The naked dash

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why is it that when you leg it downstairs (or in my case, 1-leg it) in the nuddy, 99 times out of 100 there's no-one to shock/please/blind [delete as appropriate], but the one day you decide to stop and make a brew in the nude, the very second you walk into the kitchen, there's a delivery guy walking up next door's drive? Well, that's him scarred for life now

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Damn you're such a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol if he comes back tomorrow with another "parcel" then he's game

I came downstairs to make a brew 2 weeks ago and my housemate wandered out of the shower bollock naked. We had a chat later when he was dressed about respecting the other occupants of the house by not walking about communal areas with your junk out, hope he got the message(I did not give him the message)

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Brilliant expression “junk out”

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I only recently realised that if the curtains are open and lights off at the front of the house and I'm in the rooms at the back of the house with the lights on I can be seen!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Fortunately, I think he could only see my best bits, thank goodness that the counter probably saved his eyesight

All I needed was a towel off the dry pile but then I thought, "why not make a brew to have in the bath?" and that's that.

I was playing with fire to be fair. Fucking huge window in my kitchen looking out at next door

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