine shared a flat with an exchange student from the mid west. I kid you not his name was Rusty Denim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a solicitor on the Isle of Wight whose surname is Careless!! "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old mate of mine shared a flat with an exchange student from the mid west. I kid you not his name was Rusty Denim! "

Fun name

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sue.

Surname Povtheday.

A

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh and DJ Sarah Cox obviously wasn't thinking straight when naming her son Isaac.......

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and DJ Sarah Cox obviously wasn't thinking straight when naming her son Isaac.......

A"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met someone called Robin Hood. I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike hunt

Joe king

Mark mycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to care for a woman who's sister was called Beverley hills

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I didn't personally know him, but there was a Wanye Kerr where I grew up.

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over a year ago

Used to work with a Richard Head and also an Angus Angus.

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over a year ago

Oh, and my boss had a Uni lecturer called Dick Brownsword.

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over a year ago


"I’ve met someone called Robin Hood. I kid you not "

Oh god

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I know a Wayne Kerr

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I know a Wayne Kerr "

There was a guy worked in the drawing office where I used to work

He was Wayne Anker I shit you not

He had to sign his drawings with his middle initial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother went to school with a Russell Sprout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misty Hyman

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Albert Ross

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over a year ago

Phil mckrackin and Phil mcavity p

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By *he Devil rides outMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I knew a Joe King "

I knew a Jo King too as well as a James Love

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over a year ago


"I know a Wayne Kerr "

Love it

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over a year ago


"I knew a Joe King

I knew a Jo King too as well as a James Love"

James love

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I had a Canadian friend at school his name was David winterwanterbottom !!!!!!

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over a year ago


"I had a Canadian friend at school his name was David winterwanterbottom !!!!!! "

That's a mouthful

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over a year ago

At my mothers work, there was a bloke who used to walk around with a name badge Arthur Winkle.

I can only assume it was his name but I didn’t know if it was a work place joke.

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over a year ago

Chris Peacock

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to know a lad who’s last name was Trebilcock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy from a previous job was called jet thrust... No really, that was his given name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 2 doctors, one after the other at my GP surgery about 40-50 years ago down in Kent - one called De'Ath, the next called Slaughter.

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over a year ago

An act in our local was called Wayne Kerr and the Ballbags which I liked.

Apparently there was a guy in the same pub called Jason Bray and he had a brother named Reece

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over a year ago


"At my mothers work, there was a bloke who used to walk around with a name badge Arthur Winkle.

I can only assume it was his name but I didn’t know if it was a work place joke. "

Kinda sounds like a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UKIP briefly had a leader called Richard Braine which I thought was highly amusing.

And I once knew an old boy called Dickie Dodd.

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over a year ago


"UKIP briefly had a leader called Richard Braine which I thought was highly amusing.

And I once knew an old boy called Dickie Dodd. "

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I have known ...Paul skinback.... Christopher menstain ( c menstain) and my favourite layne randy (the third)... you can’t make it up!

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over a year ago


"I have known ...Paul skinback.... Christopher menstain ( c menstain) and my favourite layne randy (the third)... you can’t make it up! "

Randy

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over a year ago


"Reala life names you've ever heard.

Mine would have to be Ben Dover "

He lives about a 15 minute drive from mine. His son is one of the kids in outnumbered

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Ivor bigin "

He sang that song.... I'm a wanker....

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over a year ago

Andy Glasscock deserves a mention.

A. Glasscock

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over a year ago


"Andy Glasscock deserves a mention.

A. Glasscock "

Great name

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over a year ago


"Ivor bigin

He sang that song.... I'm a wanker....

"

Is that an actual song?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Rick oshea

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The husband of one of my school teachers' was Boris Morris

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over a year ago

Fanny Felcher. Dumb N Dumber to.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"The husband of one of my school teachers' was Boris Morris "

Bet you his wife was called Doris

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over a year ago

I went to school with a Wayne Kerr... his Dad thought it was hilarious

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over a year ago


"The husband of one of my school teachers' was Boris Morris "

That's just awful

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By *andD TogetherWeCanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

At a karaoke one night singers name was Gupty Singh

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By *welve minus twoMan
over a year ago

lichfield


"Reala life names you've ever heard.

Mine would have to be Ben Dover "

I’m sure I recall two porn star/producers with the names

Neil down and Ben Dover

Fictitious or real names I’m not 100% lol

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By *ally_RodTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Well, I suppose Phil McCavity is the obvious response xx

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over a year ago

Laura Mashiter. And yes the last name

Is spelt how it sounds! No wonder she wanted to be married so quick

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

Tina swallows

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over a year ago


"Well, I suppose Phil McCavity is the obvious response xx "

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